I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth surged violently.

If this were in the past, all the students and teachers would definitely turn pale with fright.

However, all of them were now just looking out the window indifferently, as if they were already used to it.

“Is someone else transcending a tribulation again?”

“Looks like it. And from its magnitude, it appears that this is a tribulation from the Soul Formation Stage to the Return to Void Stage. It’s quite similar to the time that wolf transcended his tribulation.”

“Haha… It definitely won’t be one of the students then. It must be one of Senior Student An Lin’s beast pets again!”

“It must be that extremely adorable snow soul beast! Ah… I really want to go watch.” Some of the female students were itching to go.

“How about we apply for a break? Just say we’re on our periods?” Another female student was blushing with embarrassment, but she still mustered up the courage to make a suggestion.

At the front of the classroom, a female teacher was quite depressed to hear this. Could you be a little quieter when discussing things next time? Your teacher is not deaf!!!

In another classroom, there was a man wearing a radiant smile as he discussed karma. He peered out the window before turning to the students with a faint smile. “Students, when you think the person that is right for you has appeared, do not hesitate. Pursue them with determination, or you’ll only be leaving disappointment and regret for yourself in the future.”

All the students were confused. Why was the teacher suddenly saying something like this?

“Hmm… Something that I must pursue in my life has just emerged. It is an ideal opportunity for me to observe my dao realm, so this is now going to be a self-study period. Goodbye, students!” The man chuckled before tearing open a spatial passageway on the spot. He then disappeared into it.

All of the students were dumbstruck upon seeing this.

“I feel like what the teacher said is quite true, but did he really ditch us just like that?”

“He’s probably going to watch An Lin’s beast pet transcend their tribulation. He would always go to witness trial tribulations in order to inspire himself…”

“Then we…”

The class captain thought to himself for a few seconds before speaking, “The teacher has encouraged us to cherish fate, so go do what you want to do and may fate lead you somewhere great!”

“Oh…” All the students understood what was being said. So class was dismissed?

Thus, the entire classroom was instantly emptied…

Who the f*ck would still stay in the classroom when there was an opportunity to spectate!

Thus, a bunch of spectators slowly gathered around the scene of the tribulation transcendence.

There were teachers who had set up enchantment barriers around the mountain to prevent the power from the lightning from injuring the surrounding students.

Vice-Principal Yu Hua looked on from a distance with furrowed brows. “Why is An Lin still there? Isn’t he afraid of disrupting Xue Zhantian’s tribulation transcendence?”

Sword Immortal Ming Yuan, who had just ditched his classroom full of students, was also looking on with a meaningful smile. “It looks like Student An Lin is about to show us something amazing again.”

In the sky above, dark clouds gathered as heaven and earth dimmed.

Bolts of golden lightning flashed like golden dragons, emanating extremely fearsome lightning might.

Xue Zhantian flapped his little wings as he let loose a torrent of abuse up at the sky. “I’ll *&T%mmp…”

An Lin stood beside him with a joyful expression, while all the other students and teachers were dumbstruck.

Hurling some abuse at the sky prior to tribulation transcendence? Was this some kind of ritual?!

Boom boom boom…

It was as if the sky had heard the abuse being hurled at it, the golden lightning began to surge even more violently.

Tribulation transcendence to the Soul Formation Stage consisted of forty-nine bolts of tribulation lightning, but Return to Void Stage tribulation transcendence consisted of eighty-one bolts of Golden Void Lightning, so the levels of difficulty were completely different. Even the most outstanding prodigies stood very little chance of surviving this terrifying barrage.

Sword Immortal Ming Yuan’s eyes lit up upon seeing the insolent Xue Zhantian. This was the first time he had seen such a bold tribulation transcendence.

Boom!

A bolt of golden lightning flashed through the air before landing on Xue Zhantian’s body.

Terrifying electricity crackled over his round body, frantically destroying all of his cells.

Xue Zhantian chortled with mirth. “Hahaha… That was weak as sh*t! Your grandpa, Xue Zhantian, can take ten thousand more of those without breaking a sweat!!!”

He then started pointing up the sky and hurling another torrent of abuse.

“Are all of Student An Lin’s beast pets so… special?” Ten thousand mythological beast stampeded over Vice-Principal Yu Hua’s heart as he listened to the absolutely filthy tirade being delivered.

Sword Immortal Ming Yuan pulled out a photographic crystal and snapped pictures like mad. “Xue Zhantian is now hurling the second round of verbal abuse! Are the heavens going to be enraged? Will the tribulation lightning make drastic jumps in power as a result?”

Boom!

The second bolt of tribulation lightning fell, but unfortunately, it was only slightly more powerful than the previous one as it followed a natural pattern of progression. This was a little disappointing to Sword Immortal Ming Yuan.

A disdainful smile appeared on Xue Zhantian’s face as he continued to shovel filth into the sky.

A beauty with her long legs sheathed in black pantyhose gasped with shock as she sat on her huge book. “This snow soul beast is so adorable, but why does it have such a filthy mouth?”

“I think it adds to his appeal, Teacher Yue Ying!” A female student listened with relish as she looked on with a dainty smile.

Earth Immortal Yue Ying stared speechlessly at that female student with concern welling up in her heart.

Xue Zhantian’s insult vocabulary was simply astounding, to the extent that there was no repeat of any particular insult! Wasn’t this setting a bad example for all these adorable, spectating students?

What if they began insulting each other like this as a form of interaction? That would simply be unimaginable…

Bolts of divine lightning continued to fall, and Xue Zhantian was like an unyielding f*cker of the heavens. Not only was he unleashing all sorts of defensive spell techniques, but he was also continuing to hurl verbal abuse. It didn’t matter whether it was doing anything, it was still extremely satisfying.

The Golden Void Lightning became more and more powerful. After the seventieth bolt of lightning, just the power escaping from the lightning strikes were able to reduce the earth in a radius of several hundred feet to dust.

Xue Zhantian’s altitude sank lower and lower.

Vice-Principal Yu Hua stared up at the mountain peak that was slowly being blasted into non-existence, and he silently pulled out a notepad to make a record. That was another protected heritage site… He vowed to make An Lin pay compensation for all these heinous crimes!!!

Xue Zhantian’s entire body was covered in a protective barrier of ice and snow, which could effectively blunt the power of the tribulation lightning. On top of that, he possessed quite a powerful physical body, so he wasn’t really even injured after taking more than seventy bolts of lightning.

Slowly, Xue Zhantian grew exhausted from hurling abuse.

He turned to look at the man beside him with profound anticipation in his eyes.

The eightieth bolt of divine lightning tore through space like a golden divine sword, crashing down toward Xue Zhantian at extreme speed.

At this moment, a man suddenly positioned himself in front of Xue Zhantian before spreading his arms.

Boom!

Golden lightning exploded and surged through his body before instantly being gobbled up by An Kirin, who was inside his sea of vital energy.

Countless spectators’ eyes widened in incredulity upon seeing this.

“Why… Why would he do that?!” Vice-Principal Yu Hua also drew a sharp intake of breath.

Actively interfering with a heavenly tribulation would make it even more fearsome.

It was exactly because of this that most people transcending tribulations required guardians to prevent any disruptions from taking place.

However, An Lin was now actively disrupting his own beast pet’s tribulation transcendence. Was he trying to murder his own beast pet?!

All the students and teachers stared at An Lin and Xue Zhantian with astonishment.

The sky really did seem to have been enraged as a deep rumbling of thunder erupted.

In the end, several extremely powerful bolts of Golden Void Lightning merged as one to create a single bolt of lightning, which exuded an extremely terrifying lightning might. Golden light completely pierced through the dark clouds, turning the entire world golden. The space in the sky above began to crack open, revealing inky-black rifts, as if the sky were about to shatter.

To everyone’s surprise, Xue Zhantian was not critical nor resentful toward An Lin in the slightest. Instead, he chortled gleefully as an unprecedented excitement burst forth from his eyes.

“Hahaha… The heavens sure do look angry!

“Come! Today will be remembered as the day I slash the sky!”

Following his almighty roar, his previously flawed dao heart was suddenly perfected.

“This… Is he insane? Why would he be so happy?” Some of the students were befuddled.

The teachers were completely perplexed as well. “This is the most suicidal tribulation transcendence I have ever seen!”

It was also at this moment that a pillar of powerful white light burst forth from Xue Zhantian’s body before soaring straight into the sky, clashing with the golden lightning!