I Hate Systems

"Hiekk!" A woman shrieked in fear as she pulled her legs backward. She was tied to a pillar, unable to escape. With her Origin Essence exhausted, she truly didn't have any other means for survival.

The reason for her state of fear was the youth sprawled on the ground before her, with his forehead bleeding after hitting the ground. He seemed dead, unmoving. But, the woman was afraid, for the same thing had happened many times already.

"Bastard! Get away from our Clan Leader!" A man bellowed as he transformed into a raging tiger, leaping onto the sprawled youth.

Drrr!

Suddenly, the buttocks of the youth trembled faintly before unleashing a terrifying fart.

"Goddamn…!" The tiger groaned as it frothed in its mouth, slamming into the wall after missing its target.

"Kill him!" An expert shouted upon seeing their Elder being put out of commission so easily, summoning his fierce tiger that attacked the youth.

Similarly, the other experts brought out a variety of animals, attacking the youth.

"Please! I'm not an enemy!" The youth suddenly seemed alive, bellowing as he stood up before slipping in response, planting his face in the ground. But surprisingly, two animals had aimed at his head right at this time, missing thanks to his fall as the two crashed into each other.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" The youth squealed in pain, rubbing his bleeding nose as he tried to get up due to the sounds of the animals rushing at him but slipped once again due to his hand skidding on the blood that had dripped on the floor.

His body skidded on the floor when it was kicked by an elephant that trampled the floor in its wake. One of his legs was crushed as a result of its stomp as the youth cried out in pain.

But immediately after, he got up like he hadn't been injured, leaping onto a goat as he shouted, "I'm not an enemy! I just came here to request your Clan for something."

"You've knocked out one of our Elders and tied up another. Do you dare think we would allow you to live after all this?" One of the experts shouted as the rhinoceros he summoned charged toward the youth.

"Nooo! Listen to meeeee!" The youth screamed before slumping to the ground, wailing as he flailed his limbs.

The rhinoceros, upon seeing his antics, surprisingly began to laugh. It fell to the ground to cackle in laughter, sliding on the floor due to the momentum of its charge as it slammed into a group of animals, injuring each other.

"I'm just a mere commoner that came here for a request! Hear me out!" The youth shouted as he got up and rushed towards the woman that had been tied up, tumbling three times along the way before he latched onto her thighs, crying as he spoke, "Kind aunty, just hear me out, will you?"

"I'm not an enemy."

"Fine, what do you need?" The lady trembled in response when the youth latched onto her thigh, barely controlling herself as she asked, motioning for the rest to stand in place.

She was a Martial Providence Stage powerhouse, Clan Leader of the Simpleton Clan. In the morning, she had just gotten up from bed to see this youth sporting a grin while kneeling on the floor, resting his head on her bed.

In her panic, she had attacked him, surprised when she somehow missed her target. In her anger, she attacked him nonstop. But, for some reason, his facial expressions and body language triggered her, distracting her while she hurled her attacks, causing all of them to miss.

But during one of her attacks, she was riled up too much, causing a faulty activation of her Origin Art, suffering from a backlash immediately that caused all her stored Origin Essence to leak out of her body, turning her helpless.

But, she was the Simpleton Clan Leader. So, no way would she give up just because she expended all her Origin Essence due to a faulty Origin Art activation. So, she engaged him in hand-to-hand combat.

But as a result of the cat and mouse chase that happened in her bedroom after that, she somehow found herself tied up to the pillar when she came to her senses. And frustratingly, it was she herself whose actions resulted in her being tied up like this.

All this time, the youth hadn't attacked her even once. But for some reason, all the injuries he sustained would be healed within the next second, the reason he lasted this long.

There was an eerie sensation surrounding him that the Simpleton Clan Leader shuddered upon sensing while fighting against him. Even after so many of her Clansmen attacked him, he was perfectly fine, having healed all the injuries that he sustained almost instantly.

And since he hadn't retaliated even once, she hoped he truly wasn't their enemy as he proclaimed constantly, asking for his intentions.

"Please call me by my name." The youth said, smiling widely, "I'm Gallo."

"Gallo…" The Simpleton Clan Leader uttered, noticing the youth shiver happily in response, looking like he had an orgasm as a result.

"Again!" He said, "Call my name again."

"Gallo…"

"Again!" His face reddened as he shouted in excitement.

The Simpleton Clan Leader frowned, asking, "What is your request?"

"Please tell everyone in your Clan to call me by my name. That's my request!" The youth, Gallo said happily, "As long as everyone chants my name for a day, my request is fulfilled."

"This bastard is freaking mad!" The Elder that had transformed into a tiger regained consciousness, shouting in anger, "Are you looking down on my Clan?"

"No!" Gallo waved his hands in a hurry, "I only have this one request. Please fulfil it. I'll be grateful if you do it."

"Screw you!" The tiger bellowed before charging at him with resounding momentum, biting his head off. Or at least, that had been its intention.

But when it had leaped onto him, Gallo's legs shivered as he soiled his pants, collapsing to the ground in fear. And it seemed one of the experts had unleashed a fire-based attack, resulting in vaporising the urine, causing the smell to waft into the tiger's nose, causing it to faint, "Fuck! Are you even human?"

"That stinks worse than rotting corpses."