I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xuanyuan Cheng, and Su Qianyun all faltered in their footsteps upon hearing this.

All of them turned to look at Wang Xianyu.

A grin appeared on Wang Xianyu’s face as he blew another bubble—You’re all students of The United University of Cultivation who are above the Soul Formation Stage. In all honesty, I am extremely surprised!

The whale continued to blow bubbles—In particular, among the four of you, there is a Return to Void Stage student and a Soul Formation Stage student who is even more terrifying than Return to Void Stage mighty figures!

An Lin and the others were all dumbstruck to hear this.

Had their principal been living under a rock?

An Lin’s bad*ssery and Xu Xiaolan’s freakish cultivation base progression had been common knowledge for a long time. How had the principal not known about this beforehand?

Even though this was what all four of them were thinking, they still strove to maintain smiles on their faces.

An Lin joined his hands in a smiling salute. “You’re far too kind, Principal Wang.”

The whale blew another bubble—You’re all very outstanding. Are you interested at all in becoming teachers of this university after you graduate? If you find it too troublesome, you don’t have to teach regular classes. You can just hold a large lecture from time to time!

An Lin and the others were dumbstruck again upon seeing this.

The principal had asked for them to stay behind so that he could try and hire them!?

Vice-Principal Yu Hua finally interjected, “Forget about it, Principal Wang! An Lin is the sect leader of the Four Nine Immortal Sect, how could he possibly come to our school and become a teacher here? All of the other three students also hold important positions in the Four Nine Immortal Sect, so they most likely wouldn’t agree either.”

Wang Xianyu cocked his head to the side and blew a bubble—Four Nine Immortal Sect? What sect is that?

Everyone was astonished again. This Principal Wang really had been living under a rock!

The Four Nine Immortal Sect was renowned across the entire Kingdom of the Nine States!

The Celestial Thearch elaborated with a smile, “You really should just forget about it, Mr. Wang Xianyu. The Four Nine Immortal Sect is a first-rate immortal sect comparable to the Nine Imperials. An Lin and the other three students are all founders, so there’s no way they’ll come to the university and become teachers here.”

Wang Xianyu understood this time, and his gargantuan body shuddered with shock.

His massive eyes widened as he frantically blew bubbles—Are these really students from our United University of Cultivation? Our teachers taught such outstanding students? My God, that’s unbelievable! The roles should be reversed!

The Celestial Thearch: “…”

Vice-Principal Yu Hua spoke with a dark expression, “Principal, please exercise caution with your words.”

An Lin and the others were astonished again. Not only was this principal extremely irresponsible and barely ever showed up at the school, but he was also openly mocking the school’s teachers! What kind of principal was this?!

The Celestial Thearch massaged his brows as he said, “Let’s not talk about that for now, Wang Xianyu. Let’s talk about you. How did you end up like this?”

“That’s a long story…”

The four-legged whale looked up into the sky with a disconsolate expression.

Everyone turned to look at the whale monster to discover that two rows of tears were spilling out from the whale monster’s eyes. From An Lin’s perspective, it looked like two massive waterfalls!

He was crying rivers of grief!

The Celestial Thearch was given a fright and immediately exclaimed, “Please calm down, Mr. Wang Xianyu! If the story is too sad, you can abbreviate it!”

The four-legged whale blew a sad bubble—Then I’ll keep it short.

He continued to blow bubbles—When I was traveling through the worlds, I encountered the mythological beast Kun Peng, and we had a physical altercation due to some circumstances at that time.

An Lin was instantly reminded of the statue that he had seen on the Sun Tree upon hearing this. At that time, he had even received the blessings and core inheritance of the Mythological Beast Kun Peng in the form of the Kun Peng Travel technique.

The four-legged whale continued to blow sad bubbles—Mythological Beast Kun Peng isn’t actually powerful enough to defeat me, but when it fled after sustaining severe injuries, it unleashed a “Kun Peng Morphy” curse on me.

Everyone’s lips twitched as they stared at the four-legged whale with speechless expressions.

Kung Peng Morph? Was that really a legitimate curse technique?

Wang Xianyu’s eyes were downcast as he continued to blow bubbles—This curse technique is extremely troublesome. It is a bloodline curse technique that can fuse into my bloodline and gradually transform my body into that of a Kun Peng, which means that if I don’t receive treatment in time, I will become a fish!

An Lin stroked his chin. “Isn’t it pretty good to become a Kun Peng? Mythological Beast Kun Peng’s bloodline is super awesome! You’ve struck a gold mine!”

“Ptui!”

The four-legged whale launched a saliva cannon at An Lin!

An Lin’s expression shifted drastically. He didn’t have time to activate his Fire God Mode, so he could only pull out his Chaotic Alloy Brick as a shield right before he was struck by a wave of boundless force.

Boom!

When the saliva bomb exploded, An Lin was knocked back over ten thousand meters along with his brick!

Xu Xiaolan heaved a faint sigh. “An Lin, can’t you just keep quiet? You know that the principal can only spit out globules of saliva now, and you still insist on saying something so insensitive…”

“Ptui!”

The four-legged whale blasted a saliva bomb at Xu Xiaolan as well!

The terrifying saliva bomb had Xu Xiaolan’s expression shifting drastically, and she immediately unleashed her True Dragon Wall as well as wings materialized from the Holy Vermilion Flame to protect herself.

Boom!

The saliva bomb exploded, and Xu Xiaolan was knocked back over ten thousand meters!

Vice-Principal Yu Hua and the Celestial Thearch: “…”

Su Qianyun and Xuanyuan Cheng were too scared to speak.

“Has Classmate Xiaolan caught Classmate An Lin’s contagious disease? To think that she would be so insensitive to the principal…” Su Qianyun whispered in hushed tones.

“It’s definitely Classmate An Lin’s fault! Classmate Xiaolan used to be so adorable! She would have never delivered such a scathing remark in the past!” Xuanyuan Cheng also whispered his opinion on the matter.

The four-legged whale continued to blow sad bubbles—I used to be envious of fish. Envious that they could live freely without a care in the world, envious that they could swim through the vast ocean and explore sights that I’ve never seen before. But when I’m actually about to become a fish myself, I realize just how much of a tragedy it actually is.

Wang Xianyu shook his gargantuan body, as well as his short and stubby legs, before sighing—I can’t speak, and I can’t revert back to my human form. I’m going to slowly fall into the abyss and become a Kun Peng in the end…

Who can understand my despair? Perhaps after I become a Kun Peng, that Kun Peng can come to me and make me concede to it with its superior bloodline… I would rather die than have that happen!

Wang Xianyu blew one heartfelt bubble after another.

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan had both returned, and sympathetic expressions appeared on their faces.

The Celestial Thearch made a small slit on the four-legged whale’s skin before extracting a drop of blood. A divine light flashed through his eyes, and he pondered to himself for a moment before speaking, “A curse technique unleashed by a mythological beast is indeed extraordinary. Even I am unable to dispel the power of the curse through brute force alone.”

An expression of disappointment appeared on Wang Xianyu’s face.

At this moment, the Celestial Thearch extended two fingers. “There are two solutions I can offer. The first one is for you to disable your own bloodline before forging your bloodline power anew. Of course, this would result in a severely detrimental effect on your cultivation base, and in the worst-case scenario, even your dao foundation could be damaged.”

Wang Xianyu immediately shook his huge head vigorously.

The Celestial Thearch continued with a smile, “Then use the second method. Find a mighty figure that can refine a high-rank bloodline differentiation divine pill so that you can separate your own bloodline from Kun Peng’s bloodline!”

Wang Xianyu faltered upon hearing this, and his eyes lit up initially before becoming downcast again—But high-rank divine pills are so expensive. I have no money!

His eyes then lit up as he turned toward the Celestial Thearch.

However, before he even had a chance to blow a bubble.

“Hahaha… I suddenly remembered that I have to sort out some matters surrounding the Heavenly Peach Banquet. I’ll be taking my leave now, Mr. Wang Xianyu!”

The Celestial Thearch tore open a spatial rift as he spoke before disappearing into it.

Everyone fell silent.

A cold, desolate breeze blew past…

Wang Xianyu then turned to look at Vice-Principal Yu Hua.

Vice-Principal Yu Hua shuddered. “Principal, you know how poor I am…”

Wang Xianyu then turned toward An Lin and the others with a miserable expression.

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xuanyuan Cheng, Su Qianyun: “…”