I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

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Chapter 960: I Feel Like I’ve Entered the Wrong Chat

Afterward, An Lin, Xuanyuan Cheng, Da Bai, and Tina all chose to remain at the grassland.

As for the primary vital juncture that Black Spirit Snake was guarding, An Lin didn’t have the balls to go there.

Right now, all they had to do was to wait patiently for the realm to undergo changes.

“Student An Lin, if there really is a passageway that leads to the Ancient Tai Chu Realm, should we enter it?” Xuanyuan Cheng was extremely curious about the Ancient Tai Chu Realm as he had never been there before.

“The territory of the Snake Spirit Clan is located in the Ancient Tai Chu Realm’s Void Star Section. It’s an extremely dangerous location, so it’s best if we don’t go. More importantly, we would have no method of leaving if we were to enter! If the passageway suddenly disappears, then we’ll all be f*cked!” An Lin had no desire to be trapped in the Ancient Tai Chu Realm.

He had chosen to stay here merely because he wanted to prevent weird creatures of the Ancient Tai Chu Realm from infiltrating Earth.

As for patching up the flaws of this realm, White Spirit Snake and Black Spirit Snake had already completed the necessary preparations. There was absolutely no need for him to worry.

As they wandered about, An Lin and Xuanyuan Cheng saw the young female gazing up at the sky as she lay lazily on a sheep’s back.

Smooth skin, billowing hair, exquisite appearance… All of this was harmonious with the beautiful grassland.

“White Spirit Snake is developing so quickly.” An Lin sighed.

Xuanyuan Cheng nodded in agreement. “Yeah, she was still a naive girl not so long ago. Now, however, she can already shoulder such great responsibilities.”

“Her body is growing so quickly!” An Lin murmured. “A slender waist, an ample bosom, graceful movements, and pure and lively expressions… Absolute perfection!”

Xuanyuan Cheng: “…”

What the f*ck? Can we still converse properly?

Is quick development referring to that type of development?!

Da Bai, who was trailing behind them, also sighed with emotion. “Back then, I was also someone that she looked up to. Now, however, her cultivation base is already miles ahead of me, woof!”

“This isn’t your fault,” An Lin consoled. “She was extremely powerful to begin with anyway. She was merely acting like a noob before.”

Da Bai: “…”

An Lin’s divine sense was very powerful, and he deduced the three individuals’ cultivation bases very quickly.

Battle God Zi Yang had given up on the Battle Qi system and recultivated from scratch. As he had a solid foundation, he had already reached the Soul Formation Initial Stage.

As for Battle Goddess Bi Qiong, she was the individual who had first discovered how to convert Battle Qi into vital energy. As such, her foundation was even more solid, and she had already reached the Soul Formation Pinnacle Stage.

Meanwhile, the weak noob White Spirit Snake had already reached the Return to Void Intermediate Stage. Unexpectedly, she had become the most powerful of the three.

Fortunately, this was a process of her recovering her powers and not a process of her ranking up. Otherwise, the fake cultivator in An Lin would start to feel some pressure.

The sun slowly set into the horizon. It looked as if the sky were ablaze, and beautiful shades of red and yellow mingled above the grassland. The scenery was like a mesmerizing painting.

Apart from the moos and baas of cows and sheep, the surrounding grassland was peaceful and tranquil.

“Come on over, it’s time to eat!” An Lin shouted. “I’ll treat you guys to some beef today!”

Although he was far away from home, he couldn’t slack off on his cooking skills.

Battle God Zi Yang couldn’t help but flare up. “An Lin, how can you be so shameless?! You’re slaughtering our cows to make beef, yet you have the gall to say that you’re treating us?!”

An Lin chuckled scornfully. “I’m the Heavenly Court’s number one Chef God. Each one of my dishes is worth hundreds of thousands of spirit stones. How much is your cow worth? It’s your great honor to have me cook one of your cows.”

“You…” Battle God Zi Yang’s blood boiled with anger.

“Tch.” After smelling the fragrant aroma of the beef, Battle Goddess Bi Qiong turned her proud head to the side. She completely ignored An Lin’s cooking.

Meanwhile, White Spirit Snake dashed toward An Lin excitedly and started cheering like a little girl. “I’m so happy! I finally have the chance to taste Senior An Lin’s cooking!”

“Master Bai, at our rank, it’s completely unnecessary for us to ingest food.” Bi Qiong frowned slightly and couldn’t help but remind her.

“But Senior An Lin personally prepared this meal! It’s such a rare opportunity!” There was a delighted smile on White Spirit Snake’s face as she picked up her chopsticks and fished a piece of beef out from the pot. “Ah… it’s delicious!”

An Lin smiled triumphantly. “As expected, you have the best taste, Little Bai!”

“Ah… What magic potion did you feed Master Bai…” Battle Goddess Bi Qiong sighed.

An Lin humphed coldly in his mind. If he brought his frying pan with him, then that would really show them. He trusted that they would all lose themselves in the pleasure of eating and moan in euphoria!

As for why White Spirit Snake was so attracted to him, he didn’t know either…

…

Not only were the cows on this patch of grassland large, but their flesh was also juicy and tender. Combined with An Lin’s amazing cooking skills, this meal was sumptuous and refreshing.

Even Battle God Zi Yang couldn’t help but join in on the feast.

After enjoying the delicious meal, they continued to wait for the realm to undergo changes.

Some of them meditated, and some of them gazed up at the sea of stars stupidly.

An Lin lay comfortably on Da Bai’s soft and warm back.

He pulled out his magically modified phone and entered WeChat. He wanted to see if anything interesting was going on in the cultivator group chat.

To his surprise, the group chat was especially lively tonight. His notifications frequently topped 999+.

What’s going on?

An Lin’s interest was instantly piqued.

Atomic Bomb Fairy: “Sigh, I wonder if Senior You Mu can overcome it. This kind of revolutionary breakthrough is truly terrifying.”

You Mu? Isn’t he the Shang Qing Immortal Sect’s sect leader? If I remember correctly, he’s a powerful being of the Soul Formation Stage, right? An Lin was confused about why the cultivators were suddenly mentioning him.

Daoist Wooden Ox: “Sigh, that’s hard to say. After all, even Daoist Xuyun died during the Heavenly Tribulations… The Golden Void Lightning isn’t easy to overcome. This is especially the case since it’s the first time that individuals of this realm are attempting to break through to the Return to Void Stage. Although Senior You Mu isn’t weak, the difficulty still remains high.”

Calm Celestial Maiden: “I believe in Senior You Mu!”

The Savior: “Same!”

Enlightened Divine Talisman: “Master will definitely overcome the Heavenly Tribulation!”

An Lin’s eyes widened, and he couldn’t help but gasp.

So it turned out that a cultivator was about to undergo the Heavenly Tribulation! Moreover, it was the Return to Void Stage Lightning Tribulation!

That’s right, everything made sense now. The elevation of life could lead to the elevation of a realm’s level. The key to this realm leveling up lay with cultivators of this world being able to successfully overcome the Heavenly Tribulations!

For some reason, a thought popped into An Lin’s mind.

At this moment, a fragrant scent blew over.

An Lin turned around and saw Battle Goddess Bi Qiong’s aloof face.

“You want to head over?” Battle Goddess Bi Qiong glanced at the mobile screen as she spoke.

“If I can help them, then why not?” An Lin grinned.

Battle Goddess Bi Qiong shook her head. “Have you thought about the consequences? Do you know what would happen if the first person to successfully overcome the tribulation received external help? Sometimes, abiding by the heavenly principles is the right thing to do.”

An Lin fell silent. He wouldn’t be like those people in the novels who purposefully did what others told them not to do. He wouldn’t challenge the heavens just for the sake of it.

After mulling over it for a while, he finally sighed and abandoned the thought in his mind.

“Hang on!” An Lin suddenly sensed that something was off. He looked toward the female beside him in confusion. “How did you know what I wanted to do?”

“Ahem…” Battle Goddess Bi Qiong coughed softly, and a mesmerizing smile spread over her face. “Your title, Lord of Transcendence, has already spread throughout the entire continent. Why would I not know what you want to do?”

An Lin: “…”

This explanation… seems reasonable?

He pushed this matter out of his mind and turned his gaze back to the cultivator group chat. While his attention was elsewhere, the notifications had already hit 999+ again.

Not only this, there was even a new window above the chat. They had started a f*cking live stream!

A fatty in a daoist robe held a selfie stick and pointed his phone toward himself. He stood atop a mountain peak, and he kept shouting into the screen.

“Come, come, come! My friends, today is a bright and beautiful day! My master is about to face the Heavenly Tribulation, and Master’s acquaintances have all arrived already. Look over there, guys, isn’t he handsome?

“In a moment, we’ll be live streaming the entire tribulation process. If you enjoy it, then please smash the like button! In the top left corner, you can also choose to send tips over. You can tip us dao talismans or other presents!

“Dreamy Voice Fairy, thank you for the dao talisman!

“Ah! Tycoon Tian Lingling tipped one spirit stone! Thank you so much! This present is far too valuable! Thank you, tycoon, thank you!

The fatty thanked the tippers non-stop, and there was a look of fervent excitement on his face.

The cultivators in the chat continued to send their well-wishes.

An Lin: “…”

Have I entered the wrong chat?