I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

All the surrounding team members were extremely shocked to hear An Mingchuan’s words.

How could he say something so blatantly cocky without blushing?!

Then, something even more ridiculous happened.

Cheng Ying hesitated for a moment and nodded in agreement. “Alright, if Mr. An Lin is coming, then I won’t call for reinforcements.”

All the team members turned to look at their team leader in shock.

Did that major general Cheng Ying actually believed in An Lin’s bluff?!

Cheng Ying was different from everyone else in that he had a lot more data and knowledge on An Lin.

Thus, he had a basis to believe that An Lin would be able to wipe out any of their potential enemies. After all, he was probably more powerful than any other reinforcements he could call on!

Lu Xue sidled up to An Mingchuan with a curious expression. “Big Brother An, just who is your son?”

An Mingchuan smiled lightly with a faint sense of pride on his face. “I can’t tell you who he is, but what I can tell you is that this Blue Frost Sword was given to me by my son.”

“What?! But this is a spirit tool!”

Lu Xue gasped in incredulity with her eyes open wide.

Spirit tools were the equivalent of godly weapons in the Hua Nation’s cultivation society. Not even Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators were able to obtain one, let alone a cultivator at Dao Body Stage. Such a precious object was just gifted by An Lin to his father like it was nothing, just how rich was he?

“Your son is awesome!” Lu Xue praised after taking a moment to regain her composure.

“He’s OK, perhaps only a little stronger than average,” An Mingchuan replied lightly.

Lu Xue: “…”

Cheng Ying spoke again at this moment, “The vital energy abnormalities observed on Changbai Mountain, coupled with the fact that the Spiritual Energy of Heaven and Earth is flowing toward the mountain ranges all indicate to a mass outbreak of demons soon.”

“This infected village is most likely the place where the Zombie King is refining zombie servants for itself. It’s just that the zombie servants didn’t have a chance to mature before we killed them. As such, the Zombie King will most likely fly into a fit of rage and return to this location. So it’s in our best interest to find a place to hide before Mr. An Lin gets here.”

Everyone nodded in agreement. They didn’t really have many high expectations for An Lin, and they certainly wouldn’t wait like sitting ducks in the open for the Zombie King to appear and slaughter them all.

However, a cloud of black mist suddenly enshrouded everyone just as Cheng Ying concluded his sentence.

A seductive chuckle rang out around them. “Hehehe… First, you ruin my pets, then you want to play hide-and-seek, you guys sure know how to play hard to get…”

Boom!

An extremely powerful aura descended from afar, giving everyone a sense of asphyxiation.

“Be careful, everyone! Huddle into a circle first and make sure you don’t come into contact with the black mist, it’s a mist of zombie poison!” Cheng Ying yelled as he pulled out a crimson saber and looked ahead with a grim expression.

“Hehe… Stop resisting, be good boys and girls and become my pets, I can give you a quick and painless death if you surrender now…”

A woman strode through the black mist, chuckling all the while.

Her features were extremely seductive, with a head of waist-length black hair. Her upper body was completely nude, exposing a pair of huge, plump breasts. She wore a mini-skirt woven from grass, leaving her slender long legs out in the open.

Everyone felt a chill running down their spines as they looked at the explosive, supple figure of the woman in front of them. Her skin had hints of black peeking through the white and a dense aura of death emanated from her body, making even breathing a difficult task.

Two men with golden skin stood behind her with lifeless eyes, giving off the appearance of a couple of mechanical puppets.

Cheng Ying could sense from the woman’s boundless aura that he was no match for her in battle. However, he still stood with a resolute expression in front of his team members.

He held up his saber as he spoke with a fierce expression, “Be on your guard, leave the Zombie King to me!”

“Hehehe… What a cute human, that’s a nice expression there.” The long-haired woman clutched her smooth stomach and chuckled. “But who told you I am a Zombie King.”

The woman’s eyes suddenly became entirely pitch black.

Immediately afterward, a violent surge of might crushed down with mountainous force upon everyone.

An abhorrent cesspool of wailing ghosts, frenetic zombies, and black zombie dragons appeared in a fifty feet radius around her body.

“This is… a domain!?” Cheng Ying’s body trembled as his calm and collected facade finally cracked.

“Domain? Could this be a legendary Soul Formation Stage zombie…”

“It’s over, this is a Zombie Goddess!”

“What kind of terrible luck is this? To be able to encounter a Soul Formation Stage enemy on a mission like this!”

“There really is no hope for escape now…”

Despair surfaced on each of the team members’ faces as they looked at the domain unleashed by the woman and experienced the overwhelmingly powerful aura emanating from her body.

All the blood had drained from Lu Xue’s face. She had never encountered such a powerful foe in the past; all she could do now was to stand rooted to the spot, completely at a loss for what to do.

“So this is Soul Formation Stage?”

An Mingchuan gripped his Blue Frost Sword tightly as he looked at the woman in front of him with a grim expression. His body began to tremble uncontrollably; this was an instinctual reaction triggered by their vast disparity in power.

“Hehe, don’t be nervous, my dear playthings, I’ll be very gentle.” A wicked smile appeared on the woman’s face as her gaze danced through each of the team members.

In the end, her gaze rested on An Mingchuan’s longsword as a peculiar expression appeared on her face.

“Oh, that looks good, it appears I’ll be making some serious profit with this trip.

“Go, grab that longsword for me!”

The two golden-skinned zombie puppets suddenly sprang into action and pounced toward An Mingchuan at the Zombie Goddess’s command.

“Don’t you dare touch Mingchuan!”

Cheng Ying wielded his crimson saber and stood in front of An Mingchuan as he slashed toward the golden puppets.

The two golden puppets didn’t even bother dodging. Instead, they each sent a fist flying toward the crimson saber.

The crimson saber collided with the two puppets’ fists with scorching energy, and a terrifying blast of energy exploded forth, forming a crater with a radius of thirty feet around them.

Cheng Ying was knocked back a few steps by the force of the collision, and he couldn’t help but spit out a mouthful of blood.

The two golden puppets remained in the same spot and didn’t appear to have suffered any damage aside from a faint white mark on each of their fists.

Thus, the disparity in power could be clearly seen.

“Impossible…” Cheng Ying didn’t think that even the puppets refined by the Zombie Goddess were stronger than himself.

How was he supposed to fight this battle?

“Why are you guys so slow? I have to do everything myself, don’t I?”

The Zombie Goddess licked her supple lips with her pink tongue, and the black mist around her transformed into two black zombie dragons which charged toward An Mingchuan with unstoppable force.

The black dragons were each imbued with boundless destructive and deathly power. The ground below their trajectory was all corroded into black sludge, and the air around them became viscous and dark, striking despair into everyone’s hearts.

The Zombie Goddess smiled lightly. This technique was so powerful that even Cheng Ying would be insta-killed if he were to try to take it head-on.

Some of the team members had already collapsed to the ground in fear at the sight of the black dragons charging toward them.

However, An Mingchuan still stood resolutely in the face of his powerful foe. Although he was nervous, he was not in despair as he knew he hadn’t lost yet!

“How dare you attack my father? I’ll kill you!”

An enraged yell pierced through the black mist and erupted in everyone’s ears.

A fist projection intertwined with golden lightning then descended from the sky and smashed the seemingly-unstoppable black dragons into pieces.

“Wind Monarch Gust! Woof!”

A blast of terrifying gale-force winds crashed toward the Zombie Goddess, who was taken very much by surprise. Immediately following this, a huge white figure charged toward the Zombie Goddess and pierced through her domain before pinning her to the ground.

Two giant white paws pinned down her wrists while a huge white bum sat on the woman’s smooth flat stomach.

All the team members, including Cheng Ying, all gasped with incredulity.

The seemingly-invincible Zombie Goddess had been pinned down by a huge white dog in a raunchy pose.

An Mingchuan stared blankly at the figure on top of the giant dog and felt a strong sense of security.

His son had grown up…

Everyone didn’t even have a chance to heave a sigh of relief before a mishap suddenly struck.

The huge white dog flew into the air with blood spurting from its face as if it had been heavily injured.

All the team members immediately tensed up with anticipation; they knew that the Zombie Goddess had initiated her counterattack.

They then heard a shocked yell.

“Holy f*ck! Big Brother An, this chick isn’t wearing any clothes!

“So sexy! Woof!”

Everyone: “…”