I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Ling Ping’an pursed his lips and shook his head.

His nose smelled the stench coming from the other person’s body.

To be more precise, it wasn’t the stench.

It was a strange smell that was similar to that of fermented food, which was like the cheese from land of Qin.

It was also like the durian from Nanyang.

No, it was more like the coriander that many people liked to eat…

The taste was strange, but he could not find the right words to describe it.

He could only give a rough and direct evaluation of it as ‘smelly’.

Ling Ping’an swallowed his saliva.

The person looked at Ling Ping’an and was a little impatient. “Why are you looking at me?”

He felt that his bestial nature was stirring.

At this moment, many menus even appeared in his heart.

His heart, his large intestine…

Of course…

He licked his lips slightly.

The best ingredients only needed the simplest cooking.

Confucius had said it before, never get tired of eating, never get tired of being meticulous.

Being meticulous was the best way to deal with all high-quality ingredients.

Fortunately, he was a gentleman, and a gentleman restrained himself.

Therefore, his bestial nature was firmly suppressed by him.

However…

This flow of people constantly swaying in front of him was not a solution.

Even though he could control his animal nature.

But if this guy kept wandering around, it would be torture for him.

The strange smell of the stench was always tempting him.

The other party seemed to be trying hard to control his emotions.

There was a deep lotus sound in his throat.

From time to time, there seemed to be some rustling sounds.

“You…” He said to Ling Ping’an seriously, “Sell your cat to me…”

Under his sunglasses, his eyes were fixed on the cat Ling Ping’an was holding, as if he was looking at a rare treasure.

“Well, the price is negotiable!”

“Conditions are negotiable!”

“I can even act in a few TV dramas for free!”

“Don’t worry!”

“It will definitely be popular!”

When he said these words, Tao Zhan was full of confidence.

Who was he?

He was now the most popular person in the entire great Xia Empire!

According to WeChat, the Zhan Family Army was invincible.

Their spending power was even more powerful!

Not long ago, he casually released a single, and it sold more than 100 million copies in a single day!

Behind him were countless seniors in the music industry and the so-called kings of the past!

So much so that someone in the circle lamented, “I’ve worked hard to create for decades, and the combined sales of all the albums are not even comparable to Tao Zhan’s in a single day!”

This made Tao Zhan extremely proud.

One had to know that he was not a singer making his debut, but an actor. Although his acting skills were beyond the 18th-tier, it was at least better than his singing ability.

Naturally, he became one of the top-tier.

And he was a popular fried chicken among the top-tier!

Now, the film’s salary had already reached the top salary of the Federal Empire’s Performing Arts Association.

Just like that, there were still countless funds waving checks to hire him.

Even if he relied on stuntmen for fighting scenes and numbers for his lines, Tao Zhan’s two words were the guarantee of ratings and consumption!

His fans would spend time and energy on every single one of his works, tirelessly promoting and promoting them, and making data day and night.

Naturally, he knew that his conditions were very sincere.

It was just a cat.

And he could get his contract.

It was simply a sky-high price, so his eyes were burning with anticipation.

His hands were trembling.

However, what Tao Zhan waited for was the other party shaking his head. “I’m sorry, my cat is not for sale!”

“It’s my pet!”

The other party’s lips curled up, his tone extremely confident and overbearing, as if the conditions he heard were as insignificant as the toilet paper wiping his butt.

For some reason, when Tao Zhan saw this smile, he felt a chill run down his back and his hair stood on end.

A sense of danger appeared in every cell of his body.

However, he seemed to be in a daze.

The rustling sounds in his throat became louder and louder.

“Don’t force me!” Tao Zhan tried his best to control his emotions.

He had no way out.

If he touched his master’s things, he had to bring out something better.

Otherwise…

He would lose everything.

He didn’t want to go back to the past, to the past where he had no fans and no capital to pursue.

He also didn’t want to be an invisible person in the entertainment industry who had debuted for several years and was still a virgin.

…

Ling Ping’an frowned.

“Force you?” he sighed.

This Tao Zhan was really a standard traffic that was spoiled by his fans!

Was he going to rob Tao Zhan if he couldn’t buy Tao Zhan by force?

Ling Ping’an sized up Tao Zhan’s figure.

He had a typical figure, his footsteps were light, and his body was thin.

One look and one could tell that Tao Zhan’s body had definitely been emptied by alcohol, sex, and money?

He was unlike Tao Zhan, who had always been a shut-in.

However, he had a regular schedule and good diet.

Therefore, although Tao Zhan’s body looked thin, it could actually make three to five people unable to get close to him.

With such a flow, Ling Ping’an felt that he would have to be hospitalized with a single punch.

However, he was a gentleman.

Naturally, the prime minister was able to support a boat in his belly, so he could tolerate some offense from others.

Therefore, Ling Ping’an carried his cat and turned around to leave.

His education told him that what should he do if he met a retard?

If he talked to a retard, he would also be a retard.

Why bother?

But the other party didn’t seem to appreciate it.

He caught up with him quickly.

“You forced me…” he said.

But he took out a yellowed note and stuck it on Ling Ping’an’s back.

Ling Ping’an turned his head and looked at him, then looked at the yellowed note stuck on his back.

“Now…” He heard the other party’s hoarse voice and asked in a low voice, “Can you give me your cat?”

He seemed to be extremely confident.

He even reached out his hand and grabbed the cat in Ling Pingan’s hand.

Ling Ping’an was baffled.

“Are you mad?” He finally couldn’t take it anymore.

Even a gentleman would be angry.

A gentleman would restrain himself, be tolerant, and be patient.

However, the moment someone dared to cross a gentleman’s bottom line, endanger his property and personal safety, or show a threat to public safety and public interests, then the restraint and tolerance of a gentleman would disappear altogether.

At that time, a gentleman would unsheathe his sword without hesitation!

Thus, Ling Ping’an unhesitatingly stretched out his hand and directly opened this guy’s hand.

“Are you crazy?” He did not hold back anymore and simply scolded, “If you dare to touch my cat again, I’ll remove all your claws!”

A gentleman forbore to calm things down.

If others really wanted to kick him in the face, then there was no need to endure, and there was no way to control his temper.

“What is this thing?” He stretched out his hand and grabbed the yellowed piece of paper that was stuck on his back for no reason.

Without even looking at it, he crushed it, threw it on the ground, and stomped on it.

Then, Ling Ping’an turned around and looked at the flow of the paper.

“Let me tell you…”

“In my eyes, you’re just a piece of sh*t!”

“I don’t have a good temper!”

His nose twitched slightly.

The smell of the other party’s body, the smell of the other party’s body, continued to spread.

Ling Ping’an hurriedly shook his head, suppressing the many absurd thoughts that were stirring in his mind.

He looked at the other party and revealed an expression that he thought was fierce. “If you dare to do such boring things in front of me again…”

In a gentle manner, he exhaled. “I’ll beat you to death!”

For some reason, Ling Ping’an felt that his image at this moment was incomparably huge!