I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Lost its connection?

Battle Goddess Bi Qiong’s dainty mouth was slightly agape. She finally came to her senses after being momentarily dazed.

A rare blush appeared on her aloof face, and she shifted her gaze in embarrassment. “Th-then what should we do?” she asked in a not-so-mighty tone.

“Let’s wait for a moment first,” An Lin replied unhurriedly. “Enlightened Divine Talisman is most likely a professional. We have to trust that he’ll be able to resolve this problem with his professional abilities.”

The cultivator group chat had already descended into absolute chaos. The much anticipated Lightning Tribulation had finally begun, yet the connection suddenly cut out?! How could they tolerate this?!

Countless cultivators tagged Enlightened Divine Talisman in their messages, and some of them even started to call him.

Two minutes later, the pitch-black streaming window suddenly lit up again.

A chubby face appeared on the cultivators’ phone screens. “I’m so sorry about that everyone. Just then, the powerful electromagnetic force of the lightning affected the connection and caused it to cut out. Anyhow, it’s all been resolved now. Thanks to Daoist Booming Thunder, the electromagnetic interference of the lightning strikes have been blocked out!”

The camera swiveled around, and a burly man appeared on the cultivators’ screens. The burly man cracked a grin, and there was even lightning crackling around his hands. “Rest assured, fellow cultivators. I’ll definitely deal with any complications that arise!”

Tian Lingling: “Who wants to look at you? Hurry up and turn the camera back to Senior You Mu!”

Atomic Bomb Fairy: “Piss off! I want to watch You Mu! Stop blocking the camera!”

The Savior: “How can you guys be so rude? We should thank Daoist Booming Thunder for his help first, then tell him to piss off.”

Daoist Booming Thunder: “…”

An Lin also felt like vomiting when he saw Daoist Booming Thunder’s face.

This was because the image of him cross-dressing suddenly floated into his mind. It was truly horrifying…

…

“Fellow cultivators, Master has already survived sixty lightning strikes! Impressive, isn’t he? Please congratulate him with your tips! Help my master transcend this tribulation!” Enlightened Divine Talisman spoke with great passion.

Tips rained down in the group chat.

An Lin felt like he was watching the most stunning and peculiar live stream ever. This was the live stream of a Heavenly Tribulation! Afraid yet? Tips were all millions of yuan in value, and there were even those who tipped luxury racing cars and yachts. The wealthy cultivators were all extremely generous in their tips as they watched this historic event unfold.

…

The roar of lightning was deafening, and golden light flashed throughout the entire space. The scene was breath-taking and magnificent.

Daoist You Mu drew upon all his strength as countless yellow dao talismans danced around his body. They were agile and quick, and they released great amounts of power as they withstood the Lightning Tribulation.

“Fellow cultivators, this is my master’s supreme technique—Spirit Hornets Ghost Talismans! Do you guys find it impressive? If so, then don’t forget to tip!” Enlightened Divine Talisman found another suitable opportunity to ask for tips.

Battle Goddess Bi Qiong turned toward An Lin expressionlessly. “This fatso is so annoying. Can you mute him?”

An Lin sighed helplessly. “I wish I could. If you want, I guess you could mute this entire live stream.”

“Trash technology.” Battle Goddess Bi Qiong humphed.

“Trash?!” An Lin retorted, “This technology is miles ahead of your Zhan Qi Continent, okay?”

“Little Qing meant that it’s trash compared to Purple Star technology,” White Spirit Snake explained with a sweet smile. “What’s the point of comparing it to the Zhan Qi Continent anyway.”

An Lin: “…”

Fine… I admit that it’s nothing compared to that high-tech civilization.

He knew that the Nuwa Tribe also possessed large amounts of Purple Star technology. Indeed, there was no point in making any comparisons.

…

Bolts of Golden Void Lightning crackled down one after another.

Before they knew it, almost eighty bolts of Golden Void Lightning had already descended.

In order to rank up to the Return to Void Stage, one had to face eighty-one bolts of Golden Void Lightning as they observed the Dao Realm. This was no easy task. Indeed, the probability of surviving was only one in ten.

It was already very impressive that You Mu was able to last for so long.

Boom!

The eightieth bolt of Golden Void Lightning crashed down.

The golden glow of the lightning was blindingly brilliant, and the night sky was lit up as bright as day. The lightning’s overwhelming power ripped through You Mu’s dao talismans and crashed into his head, instantly scorching it black.

Everyone who witnessed it yelped in alarm.

Enlightened Divine Talisman’s hands shook, and he almost threw his phone away. “Master You Mu!”

“I’m fine!” You Mu suddenly roared. The cultivators all heaved a sigh of relief.

Enlightened Divine Talisman was almost moved to tears upon hearing this. He turned toward his phone and yelled, “See that? Master is fine! He survived the eightieth Lightning Tribulation! There’s only one bolt of lightning left. Fellow cultivators, show my master your appreciation!”

Whoosh…

The live stream chat was instantly flooded with tip notifications. The cultivators tipped frenziedly as they cheered You Mu on.

An Lin gazed at Enlightened Divine Talisman speechlessly. This broadcaster was far too f*cking dedicated. Even now, he still didn’t forget his duties as a broadcaster.

Why become a cultivator? Your future will be limitless if you become an anchorman!

As the formidable might of the last Lightning Tribulation started to gather in the sky, heaven and earth also started to tremble.

The cultivators all watched on with bated breath.

Enlightened Divine Talisman also stopped speaking. His hand clenched into a fist as he stared at his master intently.

Crackle…

Boom!

A blinding bolt of Golden Void Lightning streaked down from the sky.

You Mu drew upon the last of his power, and countless dao talismans surged up toward the devastating bolt of lightning.

Like an unstoppable celestial sword, the Golden Void Lightning tore through the dao talismans and smashed into You Mu’s body.

The lightning immediately exploded and obliterated everything within a radius of several hundred meters. The shockwaves that it produced swept out thousands of meters. The dazzling explosion of the lightning was as if a mini sun had appeared on the ground.

In this instant, only the explosion of lightning could be heard.

“Did Master succeed?” Enlightened Divine Talisman murmured to himself as he stared intently at the explosion site.

“Hahahaha… From now on, I’m a supreme being of the Return to Void Stage!”

A proud and carefree laugh reverberated through the skies.

The cultivators were momentarily dazed. Then, they also erupted into delighted whoops and cheers.

“Haha, I knew that Master would succeed! Fellow cultivators, what are you all waiting for? Let’s get hyped!” Enlightened Divine Talisman ran toward You Mu excitedly after shooting a glance at the live stream.

Tips rained down in the cultivator group chat, and messages of congratulations flooded the chat.

Everyone was celebrating at this moment.

They all knew that some kind of limit had been overcome. A new age had dawned upon Earth’s cultivation world!

“Brilliant!” An Lin also clenched his fists upon witnessing You Mu’s success.

At this moment, a scorched male appeared on the live-stream screen. He was none other than You Mu.

You Mu smiled broadly, revealing his dazzling white teeth. “Fellow cultivators, thank you all for your support and encouragement. I, You Mu, have successfully broken through to the Return to Void Stage! Was it impressive? If you guys found it impressive, then flood me with tips! Hic…”

You Mu’s eyes rolled into his head as he spoke passionately, and his body slowly fell backward.

“Master!” The color drained from Enlightened Divine Talisman’s face, and he immediately cradled the fallen You Mu. After sensing his aura, he breathed a sigh of relief. He looked toward his phone camera and grinned. “Master’s aura is stable. He only fainted due to exhaustion. Don’t worry, Master will recover if you guys flood him with tips!”

The number of tips surged once again.

An Lin: “…”

Battle Goddess Bi Qiong: “…”

“Like master, like disciple…” Xuanyuan Cheng couldn’t help but diss as he watched the live stream.

“A great master produces a brilliant disciple! Woof!” Da Bai spoke in excitement, and it appeared as if he had some kind of urge.

“You mean to say, a crooked stick will have a crooked shadow!” White Spirit Snake grumbled.

She had no interest in this thing called live streaming.

“Okay, a Return to Void Stage cultivator has already appeared on Earth,” Battle Goddess Bi Qiong reminded. “We also need to pay more attention now. The naturally formed spell formation fluctuation might occur at any moment!”