I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

The Moving Heavenly Star Island was the main territory for the Heavenly Turtle Tribe.

Apparently, this was a floating island in the West Sea that drifted according to a set pattern.

There were no living beings from other tribes that had any direct connections with the island, so there was naturally no teleportation spell formation leading to it. In fact, there weren’t even any flight maps that would provide instructions on how to get there.

“Xu Xiaolan said I would naturally understand everything when I get here.” An Lin looked at the boundless ocean and muttered to himself, “So what am I supposed to understand?”

Tina stroked her chin. “Maybe you’re supposed to understand how useless you are?”

An Lin: “…”

“Little Na, you’ve changed,” An Lin murmured with a pained expression.

Little Na wasn’t that warm little jacket anymore. She had learned to hurt him.

The Jade Bone Immortal Bug turned to the northwestern direction before speaking in a faint voice, “Master, I see a very big turtle head in that direction.”

Turtle head?

An Lin was astonished. How big could a turtle head be?

He turned in the Northwestern direction to discover a veil of thin mist in the very far distance.

The faint outlines of a gargantuan turtle head could be seen there.

It would take a special kind of idiot to be unable to make a connection to the Heavenly Turtle Tribe after seeing this turtle head.

No wonder Xu Xiaolan had said that An Lin would understand everything when he arrived. These were very accurate instructions!

“Let’s go.” An Lin immediately led the way toward the turtle head atop his black brick.

Just because the turtle head within the mist was in their field of vision didn’t necessarily mean that they were close to it. The turtle head was absolutely massive and the horizon was very broad and unobstructed here, and these were the main reasons why An Lin was able to see it.

“Wow, Giant An Lin, look over there! What is the black stuff?” Tina pointed in a certain direction with curiosity on her face.

An Lin discovered that under the bright blue ocean, there was an extremely massive black shadow quickly approaching them, giving them a sense of oppressive gloominess, as if a storm was coming.

He stopped on his brick with curiosity in his eyes.

Rumble…

An Lin, countless splashes erupted and tens of thousands of black fish flew toward An Lin like torpedoes before spreading open their mouths to reveal saw-like teeth.

The massive school of countless mutant beasts combined their auras to become extremely powerful.

The knowledgeable and experienced Jade Bone Immortal Bug let loose a cry of surprise before quickly providing commentary, “This is one of the ten most dangerous beasts of the West Sea, the Bone Devouring Fish! Even though they’re quite weak individually, they can unleash extremely fearsome power when attacking in schools!”

She was afraid that if she spoke too slowly, An Lin would destroy this school of mutant beasts before she had a chance to show off her knowledge.

An Lin looked at the tens of thousands of Bone Devouring Fish flying toward him, and he raised his hand before slapping through the air.

Vital energy materialized into a massive hand that slapped into all of the Bone Devouring Fish at once with merciless brutality.

Bam bam bam…!

All of the Bone Devouring Fish instantly exploded from the terrifying force behind An Lin’s massive vital energy palm.

Blood splattered through the air, and it looked like a storm of blood was falling over the sea.

The Jade Bone Immortal Bug heaved a sigh of relief. Thank God she had spoken quickly enough.

Thus, a school of one of the supposedly ten most dangerous beasts of the West Sea was insta-killed.

An Lin had only unleashed one palm to destroy the entire massive school of fish.

Whether creatures were dangerous or not was actually a relative concept. If a Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivator was to encounter this school of fish, they would be in complete despair. Unfortunately for the school of fish, they had encountered An Lin.

Any so-called dangerous creatures were just a joke in the face of absolute strength.

An Lin continued onward. The reason why he didn’t accelerate was so that Tina could broaden her horizons and see what kinds of interesting fishes there were in the sea.

To normal cultivators, the West Sea was a terrifying place fraught with peril

However, to An Lin, this was just a tourist attraction.

“Wow, Giant An Lin, look! That octopus is so big! But it only has three tentacles! Is it a tripus?” Tina’s beautiful eyes widened with excitement.

The massive octopus over a kilometer in length let loose an enraged roar, and all three of its tentacles swatted through the air toward Tina with overwhelming force, as if it was trying to express its displeasure at the stupid name Tina had invented for it.

An Lin immediately unleashed a Mountain Quaking Fist to reduce the massive octopus to mincemeat.

“This is the Demonic Hand Octopus of the West Sea. It dwells within the deep sea and…” The Jade Bone Immortal Bug hadn’t even finished her introduction before the octopus was insta-killed.

Her voice came to a grinding halt, and a sense of frustration welled up in her heart.

“Wow, Sister Little Gu knows so much! You’re so awesome! Continue! I still want to listen!” Tina turned to Little Gu with an adorable smile before thoughtfully giving her a chance to continue her commentary.

The Jade Bone Immortal Bug looked up at the sky with a dejected expression. What was the point of continuing when the monster in question was already dead?

There was no passion anymore.

If a Demon King was going to be slain in a story, the story would definitely have a section before that where it would elaborate just how bad*ss and powerful this Demon King was. Was she supposed to tell everyone about how bad*ss the Demon King was after it had been insta-killed?

Was she f*cking retarded?!

An Lin and the others continued onward, and An Lin put away all of the slain sea monsters into his storage ring as seafood ingredients so that they wouldn’t go to waste.

Thus, they continued like this for tens of thousands of kilometers.

Sea monsters volunteering to become seafood had already filled up five supreme-grade storage rings.

During this process, they had also encountered some highly-intelligent life forms from the Jellyfish Tribe and the Sea Urchin Tribe.

Most of the members of these two tribes were noobs in battle. Aside from a few sea urchin warriors that charged recklessly to their deaths, all of the jellyfish silently avoided An Lin when they got close.

An Lin and his group were like an invincible party, and after flying for a long time, they finally entered the white mist around the turtle head.

“We’re finally close!”

An Lin began to concentrate a bit more. He was finally going to interact with the Heavenly Turtle Tribe, which was one of the ten Realm-Guardian Tribes, and he was quite nervous about it.

At the same time, within the Sea Heart Palace.

A series of heartbroken sobbing could be heard.

A mermaid with a set of flawlessly beautiful features sat on a chair with her blue fishtail spilling off the side of the chair as tears flowed relentlessly down her face.

“Please stop crying, Princess. The dead cannot be resurrected, so it’s no use crying over them,” a mermaid servant persuaded.

“Waah… I’m not crying for that dead bastard, I’m crying about how blind I was for loving a piece of sh*t like him!”

The mermaid that was sobbing was none other than the princess of the Spirit Fish Clan, Lan Xiaoni.

Upon hearing this, the mermaid servant faltered before offering words of consolation, “You weren’t blind, Princess. Young Master Chen Nan was extremely handsome and talented!”

Lan Xiaoni’s sobs faltered as she glowered at the mermaid servant. “So, what you’re saying is… I’m blind for not seeing how good and how exceptional Chen Nan was?”

The mermaid servant was dumbstruck.

Could his words be construed in that way?

Lan Xiaoni was completely enraged. “Guards! Take this stupid fish and execute him!”

Two guards instantly burst through the doors before dragging the mermaid servant out of the room.

“Spare me! That’s now what I meant!

“Princess, please spare me!!”

The mermaid servant made his final struggle as tears streamed down his face.

Lan Xiaoni ignored him and continued to sob into her hands.

The mermaid servant had used his precious life to prove to everyone…

That an enraged woman was completely unreasonable!