I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Hong Dou’s flame diminished as he said with shock and horror, “What do you mean, Brother An Lin? Electrocution therapy or flame therapy? I haven’t been injured, so I don’t need any physical therapy!”

An Lin shook his head. “I feel like there is something wrong with you.”

“There’s nothing wrong with me! What are you saying?” Hong Dou was unconvinced.

A cold sneer appeared on An Lin’s face. “I’m saying there’s something wrong with your brain!”

Hong Dou: “…”

Boom!

Lightning flashed, and Divine Flames surged.

Hong Dou’s bloodcurdling cries erupted as an area within a radius of several hundred meters from him was instantly transformed into a realm of inhumane torture.

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

Yue Dou, who was already far away, turned around to survey the intense battle with a gratified expression. “My grandson sure does share a good relationship with An Lin. They’ve only just met, and they’re already sparring! If only I had such a good sparring partner in my younger days.”

Hong Dou would probably break down in tears if he heard this.

This wasn’t a sparring match! This was a one-sided beating!

How could you be so gratified at the sight of your grandson being tortured like this?!

Three minutes later…

An Lin had vented all of his frustrations and panted heavily as he ceased his attacks.

Hong Dou lay on the ground, riddled with wounds, in an extremely miserable state.

He was feeling extremely dejected. Thinking back to just a few years ago, he had fought on par with An Lin, and they had both ended up in prison as a result. But now, he was nothing but a punching bag for An Lin…

“Hong Dou, do you know what you did wrong?” An Lin looked down upon Hong Dou with a cold smile.

With tears flowing down his face, Hong Dou considered for a moment before his eyes suddenly lit up. “I shouldn’t have mentioned you being cucked by Bai Yao and Xiao Chou. That was very insensitive of me, and it must have hurt you greatly…”

An Lin: “…”

Thump thump thump… bang bang bang… clatter clatter clatter… puff puff puff…

Hong Dou received a second round of pummeling.

Even though An Lin was tired after the first round, for some reason, just the sight of Hong Dou’s face filled him with energy again!

In the end, An Lin vented all of his anger again before explaining the situation to Hong Dou.

Hong Dou was shocked. “So that’s what happened! You should’ve told me earlier instead of pummeling me twice! Are you trying to screw me over?”

An Lin chuckled coldly. “I apologize for overestimating your IQ.”

Hong Dou: “…”

Hong Dou was enraged upon hearing this and was just about to raise his fist when he recalled An Lin’s terrifying power and repressed the urge to do so.

An Lin couldn’t be bothered to deal with Hong Dou anymore. He hurried off to contact the green foxes and clarified the situation to the entire audience. Otherwise, he was going to be known forever as a man who had been cucked by a monkey!

All of the wedding-goers came to a sudden realization upon hearing his explanation. So An Lin hadn’t been cucked!

By the time he finished clarifying the situation, the sun had started to gradually set below the horizon.

Initially, the wedding had been planned to reach its climax at night, where fireworks would light up the entire night sky, and the entire audience would celebrate to their heart’s content…

But now that both the bride and groom had been abducted, it really wasn’t an appropriate situation for fireworks and raucous celebrations anymore.

Thus, all of the living beings gathered interacted with one another and watched some vixens sing and dance until the night was over.

In reality, none of the living beings were all that interested in the performances.

This was because the performance that had been put on during the day was countless times more exciting and unforgettable than these performances of song and dance now…

“I certainly got my money’s worth by coming here!”

“This is not just getting your money’s worth, this is like buy one get ten free!”

“This wedding is more interesting than any fictional story I’ve ever read!”

“For some reason, I really do like Princess Bai Yao and the ugly monkey as a couple.”

“Me too. Not taking into account other matters, just that kiss alone proved to me that what they have is true love.”

“I heard that the ugly monkey is an elder of the Four Nine Immortal Sect and that An Lin had come here solely to help his beast pet. Who would have thought that I would get the opportunity to see the Lord of Transcendence in person here?”

“I thought An Lin had been cucked and I was all worked up for nothing.”

All of the sect representatives gathered together and discussed spiritedly among themselves.

Most of the conversations were centered around Bai Yao and Xiao Chou. After all, this was the story that was most shocking to everyone. It was like the story of beauty and the beast, and there were many points to be explored.

As for Lan Xiaoni and Chen Nan, there were some living beings that were discussing them as well, but most of the conversations about them were centered around the relationship between Spirit Fish Clan and the Fox Tribe, as well as the internal conflict that was bound to erupt within the Fox Tribe following an event like this.

An Lin, Tina, and Da Bai carried the badge that had been given to them and strolled through the White Fox Tribe’s imperial palace.

Their stroll this time was quite different from last time as they didn’t have to conceal themselves like thieves anymore.

Their mindsets had also changed. Looking at the imperial palace now, An Lin felt like he was looking at the estate of his in-laws.

“Hey you, that little male fox there, move that tree! It’s bad Feng Shui to have that tree positioned there,” An Lin instructed.

A white fox with fine and delicate features turned with a perplexed expression. “Who are you, human?”

An Lin puffed out his chest. “My beast pet is your second princess’ husband! Who do you think I am?”

The male fox was shocked. “It’s you! That man who was almost cucked!”

“Pfff…”

Da Bai and Tina both burst out in waves of laughter upon hearing this.

An Lin was in complete despair. What the f*ck was this almost cucked status?!

There was no almost, it was never even close to happening!

He wanted to pummel Hong Dou again.

F*ck! Hong Dou had completely ruined his reputation.

After learning about who An Lin was, the male fox obediently moved the tree away. Even though he wasn’t sure about An Lin’s knowledge of Feng Shui, he still followed An Lin’s instructions.

An Lin continued onward in a slightly gloomy mood before entering a large palace.

Bai Muyu was already waiting within the palace, and she immediately stood up to greet An Lin and his group.

The White Fox Tribe was a powerful force, but the Four Nine Immortal Sect was by no means weak.

There were even rumors that Sect Leader An Lin had crushed the entire Dragon Court of the Eastern Seas under his feet during a dispute for a spirit stone mine.

It was exactly because of this that Bai Muyu treated An Lin as an equal rather than treating him in a condescending manner.

“Sect Leader An Lin, have you heard any news about my daughter?” Bai Muyu inquired in an impatient voice.

An Lin shook his head with disappointment. “After you left, I tried to contact Xiao Chou many times via voice transmission talisman, but he didn’t answer.”

In reality, he hadn’t tried to contact Xiao Chou even once, in fear of distracting him from what he needed to do.

Bai Muyu’s brows furrowed slightly with distress written all over her face.

It was quite clear that she really was feeling quite worried.

“Don’t be stressed out, in-law. Young people just need some space to express themselves. Once they think the situation through, they’ll come back to us,” An Lin offered words of consolation.

Bai Muyu glared at An Lin. “I don’t recall agreeing to this marriage?”

An Lin chuckled sheepishly and did not go any further than this. He was only saying this to test Bai Muyu, and from his initial findings, it seemed like she was quite an amiable woman.

Bai Muyu heaved a forlorn sigh and shook her head before sitting back down in her chair.

“Why are you so concerned? Are you really worried that they’re not going to come back?” An Lin was a bit perplexed about why she was so distressed.

“Sigh… Seeing as things have already progressed to this stage, there’s no reason for me to hide…” Bai Muyu heaved a faint sigh before turning to An Lin and his group. “With my daughter’s current condition, she might not be able to live past another month without Chen Nan’s help.”