Harem God: Leveling Up Yanderes in the Apocalypse

Minx fell onto the ground below Leon's feet with a creepy expression and a twitching body. The haremites didn't know what to do, so they clapped awkwardly.

Tricksie jumped over the table to get petted, but Minx was in the way. Seeing the issue, she pulled her leg back and tried to punt the woman out of the way.

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[Sanctuary has blocked an attack. The enemy is in a safe zone and cannot be ejected.]

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Minx got the notification and didn't look at it. She looked like her crush was a dentist, and he proposed to her after the laughing gas hit.

Tricksie giggled at the woman and playfully kicked at the barrier, nonchalantly testing the maximum amount of force the Sanctuary would allow without blocking the attack.

Leon watched the bunny woman's ploy with an amused smile. However, after the fourth kick, he decided to handle the situation practically.

"Hey, Minx. Can you please lay five feet to your left?" He asked.

Minx's eyes glowed for a moment, and she [enthusiastically] scurried to the left. She smiled wryly when she laid down on the ground, knowing how much control he had.

However, her body gave out, and she dropped to the ground, rubbing her sensitive ears with a satisfied expression.

Tricksie immediately sat down before Leon with a straight back and erect bunny ears.

He chuckled at her antics but froze when he looked at her light blue bunny ears, twitching in excitement.

Leon gulped and reached his hands out nervously. His fingers touched her soft ear fur, and his eyes closed reflexively from the near-spiritual experience.

Tricksie's face flushed red with embarrassment, and she giggled because she could hear his beating heart.

Caitlyn wasn't so amused. She looked around, appraising the beast women, trying to figure out which one could go missing without Leon noticing. Unfortunately, the answer was [none of them].

"Full disclaimer." Leon said nervously, "The skill I was using on Minx is a Harem God skill. So if you want the same, be warned—"

"Please!" Tricksie replied instantly, "I shrink stuff for you, and smash stuff for you, whatever you want. Just do that!"

Leon's eyes widened in shock, and he sent Lindy and Caitlyn [don't touch the bunny girl] glances.

He looked around nervously and saw all of the beast women looking at him: in anticipation.

"Can I ask all the beast women something?" Leon asked nervously.

They looked at him with nervous faces and nodded.

"You don't have to answer this, and it's a very impersonal question." He said, "But is this something that beast women would be interested in with the right… man or woman?"

The beast women haremites looked at each other nervously, looking for validation.

"Of course, it fuckin' is." Kazz laugh-scoffed. "You kiddin' me or something?"

Leon looked at the tigress with a pleading expression, begging her to continue.

She rolled her eyes.

"Beast women's ears are the most sensitive and intimate part of their body, but they're also not organs." Kazz explained.

"If you're claiming you can please a woman with ear petting, that's like claimin' they can eat fried fish three meals a day and have a bangin' body.

So watch yourself. If you're playin' us, we're likely to bite you in resentment."

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[Sanctuary has blocked an attack. The enemy is in a safe zone and cannot be ejected.]

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Kazz sent Lindy a mocking expression. "Calm down, short stuff. No one's stupid enough to hurt your man. I'm just answering the guy's stupid question."

Leon gave Lindy a wry smile. He realized he needed to seatbelt both his partners when people used threatening language.

Then he looked at the other beast women, and they nodded awkwardly.

"See! Now gimme, gimme, gimmeeeee!" Tricksie begged.

He took a deep breath and gently grabbed her ears. "Sensual Petting."

His fingers glowed in purple light, and energy moved down pleasure channels in her ears.

Tricksie's eyes rolled to the back of her skull, and she fell back into his lap. "Ahhhhhhh~!"

Her bunny ears bent into 90-degree angles when she fell, causing his hands to lose grip.

"D-Don't stop." She cried.

"Does it really feel that good?" Leon asked in disbelief.

"M-Much more than I imagined." Tricksie said, "I-I just wanted an excuse for you to touch me. You know, a woman needs an excuse. B-But this?"

Leon released his hands to hold Caitlyn and Lindy back.

"Awwwwww! I was kidding, I kid, I kid, I kid!" The bunny woman cried, realizing her blatant confession.

He chuckled and gave his two partners looks. "Look, you two. It's just petting. Let everyone enjoy it, and I'll give you rewards tonight."

Caitlyn's eyes sparkled, and Lindy began drooling. She instantly wished he didn't give her forewarning but nodded while controlling her breathing. It was an investment.

Leon looked back at Tricksie's ears with the appraisal of an artist and put his fingers onto her ears like she was an instrument.

"Ah~" She moaned when they touched.

He took a deep breath.

"Leeee~… Leeeeee~... Leeeeeeeeon~!" Tricksie moaned while kicking her legs and rocking her shoulders back and forth.

Every haremite, regardless of race, watched with nervousness, excitement, and various levels of jealousy. Even if they didn't want Leon to touch them in general, everyone wanted to experience the feeling Tricksie was having.

"Leeeee~ N-Naaame~ Your priiiiice~!" Tricksie screamed.

"My price?" Leon asked.

"To do this forever!" She yelled, "Like forever, and ever, and eveeeeeer~!"

Leon chuckled in amusement, and he gave her a slight smile. He was enjoying the feeling, so he kept quiet and continued.

"Name it! I'll smaaaaaaa~sh stuff, and shrrrrink stuff, [except for your thing] I prooooomise~!" Tricksie moaned, "Panties. I'll give you panties. No shame! AhhhhhhhhhHHH~!"

Leon glanced at Caitlyn and Lindy, inching their murderous expressions closer.

"I should keep her from speaking." He muttered to himself.

"Leon, I'll offer you my-ahhhhhHHHHH!" Tricksie moaned, "I can-ahhhhHHHHH! I'll serv-ahhhhhHHHHH! You can use my-aHHHHhhhhhhHHHH!"

The bunny woman tried offering him her body in various ways, but he never let her finish.

"Leeeee~oooooon! Just have-seeeeeeAAAHHHHHHHX~!" Tricksie screamed.

"That takes talent." He sighed with a wry smile, noting how she somehow succeeded in getting her point across.

THUD!

Leon unceremoniously dropped her twitching body to the ground so that he could hold Caitlyn and Lindy back.

"Leeeeon…." Tricksie whispered with a crazed expression.

"Yo, cat whisperer." Kazz laughed, "You got two lethal women and a skill that looks like it's worth dyin' for. I've live on the edge, so it's up my alley. Any chance you'll let me risk my life?"

Leon laughed in bewilderment as he looked at Caitlyn and Lindy's growling expressions.

Then he looked at Kazz's gold and black ears. They looked so soft!

She was so hardcore. It was like a forbidden treasure in a lethal labyrinth!

"I want to say yes, but I also question your sanity and lack of common sense." Leon replied.

"Mercenary." Kazz replied mockingly.

"You've been warned." He replied while motioning her over.

Kazz smirked and walked over casually, enjoying the thrill of living life suicidally in a location where dying was impossible.

She sat down with one leg stretched out and an arm on a bent knee. When Leon didn't begin, she bent her neck back to look him in the eyes.

Leon was staring at her cat ears with a strained expression.

"You gonna play with them or just stare at 'em?" Kazz laughed breathlessly.

"Um… yes? Sorry, they're just… fluffy?" He replied awkwardly.

She bent one ear down and popped it back up. "Yeah? And?"

Leon smiled wryly. "Okay, well. Curiosity killed the cat."

"Not if she doesn't let it." Kazz laughed.

"We'll see if you act so casually after this." He said with a mocking smile.

"Yeah, yeah. Cat whiiiissssppppeeeARRRRR!" Kazz moaned unnaturally.

She wasn't ready to have a real sensual experience, so it rocked her body backward.

"What in fuuuuuuAHK are you doooooooING~!" She screamed while rocking her shoulders backward on his legs.

"Trying to make you purr," Leon said with a grin.

"Good luck; I refuse to puuuuuUURRRR!" Kazz moaned.

He laughed maliciously, knowing she had fallen into his trap.

"That didn't count!" She pouted.

"What didn't count?" Leon mused.

"You know… that." Kazz replied in a brief respite when he was only petting her.

"I'm afraid I don't know what [that] is. Can you help me out, Kazz?" He asked.

"I ain't gonna say it." She snapped.

"Then I suppose it counted." Leon said with a grin.

"No, it didn't!" Kazz snapped.

"I guess it did." He chuckled.

"Luck, chief. I didn't fuckin' puuuUUUURRRRR~!" Kazz screamed in extreme pleasure.

"What was that?" Leon mused.

"I... that…. Just fuckin' pet me, asshole!" She snapped.

Leon chuckled in amusement. "Yes, mam."

Her moaning continued nonstop for thirty more seconds.

"I'm soooo cloooo~ose to sooooome~thing!" Kazz moaned, "I don't know what it is, but I fuckin' know it!"

"Does that mean you want me to stop?" He asked with a cheeky smile.

"Look, man. I'll purr, kay? I'll fucking puuuuuuuUUURRR~ Ah, fuck yeeeee~ah! That! That! That! That! Thaaaaaaaaahhhhht~!"

THUD!

Leon dropped Kazz to the ground, unwilling to deal with the ramifications of Caitlyn and Lindy being six inches from a recently climaxed cat.

"Hey, Traxie…." Mindy called out.

He ignored her.

"Traxie…." She called out again.

He ignored her again, but she walked in front of him.

"Um…. Traxie…." Mindy said nervously.

"Anyone else…." He whispered, hoping that another beast woman would take her place.

"Hey! What's wrong with my cat ears!" The cat woman cried.

"They're perfect. You just act like… a little sister?" Leon sighed, "And this is… you understand this is an orgasm, right?"

Mindy blushed and turned away. "You're not supposed to say that out loud."

"Well, it's a fact of the matter…." He replied with a wry smile.

"Just love my cat ears like you did the other day." She replied, "But you know… with your power…."

Leon closed his eyes. "I don't think that I'll ever be able to pet beast ears innocently again."

"I'm older than you, and I won't moan. Pretty, pretty, please?" Mindy asked with cute, pleading eyes.

"Sit down." He replied with dead eyes, "But you're moving Kazz and yourself afterward."

Mindy's eyes lit up, and she immediately walked over to Kazz, carefully picked the woman up, and dragged her over to the side with shocking strength.

Then she sat down with a cute expression, letting her tail playfully wag back and forth.

Leon reached down lifelessly and touched her snow-white cat ears. However, his eyes lit up with involuntary excitement when his fingers touched.

He sighed in self-defeat.

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"TRAAAAAAXXXXIIIIIIEEE~!"

THUD.

"As agreed, you'll move yourself." Leon said to the twitching cat woman.

"Oh… kay…." Mindy said while doing a cute pushup. However, her elbows buckled, and she smashed face down on the ground.

Leon looked around at the line that was queuing up. The beast women were giving each other confidence to ask him.

When he saw all of their ears, he gave in to his carnal desires.

"Hi, I'm Emelia, and…." A canine woman with drooping ears said.

"Please, sit down." Leon said with a smile.

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"LEEeeeaaaadeeeeR~!"

THUD.

A cat woman hauled Emelia away.

Next, a shy panda woman walked up. "Hi… ummm… I'm Camry."

"Please sit." Leon chuckled with anticipation for her bear ears.

She snuggled up close.

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"I ADMIT IT, LEON! YOU'RE A GOD, LEON! A REAL FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD~!"

THUD.

Another cat woman dragged Camry away. They were taking turns with the operation he had going on.

"You haven't had a fox woman, yet." Foxy said in a seductive voice.

"You certainly look confident." Leon said with a slight smile, getting quite arrogant with his unearned cheat skill.

"I'm a fan of pleasure." She giggled, "So I'm hoping that you're just as good as they say you are."

"Please, sit." He motioned before him.

Foxy sat down, and her fox tail wrapped around his leg seductively. She was playing a dangerous game, and Leon didn't take too kindly to that.

He looked at Caitlyn and Lindy with a grin, and they both nodded.

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"Yoooouuur brreeeeaaaking meeeeeEEEEEE~!" Foxy screamed in ecstasy.

THUD!

"I-I feel like you've ruined my ability to feel n-normal p-pleasure." Foxy whined.

"You asked for this. So that sounds a lot like you a [you problem] and not a [me problem]." Leon replied dryly.

Despite his complete apathy to her plight, more women lined up.

…

THUD.

Leon looked around him with an amused expression. Thirty-seven beast women were lying in the park, groaning like battlefield war victims.

Without knowing it, he had lost his worries from before and was back to his normal self.

Caitlyn and Lindy hugged him tightly, happy he had made it through every beast woman in the area. Now they had his full attention again.

Just as Lindy was going to ask if he'd [pet] her, he got a notification.

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