I Shall Cuck Everyone
305 Zeno, Gento, Paprius
"Good morning, Master. Why do you have such a dirty grin on your face?" Stella's familiar voice catches me off guard, making me turn my head with the abruptness of a child caught misbehaving.
"Good morning, Stella. Your master is just happy about a particular something this morning," I respond, a wide grin on my face. Stella, puzzled by my cryptic response, scratches her head in confusion.
I glance to the side and notice Guida slowly opening her eyes, her gaze fixated on me with a seductive smile. My arousal becomes quite evident as my dick stand erect at the thought of pleasuring these two enticing women.
"Master, your willy seems to be hard this morning. Why don't you let me take care of that for you?" Guida purrs with a lewd expression, her tongue sliding seductively across her lips.
I close my eyes briefly, tempted to give in to her alluring proposal. However, I remind myself of the important task ahead. In most cases, people say "bros before hoes," but in my current situation, it's "battle before hoes."
"Don't worry, you two. Clean up; it's time to get going," I instruct them, prompting raised eyebrows and curious expressions.
"Is anything wrong, Master?" Guida and Stella both ask simultaneously.
"Nothing's wrong. I'm just not in the mood," I reply, waving them off to avoid further inquiries.
"Ugh, you stink of cum!" Stella grumbles, pushing Guida out of the bed.
"You're no better, you reek of it too. Besides, I don't need to bathe like you. I can simply get rid of the stench," Guida boasts, snapping her fingers to make the unpleasant odor vanish into thin air. Simultaneously, her casual black gothic gown materializes on her body, transforming into a sword.
Observing Guida's swift actions, Stella heads to the bathroom to freshen up. Since vampires don't require daily baths, I retrieve my clothes from the corner of the room and start dressing in my armor.
"This thing feels quite uncomfortable to wear. I wonder if I'll find my armor in the hands of the celestial monkeys," I mutter to myself as I don the last piece of the armor.
"Kyu~ Kyu~ (Papa, hungry....)" Gogo, my little companion, gazes up at me with his innocent puppy eyes, his hunger apparent in his pleading eyes.
I let out a sigh. "Arthur will get you something to eat. Or perhaps Commander Lolan," I assure Gogo, patting his head. Although he doesn't grasp all my words, he seems to understand that his papa is going to fetch him some food. It's high time I stock up on the corpses of beasts to accommodate Gogo's insatiable appetite.
Once Stella finishes her bath and dresses, we make our way downstairs. The sound of a sword slicing through the air reaches my ears.
I focus my gaze on the person vigorously swinging his sword, and it's none other than Arthur. He stands shirtless, enveloped in a fiery red aura from head to toe. His hair seems to have a life of its own, floating around him as if it's alive. His stance bears a striking resemblance to mine, and to someone I have vague memories of.
This stance...
I glance to the side and spot Commander Lolan, standing several meters away from Arthur, near a patch of wildflowers. His arms are folded, and a visible anger mars his expression.
Arthur, as if sensing my presence, ceases his swordplay and turns to face me, locking eyes with me.
"Good morning," Arthur greets me with a small bow.
"Good morning, brother," I reply warmly, giving him a brotherly hug.
"*Cough* Good morning, Prince Jake," Commander Lolan acknowledges with a salute, his demeanor more formal than yesterday.
Surprised by his sudden change, I extend my hand for a handshake despite his reluctance to accept it.
"So, what's on the agenda for this morning?" I inquire.
"All the individuals you'll be facing are already present, Prince Jake. The matches are scheduled to commence at noon," Commander Lolan informs me.
"I see... May I know who they are?" I inquire further.
"Of course... The first opponents you'll face are Zen, Gento, and His Majesty Paprius, the Celestial Monkey Emperor," Commander Lolan reveals, a hint of respect and admiration in his voice.
Hearing this, my eyebrows shoot up in surprise, and even Arthur and Stella react audibly.
"Paprius, the Celestial Monkey Emperor? I thought he wasn't in the kingdom," I mutter in astonishment.
"You are correct, Prince Jake. His Majesty was on a voyage, but upon learning of your visit, he decided to return to the kingdom to challenge you, as you are possibly the strongest vampire at the moment," Commander Lolan explains.
A wide grin forms on my face at the revelation.
"So, that means he embarked on the voyage to find a worthy opponent. When he heard about me, he decided to return and face off against me, right?" I ask, a chuckle escaping my lips.
"Y-Yes, that's correct," Commander Lolan confirms.
"BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" I burst into uncontrollable laughter upon hearing Commander Lolan's response.
"If that's the case, then he should bring it on... Let's see if the Celestial Monkey Emperor can last more than a few minutes," I declare with a sinister grin, my lips curling into an evil smirk.
"Prince Jake, do not underestimate us. Zeno and Gento are formidable opponents as well, especially Zeno, who is nearly as powerful as the Emperor," Commander Lolan cautions.
"I see..." I mutter thoughtfully. "Oh, I have a request for you, Commander Lolan," I add.
"What is it?" he inquires.
"I'd like you to help me feed my pet; he has quite the appetite," I request with a sheepish smile.
Commander Lolan swallows hard upon hearing my words.
"Hey, you! Come here!" Commander Lolan orders one of the guards stationed nearby. The guard approaches and salutes Commander Lolan before giving me a respectful bow.
"Take Prince Jake's pet with you and procure two tons of beast corpses. Don't try to provoke him; he's a demon-ranked beast," Commander Lolan instructs the guard.
"D-Demon-ranked beast," the guard stammers, his mouth dry.
"Don't worry; he doesn't eat intelligent beings," I assure the guard.
"Kyu~ (Papa is correct)," Gogo chimes in before perching on the guard's shoulder. With trembling legs, the guard departs to fulfill the unusual request.
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