I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

This black monster’s sudden arrival had alerted the entire university.

Classes hadn’t begun for the day yet, but many of the students and teachers were quite curious, so they began to approach the monster to see what it was.

“My God… It’s so big! Is that a fish?”

Some of the students were already speculating as they looked at the monster from afar.

This was an accurate description. Ignoring the four short, stubby legs and the sausage-like, sexy lips, the monster looked exactly like a gargantuan, black whale.

The whale was over ten kilometers in length, and it looked like an undulating mountain range.

“Students, please keep a safe distance!” Some of the teachers were already urging the students to fall back.

However, tens of thousands of students were converging toward the scene at once, so there were inevitably a large number of students that didn’t hear what these teachers were saying and continued to draw closer.

The creature was able to pass through the schoolyard’s spell formation and land unscathed on a plot of empty land in the school, so it couldn’t be an enemy, right?

“Waah…” The four-legged whale monster suddenly let loose a low cry as black ripples proliferated forth, sweeping up howling winds within a radius of over fifty kilometers. The aura that it emitted created a vast circle of light that enshrouded an area over ten kilometers in radius.

All of the students that entered this black circle of light would collapse to the ground and tremble uncontrollably, unable to walk any further.

“What a terrifying and oppressive force!”

“Waah… Save me, teachers!”

Some of the students cried for help as they trembled within the circle of light.

All of the Soul Formation Stage teachers were also enshrouded by the terrifying aura after approaching within a kilometer distance of the whale, upon which they were also struck by the sense of oppressive power and plummeted from the sky.

“Who are you, and what business do you have trespassing on The United University of Cultivation?” Sword Immortal Ming Yuan flew through the air before facing off against the four-legged whale.

The four-legged whale looked around at the teachers and students that were trembling from fear, and a disdainful sneer appeared on its face.

Sword Immortal Ming Yuan had been ignored, and his lips twitched as he thought about pulling out his sword to engage the whale monster in battle. However, he decided against doing so as he knew that he would be no match for this whale…

Sword Immortal Ming Yuan wasn’t doing anything, but the rest of the students and teachers almost exploded with rage.

They could see the unadulterated disdain on the four-legged whale monster’s face, and all of them flared up with rage.

“What the f*ck?! I feel like I can hear it insulting us!”

“It’s looking at us as if we’re stupid c*nts, so it’s basically insulting us…”

“That’s the expression of disdain! It is the expression of utmost arrogance!”

“How could our university be shamed by some whale monster? Charge for the sake of our university’s pride!”

Countless students rushed toward the four-legged whale monster, only to be immobilized by its terrifying aura after setting foot in the black circle of light.

When the four-legged whale monster looked around at the students rushing toward it, the sneer on its face deepened, as if it was looking down upon all of the students and teachers.

“My God! It’s laughing at us with its eyes!”

“Just looking at it gets my blood boiling! Who can bash this monster for us?!”

“Sigh… Even the teachers are powerless, what can we possibly do?”

Just as all of the students were heaving forlorn sighs, a black brick approached them from a distance.

Some of the students were already yelling, “Look! It’s Senior Student An Lin!”

“It’s God An, and senior students Xu Xiaolan, Xuanyuan Cheng, and Su Qianyun!” The students instantly recognized the new arrivals.

The most eye-catching one among them was obviously the white-robed An Lin, who was standing atop his black brick.

Xu Xiaolan was the second most legendary character in the university, so everyone recognized her as well.

As for Xuanyuan Cheng and Su Qianyun, well, how could one not recognize the most handsome man and most beautiful woman in the entire university?

Thus, the four of them entered the four-legged whale monster’s black circle of light as if there were nothing there.

“Tsk tsk tsk, what a cocky whale.” An Lin shook his head.

“Which mighty figure would be bored enough to come and play at our school?” Xu Xiaolan pursed her lips.

Xuanyuan Cheng looked around with a confused expression. “Where’s Vice-Principal Yu Hua? How can he be absent in a situation like this?”

“Maybe he’s not in the school,” Su Qianyun speculated.

The four of them continued to draw closer to the four-legged whale monster.

As they drew closer and closer, the pressure being exerted on their bodies continued to increase. They felt as if they were facing an impossibly powerful beast, and they were even having trouble breathing at this point.

Su Qianyun and Xuanyuan Cheng stopped about a kilometer away from the four-legged whale monster.

“Student An Lin, Student Xu Xiaolan, you have to be careful to not irk this monster!” Earth Immortal Yue Ying offered words of caution to the two of them.

“Don’t worry, teacher. I’m an expert at taking care of mighty figures like this.” An Lin made an “ok” hand sign with a smile on his face before continuing to approach the four-legged whale monster.

“Look, Senior Student An Lin and Senior Student Xu Xiaolan are getting closer and closer to that whale monster!”

“That’s so awesome! They’re getting even closer than what the teachers are capable of.”

“Haha, as expected of God An! No matter how powerful this beast is, God An will be able to take it down!”

Countless students and teachers all had their eyes trained firmly on the two people in the sky above; some of them were wearing tense expressions, while others looked on with excitement and anticipation.

The sneer on the four-legged whale monster’s face finally receded at the sight of An Lin and Xu Xiaolan, and it followed the two of them with its massive eyes.

“Waah…”

Another low call escaped from its mouth.

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan were struck by a powerful sense of asphyxiation, as if they were being crushed under massive mountains.

“Heh, you want to stop me with a gimmick like this?”

A golden light flashed in An Lin’s eyes. Golden ripples erupted outward before tearing into the black circle of light in a frenzy, causing it to surge and warp unsteadily.

Divine Might Technique!

An Lin was like an invincible War God approaching the four-legged whale monster.

An Lin’s Divine Might Technique swept over Xu Xiaolan’s body, and she was buoyed instead as a result.

It could be seen from this that this flexing technique would not target one’s dao partner. Instead, it had the effect of protecting one’s dao partner instead.

A hint of surprise appeared on the four-legged whale monster’s face as it stared at the two tiny humans approaching it.

Soon, An Lin had arrived before the four-legged whale monster with a curious expression on his face. “Greetings, Senior, what business do you have for visiting The United University of Cultivation?”

The four-legged whale monster didn’t say anything, but it rolled its massive eyes.

All of the students and teachers drew sharp intakes of breath upon seeing this.

What an unadulterated insult!

The simple roll of the eyes perfectly epitomized its disdain and scorn, as if it was regarding An Lin as nothing more than a joke!

Xu Xiaolan: “…”

An Lin immediately flared up with rage as he pointed a finger at the colossal whale. “I’m telling you now that The United University of Cultivation is under my protection! You better not try to do anything out of line here, or I’m going to have to teach you a lesson!”

The four-legged whale monster looked at An Lin with a hint of interest in its eyes.

None of the students nor teachers were able to make it utter a single word, but it finally opened its mouth to An Lin!

“Ahem… Ptui!”

It spat out a huge globule of saliva toward An Lin!