I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The golden lightning converged into a ball in the air, and the insane power imbued within seemed to be threatening to tear through the sky itself.

“F*ck, is this really a Soul Formation lightning tribulation? How is it this strong?” An Lin was initially full of confidence, but he was starting to get quite concerned as he looked up at the fearsome golden lightning in the sky.

He immediately brought out his trump card. He was initially planning to only bring this trump card out when he became unable to withstand the lightning.

However, he felt like it was a wise decision to bring out the trump card straightaway.

“Chaotic Alloy Brick!”

An Lin roared as his storage ring flashed.

And then, nothing happened.

Nani?!

An Lin tried to summon the Chaotic Alloy Brick once again, but his storage ring seemed to have been sealed by an invisible force.

An Lin: “…”

He looked up as the golden lightning in the sky began to convulse and slowly take on a shape…

Why was he unable to summon his indestructible black brick?

Could it be… that the gods were trying to kill him?

Right at this moment, an even more shocking scene unfolded before everyone’s eyes.

The Golden Void Lightning in the sky slowly merged together to form a golden Kirin of over a hundred feet in size.

The Kirin danced through the air and just its breathing sounded like the roars of the Thunder God. Its sharp claws flashed through the air, causing the very air itself to fracture and crack like a pane of glass.

No matter how oblivious An Lin was, even he was beginning to realize this was no ordinary lightning tribulation.

He turned to look at his friends in the distance to discover that Sword Immortal Ling Xiao was also looking at him with an extremely grave expression on his face. Tears were beginning to well up in Xu Xiaolan’s eyes, and even his retarded superfans who had unconditional confidence in him were beginning to show signs of concern.

Hmm… He seemed to be in quite a bit of sh*t here.

All the teachers on the Full Moon Mountain were completed dumbfounded.

“Who can tell me what tribulation Student An Lin is experiencing right now?”

“Forget about the fact that he’s attracted Golden Void Lightning in a Soul Formation tribulation, why the f*ck is this Golden Void Lightning able to take on the form of a living creature?”

“The gods are trying to blight him!”

“Did Student An Lin destroy the world in his past life?”

“I think we should all retreat a bit further…”

…

Dark clouds surged in the sky, shrouding heaven and earth in darkness.

However, the golden Kirin in the sky lit up heaven and earth with its dazzling golden light.

The devastating power imbued within the lightning triggered an involuntary urge within its onlookers to bow down to its peerless might.

Many more people gathered around the Full Moon Mountain. These were the students that couldn’t resist the urge and ditched their classes to see this spectacle for themselves. They only had to glance up at the golden Kirin in the sky before their footsteps involuntarily halted.

An Lin’s breathing began to accelerate. Just looking up at the golden Kirin caused his body to trembled uncontrollably with fear.

He couldn’t imagine what it would be like when this golden Kirin descended upon him.

Right at this moment, the golden Kirin suddenly arched its body and lowered its head as a preparatory gesture to pounce on An Lin.

The lightning tribulation was about to strike!

All the spectating students and teachers forgot how to breathe as their hearts leaped up to their throats.

An Lin gritted his teeth. He couldn’t back down now, even if the gods were trying to blight him, he had to stand his ground!

“So what if this lightning tribulation is using hacks, it’s not like I haven’t seen hacks before!” he muttered to himself in an attempt to calm his nerves.

Right at this moment, a thought suddenly occurred to him.

Hacks? Could he use a hack of his own?

The golden Kirin descended as if was an ambassador of divine retribution. Golden light instantly lit up heaven and earth to become seemingly the only color in existence! The sound of crashing thunder was even more earth-shattering, and the soundwaves exploded forth in a radius of over ten kilometers.

Everyone felt like they had been simultaneously blinded and deafened by the descent of the golden Kirin.

“This golden lightning is so terrifying, is Classmate An Lin ok?”

“Holy f*ck, I’m about to go blind!”

The vast majority of the students were forced to close their eyes in the face of the brilliant golden light.

“It’s ok, it’ll pass soon.”

“That’s right, the Golden Void Lightning only descends for an instant, we can open our eyes now.” An experienced student recognized this type of lightning and offered up his expertise.

Everyone opened their eyes and were greeted by another blinding flash of golden light…

“F*ck, I think I’m blind!!”

A bunch of students yelled as they closed their eyes again with tears streaming down their faces.

“Who said we could open our eyes? Own up to your crime now and I promise to spare your life!”

“No, there’s something wrong with this lightning.”

“That’s true, it’s become deathly quiet since the clap of thunder!”

“I think it’s because we’re all deaf…”

…

At this moment, many of the powerful teachers were staring at the source of the golden light with shock on their faces.

Even Vice-Principal Yu Hua had his eyes wide open as if he had seen a ghost.

The golden Kirin had already descended upon An Lin with a ferocious expression and boundless might running through its body.

However, An Lin had a finger pointed directly at the golden Kirin.

They two of them both maintained their respective positions in a bizarre still image.

The golden light radiating from the Kirin created a stark contrast against the canvas of dark clouds above. The two colors combined to create a spectacular scene that had all the teachers looking on in amazement.

An Lin was completely rooted to the spot. He didn’t think that his Lightning Manipulation Technique could manipulate even tribulation lightning!

“Hahahaha…” An Lin suddenly began to cackle loudly as if he was deranged. “Come on then, strike me down! So what if you transform into a Kirin, I’ll just have to manipulate a Kirin then!”

His voice reverberated throughout heaven and earth as everyone slowly came to their senses.

An Lin knew that he needed to come into contact with the tribulation lightning to complete his progression to Soul Formation Stage. But he could try to do this in a more gradual way through the use of his Lightning Manipulation Technique!

“Come one, come on, slowly now…”

An Lin continued to point his finger at the Kirin, and it descended slowly like an obedient little animal, only stopping about a foot away from An Lin.

An Lin could feel the insane power imbued within the Kirin, and he couldn’t help but swallow nervously.

He extended his right hand slowly toward the Kirin before initiating contact.

Boom!

Terrifying power instantly shot through An Lin’s body. The power coursed through his meridians and refined his body as well as tempering his Beast Core. The Beast Core began to revolve at high speed from the power of the Golden Void Lightning, and it began to radiate powerful golden light as well as scorching heat, making it appear as if it were a miniature sun.

An Lin suddenly wailed in anguish. “Ow, that hurts, be gentler!”

The gold Kirin obediently retreated slightly at his anguished yell.

“Hey, don’t go too far back, come a bit closer, but just be a bit more gentle…

“Yes! That’s great!

“Yeah… Keep that up!

“Oh… That’s nice…”

…

All the students were finally able to reopen their eyes, but the scene that greeted them had them completely in shock.

All the teachers were also filled with incredulity. They felt like they could no longer understand this world.

Earth Immortal Ming Yuan’s body trembled slightly as his breathing accelerated and a scorching heat appeared in his eyes. “That’s it, that’s what I was waiting for, hahaha… Student An Lin has always managed to create miracles for me to observe!”

“Do you know why the tribulation lightning would behave like this, or in other words, do you know how An Lin was able to make the tribulation lightning behave like this?” Earth Immortal Ming Yuan turned to the beautiful woman beside him.

Earth Immortal Yue Ying responded with curiosity in her eyes. “Why?”

Earth Immortal Ming Yuan was dancing with excitement. “Hahaha! Because this is all fate! Everything is pre-ordained by fate! Do you understand, huh?”

Earth Immortal Yue Ying: “…”

An Lin’s friends finally heaved a sigh of relief after witnessing the scenes unfolding in front of their eyes. They were in complete and utter shock, but… It looked like An Lin was safe… right?

Thus, the golden Kirin which had descended upon heaven and earth with boundless might was now acting like an obedient beast pet. The devastating tribulation lightning that had threatened to wipe away An Lin’s existence mere moments ago was now doing its best to cooperate with An Lin’s every demand…