Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

Dorian squinted his eyes dangerously.

It needs time.

"Tell your men to inform everyone else around the vicinity that no matter what they hear, they should not enter. Block the path and keep everyone away!"

"Yes, Grandmaster!" The lead security guard replied before replaying Dorian's words to the rest.

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Bang!

The slouched guard almost broke the door while stepping into the bathroom.

And just as he expected, it was empty.

~Shrrripp~~

His body grew controllably, ripping his clothes right off as though he were the hulk. Except, the entire process wasn't that good-looking.

First, his left leg grew to the size of a gooey giant.

Bam.

Then, his right arm swelled up like a balloon, followed by his butt and belly. Mind you, his face, right leg and left arm were still human-sized. So the image was very disturbing.

"Grawwwwhhhh~~."

Bam! Bam! Bam!

The creature began to twirl and destroy the entire bathroom, breaking sinks, mirrors, latrines and everything else it smashed into while trying to burn its pain.

And those guards that were stationed to deflect others from the place, suddenly had a bad thought in their mind while listening to the eerie cries of a million goats being throttled in the bathroom.

And you know, even though it was happening in the bathroom, could anyone tell them why the flights out on the hallway began to flicker?

~Bing. Bing. Bing~

The guards looked at each other in unison, quickly pulling their wobbly legs away from the scene.

"W-wh-what was that? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"I-I am... But, but, but isn't that looney? Could it be that someone is trying to prank us?"

"It... It could be. But if it was really a prank, then why would our superior tell us to clear the zine as though they were trying to capture the most wanted criminal in the world?"

"This... This... I believe in science."

"Yes! That's right! I also believe in science. You guys say it all with me."

"I believe in science."

"I believe in science."

"I believe..."

"GRAWHHHHHH~~."

The guards quickly jumped away as though jumping from an explosion while running and falling pitifully.

Mommy... Mommy... If this was a prank, the prankster was indeed doing a good job at keeping horrified.

F***!

The lights were dancing, and the air had grown a little colder than it had been.

Too creepy.

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~GRAWHHHHH~~

Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.

Bing. Bing. Bing.

The soundtrack was playing, with a mix of throttling goat screams, the sounds of things getting broken, as well as that of the lights linking and dancing vigorously.

Yes. The soundtrack was in order. Too bad it was a complete miss for the audience.

Scary. Scary... Make it stop.

Many people had already placed their hands over their ears, begging for it to stop.

The sound was playing with their mind. And at this very moment, they even felt as though the entire hallways were either cursed or possessed by something unnatural.

And soon, their prayers were answered.

On one other end of the hallway, Dorian and his gang arrived at the scene.

"Everyone give way, give way!"

The head guard quickly made way for Dorian.

Luckily, the bathroom that the creature had chosen was in a hallway far from the Auction arena.

He passed through several hallways, went downstairs to the 2nd floor via the staff walkthroughs, and finally found a bathroom of his choice.

The place was within the regions only meant for the staff within the building.

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Everyone stared at the incoming 'heroes' in relief and excitement.

"Isn't that Marshall Gia, his son and his grandson?"

"Yes! Yes! And the Ghus and Hous are also with them too!"

"Wipe! For them to be here means that this should be a serious case!"

"You're right. But I'm still too frightened to think of what the 'real' case is actually about. You said it should be a prank. Then if that's the case, could all this be a prank from some supervillain who likes to act as though he were the Joker?"

"Yeah! What you said does make sense. After all, science is the only way forward!"

"Right!"

(*x*)

Immediately, many people speculated and now seemed more relaxed than before. Well, the human brain is indeed a magical thing.

They made their own guesses and concluded on it without getting an A-Okay from anyone.

"Everyone, stay back... I'll go in alone."

"Hmmm."

The gang listened to his orders, not taking a single step through the hallway.

Butler Sheng, Raulin and Zhulyn also stayed back, keeping the order around the scene.

Now, everything was left for the Grandmaster to deal with.

And what happened next was something that left the nonbelievers shocked silly.

Whoosh!

Like magic, they saw the boy levitate and fly towards the door while creating a yellowish glowy staff.

What? Ruyi Bang? Isn't this the staff of Sun Wukong, the Monkey king?

(°∆°)

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Boom!

Dorian broke the bathroom door and stormed in like crazy. And even though everyone didn't see the fierce battle, the sounds of destruction, as well as the cries and words of whatever was in there, quickly made many create blockbuster imaginations of what was going on there.

"You-You- How dare a mere mortal..."

~Bam!

" What? You dare..."

~Swish! Bam!

"Exorcist? How is this...?"

~Pah! Bam!

"No. No. No. No~~."

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!!!

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Dorian had no mercy.

He threw the done thing carnage caused even more carnage, and completely took care of the thing in under 3 minutes. He exorcised the Manti and the other demon he trapped from early on.

Dorian walked out of the scene as though he wasn't the one who practically brutalized the enemy in there.

-silence-

...(-_-)

The silence was just too ridiculous. And everyone couldn't help looking at one another speechlessly.

Sure enough. A protagonist is indeed a protagonist.

Dorian's image had grown even more after watching him walk towards them like that.

So cool!

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The nonbelievers immediately became absolute fans after realizing that what they saw wasn't a dream.

Nonetheless, they still feared for their very lives, wondering what exactly was that thing that Dorian had been fighting.

Of course, just as there was good news, bad news seemed to follow.

The real guard was dead. And his body was still somewhere in the building.

So in addition to the other 4 who died by those females, the kill count was 5.

Their families would have to be contacted. Dorian decided to leave that to the professionals.

For now, he decided to head home since he had already gotten what he wanted.

Following that, Dorian didn't wait to stay for the whole auction event.

Finally, he could create the Academy!

It didn't take long for the staff to present the property deed and documents to Butler Sheng.

And with that, the left.

Good...

Things were going according to plan.

However, little did he know that a deadly storm was heading his way!