Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

Old Bho didn't even wait for those around to open his door.

He bloody well did it himself, slamming it so hard that many watching had the fusion the door bounced on and off the vehicle severally.

Bam!!

'...'

Old man... Why do you look like you are here to participate in the next world war?

Bho Jin stepped out of the car, feeling too embarrassed with the way everyone was looking at them.

The heavens knew he loved his grandfather. But sometimes, the old man was too much.

So much time has gone by since the incident. And he's still this angry?

For his grandfather? The man had 5 stages of anger.

His 1st stage would be to ask the same question a million times, rambling without end.

And if the matter isn't resolved yet, he enters stage 2... The scary silent mood.

His grandfather would turn silent, never opening his mouth, only texting or using his eyes to speak of it was too important.

In this phase, he would act as though the many humans around him were invisible.

Stage 3 was a roughly scarier version of stage 2, with him being so silent, you'd think he lost his ability to think.

Sometimes, he would creep into a room like a ninja in stealth mode with no one hearing his footsteps.

Sigh...

And then there was stage 4—the loud and angry mode.

All that silence and bottled-up feelings would explode like a volcano, with him swinging his cane like some martial arts master.

At this stage, it would be great if the matter got solved before the ultimate stage emerged.

Too bad his grandfather still had no answer.

Yup!

Before they left for the Gia residence, his grandfather was still in stage 4.

But when he got word about the Ghus resurfacing but not calling him, his dear, sweet grandpa entered phase 5.

Now... He was a little coo-coo. And hands would fly if anyone asked for a fight.

Bho Jin had to winder...

Whose grandfather was the same as his?

Old people are supposed to be calm and collected like sages.

Yet, his own grandfather was still bloody energetic, acting like a punk in his 20s.

And what was up with his energy?

If he was this age and this energetic, Bho Jin couldn't help wondering how terrible he was back in his younger days.

But wait...

Scarier than this was that Old madam Ghu whooped his grandfather's ass on several occasions?

He heard his grandfather had never won a single match against her.

He did beat Old Ghu, though. But old madam Ghu was a force to be reckoned with that kept his grandfather obedient.

He heard whenever Old Bho caused trouble, Old madam Ghu would descend into the Bho residence, beating his grandfather right before his late grandmother.

His late grandmother was Old madam Ghu's best friend. Maybe it was because of this that Old madam Ghu went easy on Old Bho, compared to the many he smashed back in her days.

Even Old Gia had to give the lady some respect.

Bho Jin sighed, seeing death closer than ever.

But his grandfather seemed oblivious to it all!

.

"Bahahahahahahah~... What a nice day! I feel so alive!!"

Old Bho at his phase 5, was jolly and merry with an apparent mix of craziness about him.

The old man placed his hands behind his back, no longer his cane to walk about.

The cane was in his hands.

"Right this way, old master Bho." A guard gestured with the utmost respect.

Who was Old Bho? He used to be the head of the entire Bho clan.

He too was a powerful force to be reckoned with, and has visited the Gia estate on several occasions.

So they weren't unfamiliar with him.

It was just that the old man had a fiery temper.

Old Bho walked in, loudly humming a song Bho Jin was too familiar with.

This...

Wasn't this his grandfather's favorite war song?

(-_-)

Back in the Grand Gia hall, everyone was waiting to see the firecracker emerge.

Even Endo and the others who had never seen him before couldn't help looking forward to his arrival.

The way Old Gia and these big shits reacted, showed they didn't hate the intruder but were just too helpless against the guy.

The group chuckled, wanting to watch the show.

And sure enough, the star emerged, stepping in before the guards at the door could introduce his arrival.

Hahahahhaha~

"So this is where the party is being held?"

"..."

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Bho Jin smirked, playfully taking his time to walk across the vast open space.

However, when he got close enough, he forgot his anger, jumping and pointing at the group he recognized.

In particular, he pointed at Old madam Ghu.

"You!~... You, you, you, you... I knew you were always a witch!!!"

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Look at her appearance? How could she change so much in such a short time?

Plastic surgery? Don't be ridiculous! He didn't know what plastic surgery could act this fast and have instant recovery this quick.

Bho Jin looked at Old Ghu, Xiang Shore, Old Hou, and Old Gia, almost jumping out of his socks. Yet, he still pointed at old madam Ghu.

"You!... What witchly powers did you use on them? Are they still even my friends?... Bro... If you've been kidnapped, blink twice!"

"Damn it, old fool!" Old madam Ghu, who had been calm and collected, suddenly burst out. " You old buffoon! Why don't you say it to my face again?"

"Oh? Have your ears suddenly left you, old hag? I've said… THIS IS YOUR DOING!! Now it makes sense why I could never beat you in a fight. You aren't even human to begin with!!!"

And whether it was Xiang Shore, Old Gia, Old Hou, or Old Ghu, they shifted away subconsciously.

"You bastard! Why do you always blame me for everything? Are they babies to be fooled so easily?"

"Impossible! Only you have the power to turn white to dark. So how can this not have anything to do with you?"

"You old fool! I might beat you till your heart stops!!!"

"Huh! You wish, don't you! You wish to finish me off with your witchy ways. But I have 10 hearts and can't be killed by the likes of you!!"

"Smelly bastard!"

"Rotten witch!"

"Octopus head!"

"Bamboo legs!!"

"Imbecile!"

"Oh yeah... Nincompoop!"

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