I'm A Baller

Everyone walked around the suite and soon found their own entertainment targets.

Liu Li planned to drag the girls down to the SPA. Only bitch, Na Wu, Fu Yishi, and Lin Weiwei were not willing to go.

Fu Yishi had to guard the door. Her friends and classmates were coming later.

Lin Weiwei was not interested in the SPA. In fact, her mother often took her to do maintenance and other things. She did not lack experience.

The B * Tch was a little embarrassed, so she put on a show of strength. Then, Liu Li grabbed her arm and dragged her away.

Reyi Nawu was a game fan, so she couldn’t walk when she saw the mahjong machine.

Then, there were only three women and three men left in the suite. Fu Yishi couldn’t play anything and could only be a waiter. The remaining five people were divided into five groups.

Reyi NAWU, Mahjong faction.

Han Luzhou, movie faction.

Guo Zihao, game faction.

Lin Weiwei, beauty sleep faction.

Young master Wang, Wall faction.

“Anything is fine. You guys decide!”

Damn!

The four of them raised their middle fingers in unison.

If we could decide, why would we ask you?

I hate you guys, Wall faction, who have no stance at all!

Wang Yan felt wronged. “I really can do anything. I’m taking care of your needs!”

“You don’t have to take care of me. You Decide!”

The four of them said in unison.

Wang Yan thought for a moment and clapped. “Then, let’s do it this way: The Four of you play mahjong. Then, I’ll turn on the theater equipment and lie down on the sofa to play mobile games while watching movies. When I get sleepy, I’ll take a beauty sleep and help you meet all your needs…”

Kyaw = (^) = Kyaw

× 4.

In the end, Wang Yan was pressed down in front of the mahjong table. Lin Weiwei ran to the side to accompany Fu Yishi while eating fruits, watching movies, playing wechat, and laughing at Wang Yan.

Fine, then let’s Play!

Students definitely couldn’t play with money, but it was too boring to play mahjong without a little bit of luck. Therefore, the four of them figured that they might as well drink ice-cold Kool-aid. Whoever couldn’t resist the urge to go to the bathroom first had to take an ugly photo and post it on their wechat moments.

There were all kinds of cups in the suite. In the end, everyone picked a large square cup that could fill half a bottle of kool-aid.

They poured one-fifth of the basic Hu card, one more round and one more fifth. The maximum was 32 rounds and six whole cups.

Wang Yan looked at the Large Square Cup and his heart beat rapidly.

F * ck, how could brother play mahjong?

What a large cup of ice kool-aid. He drank it all in one gulp, miserable!

Fortunately, the four people on the table came from four provinces and could only play mahjong under the national standard. The rules were especially simple. With Wang Yan’s intelligence, he learned very quickly.

Then, it officially began, and all of them were rubbing their hands together.

“Hiahiahia, Wang Wang, just you wait!”

“Young Master Wang, you delivered yourself to our door today. We have to settle the score from last time!”

“Old Wang, did you enjoy feeding us dog food just now?”

Chief Wang was stubborn and continued to say, “It’s not that I look down on you guys, but I’m so lucky that I’m afraid of myself!”

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yishi were giggling on the sofa as they shouted, “We can help you when you need to take photos!”

As the battle started, Wang Yan immediately became serious.

The first round of cards were in his hands. There was only one east wind card and one red card.

One card, one chicken. Keep it in your hand and play the East Wind Card.

Another round, nine cards. Keep it in your hand and play the red card.

Then Wang Yan was dumbfounded. Aiyo, he seemed to have heard it, but the problem was..

What Am I playing?

Three one chickens, two three four five six seven eight, three nine cards, exactly thirteen cards.

Guo Zihao played an eight card, and Wang Yan shouted, “Wait!”

Everyone was stunned, and then they waited for a long time, but Wang Yan didn’t touch the cards, so they were a little impatient.

“Hey, do you want it or not?”

Wang Yan fiddled with it for a while. He was very sure that he had won.

But after thinking for a while, he waved his hand. “I can’t afford it.”

Then, Han Luzhou played a five-card and won again.

No!

Wang Yan went to grab the cards with all his strength. He wanted to grab a self-draw.

Broken card type. All the cards were played. Do you dare to believe it? !

Wang Yan did not dare to believe it. After repeatedly confirming it for a long time, he finally confirmed it.

“I move, move… return hand… Dig!”

He took out a six-card and threw it on the table. Director Wang laughed out loud, “Self-draw!”

When the card was pushed down, everyone was dumbfounded.

“What the heck… What kind of ghost story is this? !”

Wang Yan didn’t care about it and immediately called for someone, “Pingzhi, come over and have some fun. Help me calculate while you’re at it!”

Lin Weiwei walked over with Fu Yishi on her arm. When she looked at the table, her eyeballs almost hit the back of her feet.

“Oh my God! What kind of dog life is this? 88 cups, the Limit!”

The limit meant… six cups for each person?

Wang Yan casually picked up a piece of Xijiang melon on the fruit plate next to him and elegantly put it into his mouth. He held the remaining toothpick in his mouth and comfortably leaned back on the chair. He leaned sideways and raised his eyebrows with a smile.

Here, there should be a BGM.

“Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du…”

Forget it, since the post-90s generation couldn’t sing it, it was better to change it.

“The waves run, the waves flow, the ten thousand miles of waves and rivers flow forever…”

In the vigorous, magnificent, domineering, and passionate BGM, the three experts on the opposite side gradually widened their eyes, and they were extremely terrified..

Meanwhile, brother Wang waved his hand indifferently. “Weiwei, let’s Go!”

“PFFT!”

Fu Yishi burst into laughter directly. She lay on Lin Weiwei’s shoulder and trembled. Tears hung on her eyelashes and rolled around, and her eye makeup almost fell off.

Guo Zihao and Han Luzhou looked at each other for a few moments. They secretly looked at each other and suddenly looked at Na Wu together.

The meaning was very simple: you’re a girl, you’re going to cheat!

In the end, Na Wu got a lot of courage from the encouraging eyes of the two brothers. She slapped the Mahjong machine hard, gritted her teeth, slapped the table, and stood up with a righteous look on her face.

“Let’s drink! Who’s Afraid of Who? !”

Puff… Puff!

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao widened their eyes and almost spat out a mouthful of menstrual blood.

Sister Na, can you cheat a little more? !

On the contrary, Wang Yan and Lin Weiwei immediately clapped their hands and praised Na Wu.

“Well done, Na Wu!”

“I applaud you, I call you, I applaud you!”

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao covered their faces with their hands and collapsed on the chairs tiredly, using their lives to convey their loneliness.

Then..

“Gulp Gulp Gulp… BURP! Gulp Gulp Gulp… BURP!”

After four burps, Na Wu finished four cups in one go. Then, she took a short break and finished the remaining two cups.

After she finished drinking, she raised her head proudly. “Humph! It’s not a big deal. When I drink the kool-aid… Burp!”

If it wasn’t for that last shot, it would have been perfect.

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao were at their wit’s end. Na Wu directly forced them into Liang Shan, frowning as she began to drink.

To be honest, Na Wu was probably gifted. An average person wouldn’t be able to drink Much Ice Cola. The feeling of swelling their stomach was enough to make them want to die from pain.

Guo Zihao and Han Luzhou clearly didn’t have na Wu’s talent. Drinking it was worse than an enema. Both of their handsome faces were pulled into a bitter gourd shape.

Wang Yan felt extremely comfortable in his heart.

I’ll Let You Provoke Me!

I’ll let you be more handsome than me!

I’ll let you think that newbies are easy to bully!

Are you dumbfounded?

While he was having fun, the system suddenly jumped out to join in the fun.

[ you have received a great pleasure in a game, so you have activated a game reward. ]

Oh?

How interesting!

So this kind of chess and card game that didn’t play with money and had a little bit of luck was considered a game?

Wang Yan was overjoyed and immediately checked the interface.

[ luck or strength ]

[ special card ]

[ use: you have two choices ]

[ one: solidify the card into a permanent skill, ‘Game Master’. When playing any confrontational game, you can steadily display your highest strength. Occasionally, a flash of inspiration will allow you to perform beyond your level. ]

[ two: Burn the card and use it once. obtain a buff — the arrival of the European Emperor. ]

[ no matter how small the chance is, it has happened before. The meaning of the chance is to prove that it can be used. ]

[ in 30 minutes, your luck will soar to an extremely high level. ]

[ after the time limit is over, all critical chance in the system will be halved within 7 days. However, this bad luck will not continue into your life. ]

[ note: This card can only be kept for 30 days. Please make a decision as soon as possible. ]

What a complicated card..

Wang Yan couldn’t help but sigh.

Ever since he got the system, the most complicated card to use was this thing.

But it seemed like… It wasn’t any better than the [ extraordinary badass card ] ?

Wang Yan was a little hesitant.

Actually, it was quite interesting to become a gaming expert, because the scope of “Confrontation games”was too wide.

Entertainment Mahjong, competitive games, werewolf kill?

Betting with girls?

Informal racing, rowing, skiing, and skating?

There was a lot of room for imagination..

The other one-time bursts seemed to be quite strong.

In just a short moment, Wang Yan thought of a lot of sexy moves.

The only problem was… it was difficult to determine the strength of luck.

If the chance of a blue man growing three balls was one in ten billion, then within fifty years, between two or three generations, there would definitely be a blue man who was more solid and strong than him.

Although that wasn’t of much use.

But, here, it was about the chance.

To let that one in ten billion happen, it required extremely high luck (bad luck?) . A normal luck value was probably not enough to move such a small chance.

Therefore, the strength of luck was very important. Otherwise, if it was just a one in ten million chance event, it would not be very meaningful.

There was still room for manoeuvre, but it would be very limited.

So, it was quite a headache.

After pondering for a while, when Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao finished drinking their kool-aid, Wang Yan still did not make a choice.

The next round of cards was going to be played, so Wang Yan simply didn’t think too much about it. He stored the cards in his inventory and didn’t care about it anymore.

It could be stored for 30 days, so he would talk about it later.

..

The moment the second round of cards started, the situation became strange.

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao burped from time to time, trying to endure the swelling of their stomachs and the rising desire to Pee. They gritted their teeth and glared at Wang Yan, then picked up the cards and played cards without thinking.

‘Yo?’?

‘are you going to eat or not? Are you going to touch or not? Are you going to close your eyes and hold your big move?’?

Na Wu would occasionally burp, but it seemed that her bladder was very strong. Her movements were normal, so she was not impatient.

However, every time she picked up a useful card, she would immediately laugh so hard that she could not close her mouth. She looked so happy.

‘Yo, the cards are not bad, Big Xiong.’.

Wang Yan saw through everything and started to cause trouble with a mischievous smile.

“Bang!”

“Eat!”

“Bang Again!”

“It’s over!”

The two rounds of little butts were all knocked down!

This time, there was no BGM. Little brother Wang smiled modestly and sincerely. “Half a cup for each of you will be fine. Take it slow, take it slow!”

Damn you!

Old Han and Guo Zihao hated him so much that they almost slammed the table.

“Young master Wang, with your status, it would be detrimental to your heroic spirit to play with such a small butt!”Guo Zihao rolled his eyes and began to dig a hole.

Wang Yan laughed and recited a poem, “A small butt all the way to victory!”

Han Luzhou was angry. “Old Wang, Burp! What are you playing? DARE you… BURP… be a man?”

“I don’t dare.”

Wang Yan shook his head decisively. Lin Weiwei and Fu Yishi were enjoying themselves by the side, almost laughing themselves to death.

The two bitter old men wanted to cry but had no tears. Their thoughts of making a big deal became more and more urgent.

In the third round, Wang Yan’s cards were very bad, so he immediately changed his playing style.

Seeing that the next nana only wanted a biscuit, he immediately began to open the cards and feed them. Then, when Nana listened, he immediately withdrew to play casual cards.

In less than two rounds, nana screamed and pushed the cards. “Draw by yourself! All the same!”

Sure, done.

Wang Yan clapped his hands and stood up. He went up and drank three glasses of Ice Cola in a row. Then, he smiled and leaned to the side, starting to watch the show.

“It’s your turn. Drink up, drink up!”

Na Wu had finally won a round, and she was very enthusiastic.

Old Han and Guo Zihao looked at each other, staring at each other. Neither of them was willing to go first. They were so cowardly.

“You Go First!”

“I won’t! Why should I?”

“Sooner or later…”

“Then you go first!”

“Me neither!”

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yishi laughed until their legs went weak. They kept patting Wang Yan. “Tell me, why are you so bad!”

These two poor kids were completely dumbfounded. Especially since they had experienced the KTV battle last time. When they recalled the Rainbow Fountain that soared into the sky, their faces turned green.

Wang Yan couldn’t be bothered to look at it anymore. He dragged the two beautiful girls to eat fruit, leaving the three victims to fight among themselves.

Not long after, Guo Zihao rushed into the bathroom with a twisted expression.

Following that, Han Luzhou followed him in.

Finally, Na Wu walked over with a domineering gait. She puffed out her chest and raised her head as she raised her palm to Wang Yan.

Give me five?

Wang Yan raised his palm to exchange blows with her in a daze. He was full of absurdity. Did you think that we were on the same side? !

If you weren’t so strong-looking, you would be cursing in the bathroom right now!

Fu Yishi and the other two were laughing hysterically, but Na Wu did not mind at all. She was extremely proud. “I’m still amazing…”

Yes, yes, yes, you’re the best.

What happened next was interesting. The two boys would go to the bathroom every once in a while, and Wang Yan would accompany the three girls to watch a movie.

After the movie ended, the SPA army downstairs came back just in time. They were all glowing.

As soon as Liu Li came back, she rushed into Wang Yan’s arms and reported excitedly, “The spa center’s attitude is super good. The skincare products for US are all Hermes Garden series…”

As she was mumbling, Guo Zihao suddenly walked past her with his hands on his stomach and legs between his legs. Liu Li could not help but be stunned.

“Hey? What did you do? Just now, Old Han seemed to have diarrhea on wechat moments… did you eat something dirty?”

Just as they finished asking, Lin Weiwei and Fu Yishi suddenly collapsed on the sofa, unable to get up for a long time.

Eh? !

What’s wrong?

They were all very curious..

Looking up in confusion, Wang Yan acted as if he was serious as he translated to her, “The two of them made a bet to see if they could drink ice cola in a row. Once they got drunk, each of them would get rid of five bottles…”

While they were chatting away, Wang Xue’s teasing came from afar in the small hall, “Dog Wang, we’re not done tonight!”

Liu Li was stunned and immediately realized that it was Wang Wang who was causing trouble again. She immediately snuggled in his arms and laughed until she could not breathe.

In such a happy atmosphere, Fu Yishi’s birthday party officially began and continued until very late.

If one was not intoxicated by alcohol, one would be intoxicated. Where would one climb to the top and send one home.

Only yearning was like the color of spring. It was impossible to be sad in the human world for a long time.