I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

Prior to the destruction of the Infernal Realm Seal…

The Hydra and the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit were quickly closing in on the Wild Saber Immortal’s location.

From their communication network, the Wild Saber Immortal’s agonized cries erupted over and over again.

“Ahhh…

“Splat, Demonic Blood Kirin, I’ll f*cking kill you!

“Ah! No! Splat…”

Aside from its anguished wails, there were also the sounds of it throwing up blood while being pummeled.

“Hahaha, Wild Saber Immortal, you sound like you’re enjoying yourself over there!” The Hydra chortled with mirth as the laughter of a hundred snakes erupted at once.

“Hydra! I swear to God you won’t last three minutes here before all your hundred heads get decapitated!” the Wild Saber Immortal roared with rage.

“Hehe, what a joke! When your daddy gets there, I’ll show you what true power is!” the Hydra retorted.

The Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit said, “Hold on for a while longer, Wild Saber Immortal. We’ll get them back for you once we get there.”

Wild Saber Immortal: “…”

Even in battle, all three immortal beasts at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage were still having a casual conversation.

It was quite obvious that in their eyes, this Demonic Blood Kirin and his entourage were no threat whatsoever. They were already in a dire situation, and all they could do was to wait for the three immortal beasts to close in on them.

“Alright, there are two thousand five hundred kilometers left. The Divine Bat Emperor is not far from us either,” the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit informed with a smile.

“Hehe… I hope the Emperor gets here a little later. At least wait until we’ve had some fun! To be able to fight a mythological beast and abuse him, just thinking about it gets me excited,” the Hydra murmured in a fervent tone.

Right at this moment, a resounding boom suddenly erupted from the Infernal Realm Seal!

All three immortal beasts faltered at the same time.

The seal immediately began to crack open.

“Holy f*ck! What happened?” the Hydra roared.

“Tell us what happened, Wild Saber Immortal! What happened to our spell formation?”

The panicked voice of the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit also sounded.

“How could this be? How could anyone be capable of breaking this formation?!” The Wild Saber Immortal’s voice sounded within the communication network, and it was no less shocked than the other two immortal beasts.

Boom!

Another explosion erupted.

The three immortal beasts could all sense at once that a section of the spell formation had been shattered.

The Hydra and the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit were completely dumbstruck.

How could this be? How could such a perfect formation be broken?

Furthermore, they could feel that the spell formation hadn’t been broken through brute force. Instead, an extremely accurate strike had been delivered to a weak point in the spell formation, thereby pushing it to the brink of collapse, upon which a brute force attack was then delivered to shatter it.

“This is impossible! How could someone be able to identify the weak points in the formation?!” the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit roared with incredulity.

This was even more difficult for it to accept than if someone had broken the spell formation through brute force.

“Wild Saber Immortal, answer us, what happened?” The Hydra was in a panic mode now.

“The spell formation has been broken… A Soul Formation Stage human male discovered a weak point and instructed a black dragon to attack it, thereby forcing the spell formation to be on the brink of collapse,” the Wild Saber Immortal muttered a reply that was scarcely believable, even to itself.

The Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit had quite a short fuse, and it immediately roared with rage. “F*ck off! Have you had the brains bashed out of you? A Soul Formation Stage cultivator saw through our spell formation? Do you think we’re f*cking retarded?!”

“I’m not lying to you…” The Wild Saber Immortal’s frantic voice could be heard shouting, “Ah, get back here!”

Both of them lost contact with the Wild Saber Immortal.

It was quite clear that the Wild Saber Immortal had left the Infernal Realm Seal.

It was also quite clear that the Demonic Blood Kirin had escaped the Infernal Realm Seal…

Both of the remaining immortal beasts fell into silence. The casual conversation they were having made their silence now appear even more awkward in contrast.

They had envisioned a tough battle against the Demonic Blood Kirin, and they had also envisioned a scenario where the Divine Bat Emperor would get there later than they did so that they wouldn’t miss out on the chance to battle the Demonic Blood Kirin. However, never would they have thought that the Demonic Blood Kirin would be able to break the Infernal Realm Seal…

“Fake… This is all fake, right? Has it really been broken?” The Hydra was still unable to accept reality.

“Hehe, was it really a Soul Formation Stage cultivator who identified the weak point?” The Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit suddenly began to chuckle, but its heart was filled with a bleak sadness. Did they just get f*cking played?!

Boom!

A terrifying aura suddenly descended

The two immortal beasts’ hearts jolted in unison. The Divine Bat Emperor had arrived within the Infernal Realm Seal!

“Where is the Demonic Blood Kirin?” The Divine Bat Emperor’s vast divine intent sounded in the Hydra and the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit’s minds.

Hydra: “…”

Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit: “…”

Both of them fell silent.

At the same time, they were both screaming in their hearts: Bro, the Divine Bat Emperor is asking you a question, give an answer!!

“I’m asking you a question, hurry up!” The Divine Bat Emperor urged impatiently.

It then seemed to have discovered something. “Hmm? This spell formation…”

The Hydra finally took the initiative to answer. “Emperor! Our spell formation was broken by a mysterious powerful being!”

The communication network instantly fell silent, and the two immortal beasts were left to tremble in their figurative boots.

“Hehe… The spell formation was broken…

“Which mysterious powerful being is this?”

The Divine Bat Emperor’s voice was terrifyingly cold.

“The Wild Saber Immortal said… that a Soul Formation Stage human male discovered a weak point in the spell formation…”

The Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit had completely repressed its temper as it spoke in a careful voice.

Another tense silence ensued.

Boom!

Suffocating might suddenly erupted forth.

“Useless trash!

“You’re all f*cking useless trash!

“You can’t even make up a proper f*cking excuse?!

“You could’ve just told me if you wanted to f*cking die! I’ll kill you all! Ah…!”

The Divine Bat Emperor’s terrifying wrath and its monstrous aura completely tore apart the remnants of the Infernal Realm Seal, which was on the brink of collapse anyway.

The Hydra and the Crimson Sun Immortal Spirit both trembled uncontrollably.

They were telling the truth…

That was what the Wild Saber Immortal had told them!

Why were they the ones bearing the Emperor’s wrath…

“Trash!”

The Divine Bat Emperor was clearly at the height of its rage. After all, anyone would be infuriated if they had the Kirin Blood Jade so close at hand, only for it to escape.

It abruptly flapped its wings, and its body transformed into a blue streak of light, which flew at a terrifying speed toward the location at which the spell formation had first cracked.

At the border of the Holy Glacial Lands and the Opposite Shore Realm.

Three streaks of light flashed through the sky one after another.

The one at the forefront was the black dragon, Xiao Ze.

In the middle was Dongfang Zhuangshi, who was unleashing one spell technique after another to keep the Wild Saber Immortal at bay.

Everyone entered this world of snow and ice, and the restrictions placed on them by the laws of heaven and earth finally disappeared.

“Hahaha… Farewell, stupid ape!”

Dongfang Zhuangshi unleashed a blood cage to momentarily trap the Wild Saber Immortal.

“Come on… Mr. An Lin, let’s go to the Kingdom of the Nine States!” Dongfang Zhuangshi was clearly in a good mood now that they had escaped from the restrictions, and he immediately began to tear open a spatial rift to facilitate their escape.

However, he found that he was unable to do so, no matter how hard he tried.

“How could this be? We’re clearly no longer within the Opposite Shore Realm, so why are we still unable to tear open spatial passageways?” Dongfang Zhuangshi was dumbstruck.

Xiao Ze also tried to tear open a spatial rift of his own, but he was unable to do so even though he was trying so hard that his claws were about to snap off.

Dongfang Zhuangshi: “…”

Xiao Ze: “…”

An Lin: “…”

Frosty winds screamed past and snowflakes fluttered.

In the northernmost location, there appeared to be a blue light that had engulfed heaven and earth.

“Hahaha… You’re the stupid c*nts here!”

The Wild Saber Immortal tore through the blood cage before pouncing toward Dongfang Zhuangshi with a triumphant smile. “Ever since the Holy Capital of the Holy Glacial Lands exploded, heaven and earth had undergone a drastic change. Spatial travel can no longer be facilitated here. Did you not know that?”

Dongfang Zhuangshi and Xiao Ze immediately fled toward the south.

The Wild Saber Immortal’s battle intent surged as it carried its huge sabers and gave chase from behind.

Thus, their life on the run resumed…