I'm A Baller

What? !

What the hell?!

Hei Hu was a bit confused by the question, subconsciously pointed to the front: “Guilin Road there is one… Wait, I will give you a change of navigation.”

Pat the navigation re-enter the destination, he finally poured out the time to ask: “Hey, what is the meaning of this? Suddenly decided to get one to play?”

“Yes, that moment just now… was pretty cool.”

Wang Yan smiled playfully and summoned the card that he had just gotten. He glanced at it and sighed again.

F*ck!

On the system interface, a few lines of words were shining brightly.

[At that moment when you brushed past me, your adrenaline surged, and you displayed the reactions and actions of a racing driver. As a result, you received a secret reward.]

[Drifting big G ]

[One-time card]

[You can test drive any G-series car and complete a challenge. Depending on the result of the challenge, you will receive a percentage reward equivalent to the final selling price of the car. ]

[Content of challenge: finish the test drive at the fastest speed.]

[Key requirements of the challenge: you must drift around the corners, drive the fiercest car, and be the fiercest kid on the road!]

[Challenge rating: 60 km/h, Pass, receive 60% reward for car purchase.]

[100 km/h, excellent, receive 100% reward for car purchase; ]

[And so on, every 10 km/h performance increase, receive 10% reward for car purchase. ].

[If the basic requirement of 60 km/h is not met, no reward will be received]

[Note 1: this card only lasts for 3 hours.]

[Note 2: After using this card to test drive, you must purchase this model.]

[Note 3: You Only have one chance to complete the challenge.]

Be the fiercest kid on the road?!

A hearse drift?!

What a pain in the ass…

After sighing for a while, Wang Yan suddenly asked, “Brother Hu, is there any more formal test driving venue nearby?”

“Hmm? The area around that 4s shop is quite quiet. Basically, all the customers are driving around the area. Why? Is it not enough for you?”

Hei Hu was very puzzled.

Wang Yan shook his head and smiled bitterly. “It’s not enough. I drive… Um, it’s quite fierce…”

If he could not find a suitable venue, Young Master Wang would rather just use a 60-kilometer speed to turn around and forget about it.

He would even reduce the speed to less than 60 kilometers per hour.

Making money was certainly a good thing, but young master Wang would never disregard human lives because of this.

On a public road, it was too f*cking dangerous to race a fierce beast like the Big G up to 80 kilometers per hour.

Wang Yan was not dangerous, for the safety and protection of the Big G was not a joke. However, if it grazed anyone or scratched any car, it would bring a huge threat to the other party’s life.

The speed of that limited-edition prams was even better. However, even in the middle of the night, no matter how much time he was in a hurry, Wang Yan didn’t drive to the limit of the speed limit in the city.

Wang Yan wasn’t abiding by the rules, but was respecting life.

In the bustling city, who knew from which corner a devilish child would suddenly appear out of nowhere. To prevent tragic incidents, he would have to be very careful.

Therefore, the key to using the new card became… whether or not he could find a suitable driving venue within three hours.

If he did not, he could just settle down and earn 60% .

He could even not earn anything. After all, it was not like he could not afford to buy a big G with all his money!

…

Just as Wang Yan made up his mind, Hei Hu rubbed his chin and pondered for a while before suddenly clapping his hands.

“Got it! Bao’an has an international racing track and a Volkswagen Testing Field. We can run as we please! Let’s go to the 4s shop first. Wait for me and I’ll ask!”

Without any delay, he immediately took out his phone and started to play.

In less than two minutes, Wang Yan followed the navigation and found the Mercedes-benz 4s shop. He immediately saw a big Mac parked in the center of the transparent exhibition hall.

“Oh, is that the G63? It does look a size bigger than your car…”

“What the hell? It’s only 5.2 centimeters longer than my car…”

There was no reply.

Wang Yan pointed at the other party and sneered, “Later, I’ll let you know what it feels like to be run over by a wheel.”

Hei Hu didn’t believe it at all. He was not afraid at all. He smiled and raised his middle finger, walking into the 4s shop like a crab.

When the salesperson saw the two of them alighting from the G500, his smile was extremely warm.

“Hello, distinguished guests. Welcome home!”

Driving a Mercedes-benz was family. There was nothing wrong with it. It was someone who knew how to chat.

“Distinguished guests, what kind of car do you want to see today?”

Wang Yan went straight for the “G63″without wasting any time.

“I want a G63. Can I test drive it? I’m in a hurry.”

“VIP, that’s a G65…”

The Salesman’s smile became brighter. “The G63 you want to test drive is over there. I’ll take you there!”

“G65?”

Young master Wang really didn’t understand the G series. He turned around suspiciously and looked at Hei Hu.

“Is it more expensive than the G63?”

“Nonsense!”

Hei Hu rolled his eyes and raised two fingers. “Including the increase in price, I can buy two!”

What the heck, this is a good thing!

Young master Wang’s mood instantly took off and he immediately changed his mind. “Then I’ll change it to a 65! Sigh… Wait, there’s no more expensive car in the G series, right?”

Hei Hu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry because of Wang Shen’s sudden nerves.

“What a surprise, what a surprise. This year’s new G65 won’t have more than 20 units in domestic storage. In the G series, he’s the Big Brother, just like you’re My Big Brother…”

“Okay, then let’s do it.”

Young master Wang was happy and immediately turned around to ask the salesman for a test drive.

However, before the salesman could say anything, a middle-aged man suddenly walked over with an unfriendly expression.

“Little brother, didn’t the adults in your family teach you to follow the basic rules when you go out to do things?”

What was going on?

Wang Yan was shocked and turned to look at the salesman.

“Uh, sir, I’m sorry. The G65’s test driving qualification is only available to the VIP customers in the shop. Furthermore, you need to go through the procedures, fill in the form. After you leave a copy of your ID card, you have to wait in line. We only provide a ten-minute test driving opportunity once an hour…”

Why was it so troublesome?

Wang Yan only frowned slightly, and the salesman immediately explained with an apologetic smile.

“I’m sorry, Distinguished Guest. The new G65 is limited edition worldwide, and the total production will not reach 300 in the end. We only have this one, and most of the time, it will be used for display… please understand.”

OK, Wang Yan expressed his understanding.

The merchant’s actions were understandable. It was such a rare model, so it was impossible for anyone to test drive it.

So he nodded to the salesman. “It’s okay, I’m the one who doesn’t understand the situation, so I’ve put you in a difficult position.”

Wang Yan never lacked the necessary courtesy.

At the same time, it could also be considered an apology to the customers who were waiting in line for a test drive.

Taking two steps back, he asked Hei Hu, “Have you found the test drive venue yet?”

Hei Hu shook his phone. “I’m waiting for a reply. My Friend is helping me contact him.”

So he could only wait?

Young Master Wang raised his wrist to look at his watch. There were still two hours and 40 minutes before the card expired, and it would take some time to drive to the venue.

“How far are the two places you mentioned? Are there any traffic jams on the road?”

“It’s a normal 40-minute drive. It’s the weekend today, so there’s no morning or evening rush, but now it’s more congested than a weekday. Let’s start in an hour!”

Ugh, it was so annoying!

How could it be so hard to earn some pocket money!

Just as Young Master Wang was full of displeasure, the salesman smiled and asked for information.

“VIP, do you have a VIP member of our shop, or are you registered as a member of Mercedes Me? Please submit your information, and I will immediately arrange an appointment for you to queue up.”

There was definitely no VIP in the shop, so what was behind it?

Wang Yan did not understand, Hei Hu, on the other hand, was very clear. “Mercedes Me is a car owner service platform that Mercedes-benz is vigorously promoting. It is equivalent to a member’s toy. When the broken software is used, it will be used against humans, and not many people in the car club care about it… Bro, do you have a promotion mission?”

“That’s right!”

The salesman slapped his thigh. At the same time, he finally realized the truth — the person in front of him was the real owner of the G500.

The middle-aged man also understood. He looked Wang Yan up and down and sneered at him.

“Kid, if there’s a VIP, go and queue up. If there’s no VIP, hurry up and do it. I’m the first one. There are two more behind. I wish you a smooth test drive!”

What the heck!

Mediterranean Sea, did you eat gunpowder? !

It’s wrong to add a plug, but didn’t I not know the situation? !

What’s the matter? I didn’t kowtow to you directly to apologize. Can’t I satisfy your lofty sense of justice and vanity? !

Wang Yan’s heart was slightly angry. He frowned, but he actually didn’t intend to retort back. Instead, Hei Hu gently held his shoulder.

“Don’t get angry with that kind of person. It’s not worth it.”

After I returned to China, I was ridiculed countless times by those middle-aged rich generation, experts, and business big shots. I’m already f*cking used to it.

“The rich second generation carries the original sin. If the bullets that hate the rich don’t hit us, who will?”

“Later, I’ll introduce you to a friend of the second generation. That brother is even more miserable.”

Oh, Hu Zi, you’re quite wise when you’re serious, aren’t you?

That sentence was quite philosophical..

Wang Yan smiled without batting an eyelid and ignored the middle-aged man.

“Hmph!”

The other party instead sneered proudly and turned to face the salesperson. He spoke smugly.

“It’s almost time. Is it my turn to test drive? Let’s hurry up. While I’m having my fun and wavering, Little Zhang, if you work harder, you might be able to trick me into placing a deposit? Haha!”

The VIP customer was joking, so of course, the sales had to continue.

He smiled apologetically and replied, “Who can trick you, CEO Liu?! You really like it. There’s no need for me to say anything else. Four million is nothing to you!”

The Mediterranean middle-aged man laughed loudly. “You guys… are too evil! I understand raising the price. How can there be so much? Raising the price by 30 to 50 thousand, can’t you let me take it on the spot? ! Do you think I’m one of those kids who spend their parents’ hard-earned money and don’t know how to feel sorry for them?! Fine, I can’t be bothered to talk to you anymore. Give me the keys and let me have a good time!”

“Alright!”

Sales Xiao Zhang immediately shouted to his colleagues, “Brother Wei, give me the keys to the G65. Chief Liu, register for a Test Drive!”

When he was waiting for the keys, Liu Dizhong curled his lips at Wang Yan.

At this moment, Hei Hu’s phone rang.

“Chi Zi, have you contacted the car park? Oh, Jian Wu and the others are playing there. Then I’ll go to the place to look for Jian Wu, okay? Okay, okay, got it. Thank you, Brother!”

After hanging up the call, Hei Hu gestured to Wang Yan with his scissor hands with a beaming expression.

“Done. We can test drive there! Alright, you can line up. Use my VIP!”

Wang Yan asked, “Where did you get the VIP from?”

“Spend a few thousand to get one! Anyway, it’s an official cooperative shop. where isn’t maintenance? You don’t live in Shanghai often. If it’s useless, I won’t make a loss.”

Hei Hu took out his wallet confidently. In order to let Wang Yan Test Drive, he decided to get a card at the last minute.

He was quite loyal, but…

“There’s no need to go through so much trouble.”

Young master Wang shook his head and smiled casually.

Then, he took a step forward and stopped in front of sales Xiao Zhang.

“Put down the keys and go get the contract. I’ll buy this car.”

Xiao Zhang was instantly stunned.

Liu Zhonghai… or was it Liu Dizhong?

In any case, he was even more stunned.

Brother Hu couldn’t withstand Wang Yan’s sudden flirtation and stood rooted to the ground.

A-Are you… talking about this G65?! That, that, we only have the one and only current car in front of us. If you want to take it away, you’ll have to, you’ll have to add a little extra, an extra car purchase fee…”

Little Zhang finally reacted. He was so excited that his face turned red and he began to stutter.

Young Master Wang, on the other hand, was very calm. He asked in an extremely casual manner, “Sure. How much more?”

“Uh… add, add…”

Xiao Zhang was stunned by the question. He didn’t add it several times. In his anxiety, he suddenly turned his head and shouted, “Manager, a VIP wants to buy a G65. How much more?!”

Whoosh!

Immediately, a fat and white steamed bun rolled over and extended his hands to Wang Yan.

“VIP, you want to buy a G65? ! The total price is 4.7 million. Drive it away!”

Add 700,000?!

Young master Wang immediately frowned. “Make it up.”

“There’s really no way to reduce it!”

Steamed bun immediately racked his brain. “VIP, it’s a limited edition car. We were lucky to get one. If we leave it in the exhibition hall and show its value, it will definitely increase the reputation of our shop by more than 300,000 to 500,000. You can either order one and arrive within eight months. I can give you a price of 410, if…”

After talking too much, young master Wang finally lost his patience and directly interrupted the other party.

“I think that you added too little, so I’m going to add more, okay?”

“Ah?!”

The manager was instantly dumbfounded, and his small expression..

What?

Selling his body… After selling cars for so many years, he had never seen such a customer before!

“Then…”

Steamed bun hesitated, and sweat started to drip down his forehead. He carefully tried to put forward a new price.

“How about… 500 Yuan?”

That small movement was weak and weak. It was as if he was discussing with the tough-looking robber, “Your body is up to you. Don’t take my money, Okay?”?

Under the nervous and expectant gazes of steamed bun and Little Zhang, young master Wang nodded his head easily.

“Okay, this is the price.”

F*ck!

The two of them were so happy that they cried. They immediately wanted to hug each other, for it was a huge amount of money.

However, before they could cry, Young Master Wang said another sentence and brought them to heaven.

“Also, do you have a better license plate? Please, bring it closer to me.”

Bring it closer? !

“Yes!”

The steamed bun stood at attention and shouted out loud.

After shouting, he realized, f*ck, no!

However, he did not have it on hand, so it was not difficult for the expanding steamed bun.

Seeing a strong wind blowing money into his pocket, he had to charge forward regardless of the difficulties!

“Please Wait a moment, I’ll call you right away to find an alternative license plate!”

Steamed bun went to make a call, and Xiao Zhang directly called his father.

“Please sit! You want tea! You Don’t Want Tea? Please wait a moment, I’ll find a one-on-one specialist for you. Whatever you want to drink, just tell her!”

“Nothing. Hurry up, I’m in a hurry.”

Young master Wang stood where he was calmly with his hands behind his back.

Hei Hu finally reacted. He smacked his lips and asked, “God Wang, what are you so anxious about? ! 4.7 million won’t do, must it be 500 + ? !”

He had to give this bro a reason. Wang Yan was good at sudden… cough cough!

“Later, I’m going to pick up miss he. The car is less than five million, so she can’t raise her head in front of her. She’s very picky about material things, but she doesn’t know anything. She only knows how to look at the price. Can you understand that feeling?”

“Oh! I understand!”

Hei Hu’s face was full of realization.

Thinking about it, her highness the princess was indeed a rather willful girl. Otherwise, would she be able to torture so many big streamers to death?

Wang Yan used his most sincere attitude and threw away the pot that he wouldn’t touch, directly convincing Hei Hu into believing him without a doubt.

He sighed and patted Wang Yan’s shoulder sympathetically.

“Brother, it’s too difficult for you to have such a girlfriend!”

“Yeah, it’s really difficult for me…”

Young master Wang nodded his head and thought to himself, “He Miaomiao, I’m not lying. When I’m facing you, my heart is always filled with difficulties…”

As he was sighing, Wang Yan suddenly felt that someone was staring at him.

He turned his head and saw, OH, Liu Dahai.

The uncle stood in front of the G65 car and held the door handle. His chest heaved up and down as he panted heavily.

His small eyes flashed with intense anger, but he did not dare to open his mouth to provoke Wang Yan.

Perhaps it was not that he did not dare.

It was just that the other party had already made it clear that he wanted to buy a car. If he were to open his mouth to provoke him now, regardless of whether he was afraid or not, it would be quite foolish.

What else could he do?

He had to hold it in!

What if that Kid danced and dazzled for a long time and didn’t manage to get it in the end… That would be the time for him to lose his temper!

Uncle Dahai still had a glimmer of hope to vent his anger, but Young Master Wang nodded politely at him.

“Before I drive off, feel free to touch and sit. However, if you want to have a good time… I’m afraid you’ll have to change to another car to have a good time.”

Uncle Dahai’s face suddenly turned green and white with anger.

Wang Yan suddenly turned around and asked Xiao Zhang, “Hey, if we change cars for a test drive, will CEO Liu still be first in line?”

Xiao Zhang looked left and right, as if he was weighing who he could not afford to offend.

The conclusion was… money could not be offended the most.

With a commission of five million for the car, he could call Wang Yan “Dad”. Was that not right?

Gritting his teeth, he shook his head. “Um, the queue is for cars. I’m afraid CEO Liu will have to queue again…”

“OH.”

Young Master Wang only responded softly and did not continue the conversation.

It should be a good thing that he did not suffer any damage. However, Uncle Dahai was trying his best to wait for him. In the end, he waited for nothing. After waiting for a long time, he felt empty in his heart. He was afraid that the next sentence would come out of some asshole’s eyes. He was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.

D*mn !

After cursing in his heart for a long time, he slammed the car door and turned around to leave.

Damn you, I’m not waiting anymore. If you don’t want to buy it, I’ll admit defeat!

There were sharp-eyed salesmen beside him. They rushed over to send him off, patching up their connections to snatch customers.

Xiao Zhang saw this and sneered in his heart.

If you want to lick it, go ahead. If you can lick a G65, you are my father!

Even if you can lick a pre-ordered G65, the price will be 4.1 million, and the commission will be 25,000.

Brother Zhang, my commission will be at least 300,000. How rare is that? !

Father Wang, quickly sit down. Don’t tire yourself out!

In the time it took for master Wang to prepare, the one-on-one account manager also rushed over. In an instant, Black Tiger’s eyes lit up.

It was definitely not his face that was big, much less his age.

In short… hehe.

After coming up, he daintily invited Wang Yan to sit inside. “Honored guest, What’s your name? My name Is Jin Bai. You can call me da Bai or Xiao Jin. Please come in. I will do my best to help you with your service needs within and outside of the contract…”

Young master Wang glanced at him. His face was 90, his figure was 78, and he was very wet. He immediately lost interest.

“I just need you guys to hurry up.”

Hei Hu was excited and said in a low voice, “Hey, brother, if you don’t want it, I can help you!”

Wang Yan wished he could use ventriloquism to remind Erhu Zi, “Modified goods, accident car, be careful!”!

Just as Hei Hu was about to board the black car, Mantou rolled out excitedly and rolled all the way to Wang Yan.

“Of course, if you think it’s expensive, there are still some three-in-a-row options below.”

Five-in-a-row numbers and four-in-a-row numbers at the same price?

Wang Yan did not understand the logic and turned back to look at Hei Hu.

Hu Zi and young master Wang had a tacit understanding and immediately explained, “Shanghai E is the new segment, it will soon reach F. Shanghai A is the earliest batch of license plates, the full number of four-in-a-row, it is indeed valuable. But…”

They shrugged.

The meaning was: Whether it is worth that much depends on what you think.

In fact, if you want to calculate the actual value, it is definitely not worth that much.

However, the number plate holder has to make money, the steamed bun as the terminal has to make money, and the contact person in the middle has to make money. In Wang Yan’s hands, five million is a bit exaggerated, but the logic is correct.

If it were any other day, Wang Yan would definitely not be this sucker. Even if he really wants it, I will develop my connections and contact the seller directly before negotiating, okay?

He might be able to get it for two to three million.

However, this was not a normal situation.

Five million?!

Thank you!

“Sure, I want Shanghai E11111. It’s a total of 10 million, right? Prepare the contract.”

Master Wang’s casual words almost turned the steamed bun into a bean bun.

“You, you, you wait a moment! I-I will do it right away!”

Little Zhang did not dare to come closer. Rolling his eyes, he took a deep breath. Then, he pulled in his stomach and stepped out.

Great Bai was the opposite. He directly said, “Young master Wang, go inside and sit for a while…”

Don’t do it, don’t touch me, go and pull my brother Hu!

Brother Hu was no longer in the mood to care about great bai. He was shocked by Wang Yan’s spending style, and his eyes were full of stars.

“God Wang, you’re indeed awesome! My dear, let’s be friends! I’m not cold, I’m Warm!”

Wang Yan did not understand.

He jokingly scolded, “Hurry up and contact your friend. Hurry up and test the car. Let’s run a few laps so that I can go pick up Miss He.”

“Your introduction is too good. There are 2,300,000 things overseas, and you’re forced to pile them up to 1,000. If miss is not satisfied, don’t hold back and slap her with your big mouth!”

“What does it have to do with He Miaomiao…”

“I’m willing to slap her, but I can’t use this as an excuse to slap her…”

Young Master Wang smiled but didn’t say anything. He signed his name with a swooshing sound.

His calligraphy, which was as graceful as dragons and phoenixes, stirred up a wave of flattery.

The current situation was that everyone was afraid that they wouldn’t be able to find a good way to flatter him. Seeing how beautiful Young Master Wang’s calligraphy was, weren’t they going to slap him to death?

They weren’t even this close to their biological father.

Wang Yanshuang was quite happy, but she deeply felt that the process was cumbersome and time was tight. She didn’t say a word and seriously dealt with the contract.

She was so calm and low-key that it simply made everyone gasp in amazement.

How could there be a man with such a temperament, cultivation, and shrewdness in the world?

I’m in love!

At the same time, Wang Yan was so scared that his vest was sweating.

Big Sis, please don’t be like this. It’s all a misunderstanding. Let’s talk properly and control the number of items we send!

No, I can’t control it.

After paying, Young Master Wang took the keys and left. He didn’t want to stay any longer.

The remaining girl leaned against the door frame and looked at each other in a daze. Her eyes were filled with tears as she crazily posted more than ten moments on her WeChat friend circle.

“You start to believe in love at first sight, but the person starts disappointing you…”