I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin turned his attention toward the ruins behind the Battling Buddha.

These ruins were enshrouded in a vast expanse of clouds and mist as well as an extremely powerful restriction. From the outside, one could only see a dark shadow within the clouds and mist. It was an extremely vast shadow with no end in sight, and the only visible thing was the particularly eye-catching gate of light.

The restriction around these ruins had transcended beyond the Dao Integration Stage, which was why the only entrance to this place was the gate of light behind the Battling Buddha.

“I think this could quite possibly be the place where the Spirit Patriarch has been buried!” the Battling Buddha speculated with an excited expression.

Everyone’s expression became a little strange upon hearing this.

“Is there something wrong?” The Battling Buddha could sense the hint of awkwardness that had suddenly crept into the atmosphere.

“Well… I’ve actually already taken the Spirit Patriarch Palace,” An Lin explained.

The Battling Buddha: “…”

“B… but these ruins are still of quite a high caliber!” The Battling Buddha forced a smile onto his face.

“Alright, let’s go have a look together.” An Lin nodded.

Everyone entered the gate of light.

Little Star was left outside to stand guard.

The space around them transformed.

Everyone arrived in a strange place.

There was a bright and beautiful sun hanging in the sky along with blue sky and white clouds.

A set of undulating grasslands lay before them with extremely lush grass and all types of flowers. A gentle breeze blew past, carrying with it the refreshing scent of nature, making everyone instantly feel more at ease.

Everyone was dumbstruck upon seeing this. They felt like they had transmigrated.

This was not something you would expect to see in a set of ruins!

An Lin unleashed his God of Creation Stage divine sense to survey their environment and arrived at the conclusion that everything here was real, including the sky and the sun.

“This is a Small World,” An Lin mused.

Everyone was enlightened upon hearing this. So that gate was a gate to another world?

Right at this moment, a little white rabbit skipped over from afar, covering a distance of several kilometers with each skip, indicating that this was clearly no ordinary rabbit.

Boom!

The earth tremored violently.

A white rabbit over six meters tall crashed down upon the ground before appraising An Lin and the others with its pink eyes and speaking in an extremely crisp voice, “Welcome to the Small World of the Spirit Tribe’s Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo. I am your guide, Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit, is there something I can help you with?”

“Bite You To Death If You Don’t Cooperate Rabbit?” Liu Qianhuan doubled over with laughter upon hearing this name.

“The Spirit Tribe’s Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo? Who’s that?” The Battling Buddha was perplexed.

Was there such a powerful being in the Void Spirit Tribe?

However, An Lin’s heart jolted upon hearing this as he recalled from the information detailed on the scroll that there was supposed to be a certain Spirit Tribe monarch who participated in the plan to kill the Spirit Patriarch. Could it be this Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo?

The little white rabbit stuck its paws into its furry stomach and instantly drew two pristine, white swords as its eyes narrowed. “What are you all doing here if you don’t know anything?”

“We’re here to find some stuff,” An Lin replied.

“What are you looking for?” the rabbit asked with a cautious expression.

“Anything of value.” An Lin shrugged as he said, “And then we’ll take it all away.”

The little white rabbit: “…”

Everyone: “…”

“What the f*ck?! Isn’t that robbery?! You’re trying to rob Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo’s Small World?!” The little white rabbit instantly exploded with rage and plunged its swords toward An Lin!

Slap! Slap!

An Lin shattered the little white rabbit’s swords with his bare hands.

“Ow!” The little white rabbit was knocked back by the force of his slaps and rolled along the ground several times before arresting its momentum.

“We’re here to take, not to rob. Don’t falsely accuse people of things.” An Lin scoffed before rising into the air and flying into the distance atop his brick.

Everyone else followed along behind him.

“World guardians, what are you all waiting for? Hurry up and kill these robbers!” the rabbit yelled in an urgent voice as it held onto its shattered swords.

Rumble…

The earth began to tremor.

Four powerful spirit bodies emerged from beneath the grasslands before pouncing toward An Lin.

“Hahaha… Today, we feast!”

“To think there are cocky b*stards who would dare to trespass on Heavenly Monarch Bei Luo’s Small World. Let me teach you a lesson in humility!”

“Idiots like you should all die!”

“Weaklings should rest beneath the soil.”

The twisted, sinister spirit bodies rushed toward An Lin and the others.

An Lin’s eyes suddenly turned golden as an unfathomable sense of divine might erupted forth.

Great Divine Might Technique!

Golden ripples enshrouded the four spirit bodies, upon which all of them came to an abrupt halt. Their expressions were then filled with shock and horror as they sprawled onto the ground, trembling uncontrollably, as if they were being confronted by an extremely terrifying being.

“Please spare me!”

“Please don’t kill us!”

“Forgive me for failing to recognize your greatness!”

All of the spirit bodies sobbed and begged for their lives.

The little white rabbit in the distance was dumbstruck upon seeing this. “You’re the guardians of this Small World, have a bit more backbone!”

The spirit bodies completely ignored the little white rabbit and continued to beg for their lives. Even after An Lin and the others had departed, they were still lying sprawled on the ground, unable to raise their heads.

The little white rabbit’s eyes turned bloodshot from rage. “Useless! You’re all useless!”

An Lin was also of the same opinion. “There’s a restriction around this place that transcends beyond the Dao Integration Stage, but why are the guardians in here so pitifully weak?”

The Battling Buddha was also quite perplexed. “Perhaps… perhaps they value peace and harmony in this world? Maybe that’s why they left a few docile and adorable little animals here as guardians?”

“Docile and adorable? You call those hideous monsters docile and adorable?” An Lin was astonished.

Son Goku scratched his head. “They were pretty adorable when they were begging for their lives.”

An Lin: “…”

The Small World did not have a huge land mass and was only about twenty percent of the size of the Hua Nation.

An Lin and the others quickly made a tour of this Small World to find that one half of it was a set of grasslands, while the other half was covered in forests as well as a few lakes, rivers, and hills.

There weren’t that many animals either, mostly consisting of creatures like rabbits, sheep, squirrels, and kangaroos. The most ferocious creatures here were a type of unicorns, but those were only at about the second-stage Dao Body power level…

“So… what did we even come here for?”

An Lin spoke with a dark expression after making a tour of this world.

Xu Xiaolan closed her eyes and took a deep breath of the pure and refreshing air here. “Let’s just treat it like a vacation.”

“You sure know how to relax, Xiaolan.” Liu Qianhuan grinned.

Black Spirit Snake raised her massive sword. “How about we split this world in half and see if there’s anything good inside?”

“No! It’s very likely that doing that will incur backlash from this Small World, which means we will be attacked by a God of Creation Stage power!” White Spirit Snake exclaimed in a panicked voice.

An Lin had already given up on looking for treasures and was just treating this like a vacation with Xu Xiaolan.

They ran on the grasslands, basked under the sun, and captured a few super adorable little rabbits before cooking them into spicy rabbit meat in the frying pan.