I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

With excitement on his face, An Lin immediately instructed Tina to stop the acceleration of time.

His instinct told him that something good was about to happen.

Within the Library.

Kama Sutra?

What could this book be about?

Adam was a little confused. This book appeared to be quite different from anything he had read before. But then again, he was constantly learning new things every day.

However… the cover art was quite strange, so perhaps there would be some interesting new knowledge to be obtained by reading this.

His curiosity urged him to read it.

Adam flipped open the book with a hint of confusion on his face, upon which he was greeted by the sight of an image of a man and a woman together in an inexplicable position.

“Eve… come look at this!” Adam turned pale with fright.

Eve made her way over to him with curiosity etched on her face.

She looked down at the book to discover an image of a man and a woman locked in a strange-looking embrace.

“What’s this…” Her heart rate suddenly began to accelerate for some reason as she turned to the second page.

How strange, just what were all these positions?

Adam swallowed, and his body felt a little hot as he flipped to the third page.

He was feeling a little uncomfortable, but he continued to flip through the book as it appeared that this was some type of yin-yang fusion cultivation method.

The atmosphere in the room gradually became a little peculiar.

The two of them could both hear their counterpart’s hearts thumping in their chests.

Eve flipped to the fourth page.

Then the fifth page, and then the sixth…

Each page had a different image of a man and woman embraced in a different, baffling cultivation method position.

Adam and Eve began to blush as they flipped through the pages. Were the man and the woman in the images fighting with one another?

That didn’t seem right… Who would fight with such a blissful expression?

Could it be a dance? That didn’t seem right either. This appeared to be a special way of interaction between man and woman!

Before they knew it, they had flipped through the whole book.

Adam and Even looked at each other, and the atmosphere in the room became even more peculiar.

Eve’s beautiful features were as flushed as a ripe apple in an extremely seductive, yet oblivious display.

Adam swallowed as he suggested in the language that they had both already mastered, “How about we… give it a try?”

“Sure… Let’s give it a try…” Eve answered in an extremely quiet voice, “We need to put our theoretical knowledge into practice in order to consolidate it, so this is a must…”

Adam nodded in agreement.

Knowledge had to be put into practice in order to fulfill its true value!

Besides, it wasn’t as if they were doing something weird!

With this in mind, Adam’s anxiety was significantly soothed.

“Let’s start from page one…” Adam suggested with a serious expression.

“Alright…” Eve nodded in agreement.

Thus, Adam carefully adopted the position as shown in the first image in the book.

Eve experienced a very odd sensation. It was as if her body had been electrocuted, but it wasn’t something she was averse to.

The two of them gradually began to lose control as they were overcome by their scorching emotions.

As their instincts took over, they had already forgotten which page they were up to.

There were exceptionally talented individuals in every field who were self-taught geniuses. Adam and Eve felt like they were both geniuses.

“Ow!”

Eve suddenly let loose a pained yell as tears swam in her eyes.

Adams was greatly startled by this, and his little brother almost shrank from fright. “What is it?”

“It hurts… How could it hurt so much? The woman in the images looks so happy!” Eve furrowed her brows in confusion.

Adam looked down as tears began to well up in his eyes as well. “I’m sorry, Eve. It’s all my fault that you were hurt like this…”

Eve looked down, and her features paled a little, but she still gritted her teeth in the end. “It’s ok, Adam, let’s continue. I think… I think I can still persevere!”

“Really?” Adam was a little hesitant.

“I’m mentally prepared now, so it’ll be fine…” Even offered a comforting smile that was unintentionally seductive.

Adam couldn’t resist the invitation and pounced on Eve again.

They were fearless researchers in pursuit of knowledge! A little pain like this was nothing to them!

Adam and Eve were both touched by each other’s determination.

What followed was a spell of vigorous and passionate physical activity.

We shall refrain from disclosing any more details as there might be children in the audience!

In the end, the two of them reached a moment of bliss together, in a manifestation of the joy of putting theoretical knowledge into practice.

Adam and Eve panted heavily as they embraced each other before exchanging a smile.

“I feel like our experiment was a little lackluster. We haven’t even tried the last few pages of the book.” Adam was a little disappointed.

“That’s ok, we can still continue tomorrow…” Eve blushed as she averted her gaze. This was the first time that she discovered that learning could be so stimulating and special.

Adam fell silent for a moment before continuing, “Learning cannot be delayed! If we leave everything to tomorrow, we are going to get nothing done today! I can still continue!”

“Huh? You want to go again?” Even exclaimed.

“It’s all for learning! What, are you scared?” Adam smiled lightly.

“Hmph! I’m not scared! Let’s continue then!” Eve retorted stubbornly.

Thus, the two of them embraced together once again…

Outside the library, a blush appeared on Tina’s intricate features. “Ptui! How shameless!”

An Lin’s lips twitched upon seeing this. She said this after watching the whole thing?

He had wanted to protect the little fairy’s purity of mind and heart by talking her into refraining from watching this. After all, the scenes that had just taken place were a little impure.

In response, Tina refused with a serious expression. She had a responsibility as the God of Creation to supervise the human reproductive process in case something went wrong!

She had clearly watched the whole thing with relish, but she was now denouncing Adam and Even as shameless…

Adam and Eve were actually quite pitiable as well. They were only doing research with the purest of intentions, but they were denounced by their god in the process.

In all honesty, An Lin was a little pissed off as he looked on with envy.

He had lived for over twenty years without experiencing all this. How was it fair that Adam and Eve beat him to it?

Sigh… he was probably going to have to wait over ninety years to put his theoretical knowledge into practice.

A sense of sorrow welled up in An Lin’s heart.

Thus, the Adam and Eve of this world set a new precedent for human history.

And it wasn’t because of some forbidden fruit. Instead, it was because of a book with a cover that was yellow from age…