I'm A Baller

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Want it my foot! What about a pancake roll with scallions, do you want that?!”

Na Wu slammed the table and stood up. She held her head high and puffed out her chest. Her temperament was majestic, like the embodiment of justice.

Did her appearance represent justice?

No, it wasn’t.

The ferocity of justice was not scary, but it could make people feel ashamed of their inferiority. Everyone felt a little intimidated.

Na Wu began to scold her righteously.

“Shi Shi and I got the role because we received affirmation on our professional level. What does it have to do with Liu Li?”

“Did you know how hard we worked?!”

“Shi Shi practiced for 18 hours a day, and I ate such a long and thick scallion pancake roll in my first audition…”

Na Wu gestured with her hands, It was about 25 centimeters.

Then, she twirled her index finger around it. Feeling that it could not fit, she changed it to two hands and accurately measured the diameter to 5 centimeters.

After confirming the length and thickness, she held the non-existent bottom of the pancake in one hand and the top of the pancake in the other. She brought it to her face and sniffed it. Her expression was a little disgusted.

“When I ate it for the first time, I almost vomited just by smelling it!”

Whoosh!

Everyone turned to look at Wang Yan with a subtle look in their eyes.

Wang Yan’s eyelids twitched.

What was wrong with everyone?

It was a wonderful performance without the actual food!

Damn it, could you not be so dirty-minded!

To be honest, Na Wu’s recent acting lessons were not in vain. The way she ate the pancakes made people’s blood boil…

Then, the crazy He Luoluo suddenly whispered, “Director Wang, during her first audition… did she really ate… green onions?”

Pfft!

Among the entire group of people, at least one-third of them couldn’t help but snicker.

Wang Xue, who was originally a hooligan and was becoming less and less like a woman, looked at Liu Li with shining eyes, “Was that really… Pfft, how blissful…”

Wang Yan’s face turned completely black, like the bottom of a pot.

He glared at Han Luzhou, “Old Han, could you control your wife?”

Han Luzhou habitually curled up into a ball seemingly to express: Don’t look at me, I had nothing to do with this, I’m not here!

He had no choice but to look for the main character…

Wang Yan turned his head and gritted his teeth as he looked at the muddle-headed Na Wu. He wished that he could stuff something into her mouth to shut her up…

Were you practicing the fists of seven damages?!

Before hitting someone, you should hit yourself on the chest twice and spit out blood before using the blood foam to attack them?!

It was hard to tell if He Luoluo was in pain, but I was!

However… the pain was also in vain.

Na Wu did not realize the problem at all. She was even more agitated by He Luoluo’s words.

“Nonsense!

“How could I forget such a spicy green onion?!”

“Shi Shi and I only finished eating after an hour. I even wanted to die!”

“If you had the time to flirt, why couldn’t you practice acting with Shi Shi for two days? If you could perform well, you could take over my role!”

“Instead of provoking Liu Li and seducing Wang Yan all the time.”

“If Shi Shi doesn’t even dare to think about it, where did you get the courage?”

Fu Yushi tried so hard to avoid getting caught by the enemy’s radar. Instead, she was struck out of stealth by her comrade?!

Where was the justice?!

There was no justice, but He Luoluo finally found an opportunity and added.

“She was the only one who would know whether she was thinking about it. Anyway, we were all close sisters. It’s not against the law to think about it. I don’t think it’s a big deal… What do you think, Sister Weiwei?”

He Luoluo giggled with an unspeakable recklessness. She glanced at Lin Weiwei with her big eyes and cracked a new joke.

Boom!

The new joke was like a nuclear bomb that exploded in the hearts of the sisters.

The matter was so simple and logical, but if you were to sow discord on the spot…

She must be crazy?!

Moreover, she purposely pointed out Lin Weiwei…

She was asking for death?!

Ping Zhi, who had been trying to hide her presence, raised her eyebrows with an expression that was as cold as ice.

Mina, Chu Hong, and the other girls finally realized that the situation was turning bad. It seemed to be on the verge of collapsing and they were trembling in fear.

The men led by Lv Yichen were so excited that their faces were flushed red, and their lips were trembling. They were like onlookers who were watching a show but they were also afraid of Wang Yan.

Han Luzhou… did not move at all. He was as handsome as a statue.

Na Wu looked left and right. She was a little confused.

It was chaotic, complete chaos.

In the entire venue, the two people who were the calmest were Liu Li and Wang Yan.

Wang Yan was like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He knew that this would happen sooner or later. Since he was able to control his expression, he looked calm.

Who could do anything to him?!

Go ahead and make a scene, he would take care of it!

If he really couldn’t handle it… He would resort to flipping the table!

Wang Yan’s confidence came from the system, but it also came from his age and vigor. If he let go, he would be fearless.

Liu Li’s expression was interesting. It looked like she was smiling at the same time it wasn’t. She was just like Lin Weiwei, full of confidence.

Or perhaps… She couldn’t be bothered?!

She had been holding on to He Luoluo’s waist from the beginning until now.

Slowly, everyone realized that something was wrong and turned their gazes to Liu Li.

He Luoluo was very bold today. Not only did she caused a scene, Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei were also dragged into it. She acted as if she had gone crazy, but she didn’t.

When she was causing trouble, she already felt nervous. Now that she realized that Liu Li’s attitude was unusual, she became even more nervous.

Her smile stiffened bit by bit, and her waist muscles tensed up. As Liu Li caressed her, chills went down her spine.

Oh my god!

The weak little lamb was not going to become angry now, right?

She did not give He Luoluo the chance to provoke Lin Weiwei and spoke.

She looked at Wang Yan.

“Wang Yan, my half-sister misses you every day to the point that she doesn’t want to eat or drink, what were your thoughts on this?”

What were his thoughts?

He saw nothing!

Wang Yan’s little heart was beating wildly, but he looked very calm and cool.

He replied lazily, “What does it have to do with me?”

What was there to be afraid of?

There was no such thing!

At the same time, He Luoluo pretended to be dissatisfied and wanted to take the opportunity to remove Liu Li’s hand. However, she was hugged by Liu Li and could not break free.

Liu Li placed her chin on He Luoluo’s shoulder and pressed her face against her’s. She kissed the air and said loudly, “Be good, don’t mess around!”

After kissing, she snickered, as if they were real sisters.

With a swoosh, the other girls were so shaken that they trembled.

Oh my god!

Sister Liu Li was so scary!

He Luoluo’s face turned pale, but Liu Li looked at Wang Yan and defended her seriously.

“Luoluo’s not a bad person. She’s just too feisty. She wants to have whatever I had and do everything that I could do.”

“It’s the same for boyfriends. If your overall qualities were average, she would mock me and find a better one to show off to me.”

“So, Wang Yan, did you understand what was going on?”

“It was not easy to find someone better than you!”

“Moreover, she had been staring at you for too long. She became a little obsessed.”

“You treat Sister Weiwei and the others quite well, but you couldn’t get along with her…”

“It was your fault!”

“Why did you treat them differently?”

“Yes, yes, yes!”

Wang Yan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry as he raised his hand and admitted defeat, “I’m wrong, I’m guilty…”

Whatever you say, you could do whatever you want!

It wasn’t instigation, but pampering.

Liu Li looked like she was joking, but in fact, she was expressing her stance. It was rare to see her being serious, so Wang Yan naturally wanted to hear her true thoughts.

Romantic entanglements were something that straight men might not encounter in their entire lives, but it was the daily life of a Prince Charming.

It was not wrong to be liked, right?

There was certainly something wrong with being a jerk and being greedy, but young people could not control that.

Mencius said, “If you knew about lust, you would be attracted to pretty women”.

What he meant was that when men understood the little things between men and women, they began to yearn for young and beautiful women.

Before the age of 30, don’t expect a man to be able to control his philandering heart. Not having a chance was one thing, not fantasizing was another thing. A saint could see through all of that.

Therefore, Wang Yan’s heart was very clear about everything. He was just pretending to be ignorant and tries to control it.

Liu Li usually does the same thing, but today was a little different.

Therefore, Wang Yan was very curious, wanting to know how she was going to solve the “accident”.

So, he played along and watched her performance.

“Sigh! It would lead to problems if she kept this up…”

Liu Li sighed, her small body and big momentum were out.

“How about… you satisfy her just once?!”

It was earth-shattering.

The entire crowd was stunned. They sucked in a breath of cold air and choked. Half of them held their breath, while the other half started to cough violently.

Liu Li ignored them. She stuck her face close to He Luoluo’s and continued to scare Wang Yan with a smile.

It was hard to tell if she was trying to scare Wang Yan. In any case, it was enough to scare him.

“Really, how about you sleep with her for a night?”

“You two could discuss the price yourselves. 500,000 or 1,000,000 dollars that would be up to you. You have the money anyway…”

“Sister Luoluo never had a boyfriend before, but our Wang Yan is handsome and fierce. You two won’t be at a disadvantage.”

“So that she could quit thinking about it and incite her sisters to make a move on you!”

“We might as well put a price on it. As long as you were willing to spend money and obediently report it to me, I guarantee that I won’t be angry or jealous, and I’ll satisfy your restlessness!”

“What was the big deal?”

“Isn’t it just a small matter?”

“Anyway, I couldn’t accompany you every day. Sister Luoluo would be a better choice than other random women.”

“But you have to pay, you can’t do it for free!”

“Hey, Sister Luoluo, are you satisfied?”

Liu Li grinned and tilted her head and looked at He Luoluo.

He Luoluo was dumbfounded.

Usually, in this kind of situation, He Luoluo, one of the three lunatics of the Dance group, would open her mouth and use her rich theoretical knowledge to attack the dregs until their ears were burning and their legs were weak as they begged for mercy.

But now, she didn’t dare.

The moment their eyes met, He Luoluo realized that Liu Li might be serious.

Oh my god, was she crazy?!

Was she kidding?

He Luoluo was one of the three lunatics of the Dance group, not her!

He Luoluo was full of absurdity, she was dumbstruck as if she was dreaming.

It wasn’t just He Luoluo who was dumbstruck. The room was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop. For a moment, the sisters didn’t even dare to breathe loudly.

Slowly, they thought of something.

There were many crazy girls in their daily lives, but in the professional field, Liu Li was the craziest dancer even the professors claimed her as the “most hardworking one who was at the top level for the past five years”!

In terms of injuries, no one could compare to Liu Li.

She was not very talented compared to He Luoluo, but she could be ruthless enough to train herself until she was covered in bruises. She had never lost before, so who knew what was in her heart?

“Ha… ha…”

He Luoluo laughed dryly and subconsciously licked her lips. It was so dry that it was cracking.

Under normal circumstances, she would take advantage of the situation and counter-attack. The more people there were, the crazier she would become.

However, it did not work today.

If Liu Li wanted to take it seriously and bid 500,000 dollars, she would have to sleep with Wang Yan for a night. What would she do?

It was easy to mention the word “prostitute” but it was not nice to hear it…

Her reputation would tarnish!

Thinking of this, He Luoluo admitted defeat decisively. “Sister Liu Li, I was wrong! It was just a joke, please don’t scare me…”

Aura was a thing that rose and fell. If one was afraid, one would be bullied to death.

“Tch! Is that all you could do? You were given a chance and yet you didn’t want it?”

Being looked at with contempt by Liu Li, He Luoluo was about to cry.

What kind of chance was that?!

If you had the guts, why don’t you let him date me?!

She had fierce thoughts, but unfortunately, she wouldn’t dare to say it out loud. She smiled apologetically and said, “That’s right, that’s all I’ve got. You guys should have known. I was just showing off…”

“That’s fine too!”

Lu Yuanyuan couldn’t cut into the conversation for a long time. Finally, she found an opportunity. Without even thinking, she added, “50% discount, take half of the money!”

Pfft!

Before she had seen the money, half of the people on the table spat out.

He Luoluo was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she did not dare to fight again. Lu Yuanyuan was too difficult to deal with.

As for Wang Yan… He felt uncomfortable under the subtle gazes of those men.

Why were you guys winking at me?

When the girls were chatting, he wouldn’t dare to interrupt them!

At the critical moment, it was Liu Li who took the initiative to take a step back and control the situation.

She smiled at Lu Yuanyuan and scolded, “Be good and stop talking nonsense with Luo Luo. I won’t believe I couldn’t shut your mouth with alcohol.”

He Luoluo heaved a sigh of relief and looked at Liu Li with tears in her eyes. She almost hugged her and acted coquettishly.

She surrendered.

Guo Zihao looked left and right and felt that the storm was about to pass. He was trying to be clever when he caught a glimpse of Han Luzhou. He still looked like he was thinking about life with his head lowered. After thinking about it, he decisively continued to squint.

Lv Yichen and Huang Xu winked at Wang Yan. They probably wanted him to raise the glass to ease the atmosphere.

Wang Yan shook his head and smiled calmly.

Suddenly, his phone on the table rang. Wang Yan answered the call and said, “Please wait a moment.”. He stood up and walked out.

His expression was calm and his footsteps were light. He seemed completely unaffected.

Lin Baizhou was seated close to Wang Yan and he glanced at his phone screen when it rang, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

What the heck, it was his alarm!

As he watched the shameless Wang Yan walked out of the room, the atmosphere on the table suddenly relaxed.

“Come on. When you’ve had enough, hurry up and drink!”

“That’s right! Especially the two of you. You went crazy and didn’t even look at the occasion. Did you think it was your dormitory?”

“Wow, Liu Li, were you on par with Sister Xue now? Were all women like that?”

Even Wang Xue was so valiant in mediating the situation, “If you want to sleep with our Old Han, you have to pay!”

Han Luzhou suddenly opened his eyes, his face was full of confusion: Who called him?

After two glasses of wine, the atmosphere returned to normal.

At least on the surface, it looked like it had recovered.

Liu Li was still holding He Luoluo, like conjoined twins. He Luoluo did not dare to resist.

Na Wu, who had a shocking aura just now, was even more listless. She lowered her head and held her chest, half of her face almost buried in it.

As for Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi, they were abnormally silent. However, many people could understand.

Liu Li was targeting He Luoluo, but those words applied to everyone.

Big sister had set up the flag today.

Anyone who wants to try could do so. I will not stop you, but Wang Yan had to pay!

I don’t care if you accept it or not, but it could only be of that nature.

One word: prostitute!

…

Faced with the pursuit of her best friends, seeing that some relationships were about to slip into the abyss, Liu Li finally made her move.

The method might not be right, but what else could Liu Li do?

From the initial tacit understanding in her heart to the red line that was drawn, she could only defend it fiercely.

Falling in love with someone who was in a different class, she would encounter some unexpected trouble from time to time.

However, she enjoyed it and she viewed it as a necessary test.

Moreover, Wang Yan was not having it easier than her.

He was very troubled now.

San Wan, I didn’t want to break your best friend…

But you just had to do it this way…

But don’t worry, I won’t take it seriously!

Hehehe…