I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

In order to save as many people as possible, An Lin ended up killing everyone and was forced to endure the unspeakable pain of being ravaged by countless vengeful spirits as a result.

The Heavenly Lightning God had told him that it was best to just go with the flow and save neither side…

No matter which side he chose to save, he would be blamed by the other side for choosing to abandon them.

Even though these were very harsh words, they did hold a grain of truth and wisdom.

No matter what An Lin chose, it was going to be wrong. No matter what he did, he would be responsible for the deaths of countless living beings…

“Why? Why do I have to endure all this?!” An Lin looked up at the sky with rage and frustration. Tears of despair and indignation began to flow down his face.

Feng Wuya stared up at An Lin with a blank expression. “Do you want to kill me that badly?”

He thought that An Lin had been forced to the point of tears as he wanted to kill him, but simply couldn’t for the sake of this world.

An Lin was caught in the biggest dilemma he had ever experienced. He didn’t want to witness the destruction of the Tai Chu Continent, nor did he want the Divine Source Continent to be destroyed. He had to think of a way to save them both!

Just as he was on the brink of mental breakdown, the Evil-Slaying Sword on his back suddenly lit up.

A cold and tender voice sounded, “Oi, idiot, it’s just the mending of the sky! Have you forgotten how I mended the sky in the Ancient Tai Chu Dragon Realm?”

An Lin shuddered upon hearing this before ecstasy appeared on his face. “Little Xie, you’re saying you can mend the sky here?”

“The sky of the Divine Source Continent only had a hole crashed into it through brute force. It’s not like the Heavenly Dao has crumbled here, so why wouldn’t I be able to mend it?” Little Xie spoke with a voice that was brimming with confidence.

“What are you guys talking about?” Feng Wuya’s eyes widened.

“I’m going to save both the Divine Source Continent and the Tai Chu Continent!” An Lin laughed like a madman.

Feng Wuya: “What?”

Splat.

A sword was stabbed into Feng Wuya’s chest.

Feng Wuya: “???”

His eyes widened as he stared down at the sword protruding from his chest with incredulity etched on his face.

“D… don’t you want to live?”

Feng Wuya roared at An Lin with all his might.

It had never even occurred to him that An Lin would choose to kill him in the end.

If he died, who was going to save the Divine Source Continent?

“I forgot to tell you that my sword spirit can mend the sky too, so I don’t need you anymore. Furthermore,” An Lin pointed at the blue barrier around the Immortal Slaying Platform and said, “I’ve used up all my power and can’t break through the Immortal Slaying Platform’s formation. As such, I won’t be able to get out of here unless I kill you.”

Feng Wuya: “…”

That made a lot of sense.

“Any last words?” An Lin asked.

As the first Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure to have fallen by his hands, An Lin decided to give him some special privileges.

Feng Wuya could feel the Evil-Slaying Sword sucking away his life essence, and he knew that this really was the end. A wry smile appeared on his face. “People only know about how bloodthirsty and cruel I am, but they don’t know how much I’ve sacrificed for this world…”

“Are you trying to fulfill your dream of becoming a standup comedian before you die?” An Lin’s lips twitched.

“…” Feng Wuya sighed. “Did you know that even the heart of the heavens has a type? It is imbued with the power of yin and represents the darkness of the world. It’s also because of this that it can resonate with my heaven and earth black lotus, thereby allowing me to borrow its power. However, even though I was able to use its power, it was not without its side-effects. My power of yang has been restricted and engulfed by the heart of the heavens… cough cough…”

Feng Wuya coughed up another few mouthfuls of blood as he spoke, and his aura became extremely feeble.

“So?” An Lin asked.

He simply couldn’t understand what Feng Wuya was trying to say. Why was he spouting all of this nonsense as his last words?

“Don’t you know… where a human, especially a man’s power of yang converges? It’s my d*ck!!!” An expression of grief and indignation appeared on Feng Wuya’s face. “I’m not actually impotent, it’s just because my d*ck was restricted by the heart of the heavens!”

An Lin was astonished.

Feng Wuya was now waving his hands and arms in an animated fashion as he spoke, as if he was so worked up that he had returned from the brink of death. “In order to prevent the continent from being destroyed, I lost my dignity as a man! If it weren’t for me sacrificing everything I had, you wouldn’t even have this chance to battle me as you would’ve been destroyed along with this continent long ago!”

“Alright, I understand.” An Lin massaged his brows and said, “I’ll make it clear to everyone that you became impotent for the sake of this continent.”

“I’m not impotent! I was just restricted! Cough cough…” Feng Wuya coughed up a few more mouthfuls of blood in his urgency.

“I’m actually still curious about one thing. You can’t even get it up anyway, so why do you still insist on owning such a massive harem of beauties?” An Lin was perplexed.

“Hehe…” A meaningful smile appeared on his face. “Why should other people be able to mount those beauties when I can’t? I refuse to give them the chance to do something that I can’t!”

An Lin’s mouth gaped open in shock again.

At this moment, a dazzling divine light imbued with the power of great destruction erupted from the Evil-Slaying Sword, instantly annihilating Feng Wuya’s body into nonexistence!

“How disgusting,” Little Xie spat in a cold voice.

Before An Lin could do anything, Little Xie had landed the killing blow, clearly unable to bear listening to any more of this.

An Lin heaved a forlorn sigh upon seeing this. These last words were the weirdest ones he had ever heard. However, seeing as Feng Wuya insisted on clearing up the rumor about his impotence, An Lin would try and spread the truth in order to fulfill his dying wish.

An invisible power seemed to have floated into the sky.

The blue barrier around the Immortal Slaying Platform disappeared.

Black lotus flower petals suddenly began to flutter down from the sky in a radius of over a thousand kilometers, creating a beautiful yet saddening sight to behold. At the same time, extremely rich vital energy surged through the air, giving all of the spectating cultivators a boost in their cultivation bases. Some of them had even attained enlightenment from observing the intent realm.

The fall of a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure was mourned by the entire heaven and earth.

Immortal King Feng Wuya really was dead this time. Even though the vast majority of the cultivators here were looking forward to his death, they were still struck by a sense of sorrow at the sight of the spectacle taking place around them.

Perhaps these countless flower petals and residual dao intent was the final present he was leaving for everyone in this world…

In the place where Feng Wuya’s body had disappeared.

A crystal appeared in the air, relentlessly transitioning between different forms and states.

An Lin was a little curious and reached toward the crystal, only for his hand to pass through it as if there were nothing there.

“Hmm? What’s going on?”

He was a little perplexed and tried again a few times, all to no avail.

“Hmph! So it refused to accept me?” An Lin harrumphed coldly.

It had even accepted that impotent Feng Wuya, but it refused to accept him?

Wait… Feng Wuya only became impotent after the Heavenly Dao fragment had accepted him, right?

An Lin was struck by a sense of horror and retreated back a couple of steps before heaving a sigh of relief with fear lingering in his heart.

“Thank God the Heavenly Dao fragment didn’t accept me! What if it did and I became impotent as a result?” An Lin shuddered at this very thought.

So be it, he could just let Brother Yi Xi retrieve the Heavenly Dao fragment…

He was the master anyway, so his disciple should be taking on tasks like this in his stead!