I Can Upgrade My Talent In Everything

"Misunderstanding?" Anthony chuckled. Then he took a deep breath and looked at Gregory with pity, "Captain, it seems you still have that kind of hobby. Don't worry. We would keep our mouths shut."

"Yeah," Fein nodded with understanding. He smiled and said, "All things that happened here would never come out in the open. Rest assured, captain."

Hearing this, instead of feeling assured, a black line appeared on his face. "Motherf*cker! you two! Come, and taste the might of my fist of love!"

Gregory almost spits blood from the annoyance. He walked towards them and punched them near the scalp.

"Ouch!" Fein and Anthony exclaimed in unison while touching their heads. Then the two of them looked at each other.

"Hahaha!"

Laughter echoed throughout the entire office. Gregory and Voli looked speechlessly at the two madmen in front of them.

"We're just joking." Fein smiled. then he paused for a moment as if he thought of something and asked. "By the way... Why did you make a penis shape in the first place? There are a lot of shapes available."

Anthony also stared curiously at their captain. Seeing this, Gregory heaves a sigh of relief. He knew that this scene would become one of the most embarrassing moments of his life! 'Shit! Why do they have to enter at the wrong time!?' Then he turned his head at the fight bear thoughtfully. Although the white bear seems to be harmless, his instinct that his experience from countless life and death battles sharpened kept reminding him of the danger. He knew better than the seemingly cute appearance of the bear hides a terrifying power.

'Is this his Legendary Tamed Beast? Its appearance is really deceiving...'

Gregory stared at the two guys in front of him, turned his back to them, and sat at the seat close to the table. He looks at the ceiling quietly.

Silence filled the place...

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Fein and Anthony turned their heads at each other awkwardly. Then, they nodded at other and shifted their gaze to Gregory, and said. "Captain, if you don't want to say it. There's no problem."

Gregory turned a deaf ear to them. After a second, he sighed. "The two of you don't know just how special that shape is."

'Is penis shape special? How would I supposed to know that?' This thought came to his head. But he just decided to shut up and listen. Or else he might really offend his captain this time.

Anthony did the same. The two smart guys knew when to advance and retreat. 'I don't want to taste another fist of love. It hurts!' he couldn't help but touch the slight swell in his head.

Seeing them listening intently, Gregory's dissatisfaction finally eased a little. He paused for a second, then he continued. "Let me teach you about art. Some popular painters had drawn a penis art, and one of them manage to sell it for one thousand gold coins!"

Fein's and Anthony's eyes widened.

'Is there such a thing?' Even if someone stabbed him, Fein won't believe it!

Seeing the expression of disbelief on their faces, Gregory couldn't help but smirk, "It seems the two of you have lived in vain for years. " He sighed, then continued. "Due to that, it inspired some people to draw penis art and I belong to that group. Some tried doing a penis sculpture. The crucial question is, why penis, though?"

"Yeah, why penis though?" Fein repeated his captain's words, intending to irk him.

But Gregory just smiled calmly this time, "Because among the other shape. The penis is a symbol. After all, without it, how would humans increase their population? This is the divine weapon that the Gods gave to us. And artists all around the Continent decided to honor it through their arts!"

"It sounds a bit wrong, but whatever." Fein shrugged. "I didn't expect to learn a divine knowledge this time." he paused for a little, and asked doubtfully, "You're an artist? It's the first time I heard that."

"Well, when you think about it at that angle, that sounds perfectly reasonable," Anthony muttered. Then rubbed his chin and said. "Captain is an artist. He knew how to paint, sculpt, wood carving, and paper modeling."

"That's right, my father is an artist, and he's the reason why I became interested in arts. But time gradually passion wore down my passion. So, I decided to try different things."

"And smoking is the thing that you found good?" Fein became stupefied. "I didn't expect that the captain would have sophisticated hobbies."

Gregory nodded and smiled. "Smoking gave me a challenge. At the start, it's hard to produce different kinds of shapes, and penis shapes are definitely the hardest. But now, I did it."

"Well, that's it." Gregory chuckled, "Though it's hard to do it using smoke. I've practiced this skill for years, you little brats!"

'With my talent, I could even do a vagina shape or even our balls in just a week or a day of practice.' But Fein didn't want to embarrass his captain, so he just kept these thoughts in the depths of his mind.

"You should have seen Captain's house, it's filled with his artworks," Anthony said.

Anthony joined the Ranger's Eye even earlier than Michael. That's why he knew Gregory for a long time.

"Don't worry, I'll invite you to my house if we have time." Gregory chuckled, "I will let you see my artistic side."

"That's great. If not for the conversation this, I wouldn't even know that you're an artist." Fein couldn't help but sigh. He thought that he already knew their captain completely, but now it seems he still has a lot of things that he didn't know. "By the way, this is my beast companion. You can call him Voli."

Fein turned his head at Voli, then he saw Voli with his eyes closed while snoring. 'Damn It! Did he actually sleep!?' As he was about to kick him to wake him up, Gregory stopped him and said, "Let him be, it seems your companion is a bit tired."