Harem God: Leveling Up Yanderes in the Apocalypse

"My name is Auburn Jacobs, and I'm a demigod candidate." A woman announced while sending a charming smile to the sky. "I'm on my way to give a haircut to Leon Traxler, a harem god candidate."

"Who are you talking to?" Another candidate asked.

"The gods, Marcus." Auburn replied with a cheeky smile, "They're sending me to cut a candidate's hair."

"Why would they do that?" Marcus asked in confusion.

"Oh, it's a bit of a bet." She giggled.

"A bet?" He asked dumbly.

"Yep~ Alcibiades got excessively drunk after winning a few side bets on whether Leon could get more women." Auburn explained.

"He bet Aurora that I couldn't seduce his candidate. The drunken fool placed all of his winnings on it, and even declared he wouldn't contact his candidate. Now, it's the first episode of Beef My Wasteland."

"Hah! This side bet will be legendary. I can't wait for that arrogant fool to experience the might of a level 281 god." Marcus chuckled.

"Well, I'm off." Auburn giggled before taking flight.

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The haremites watched a golden illuminated woman descend from the sky in a beautiful display of godliness.

"It seems she's finally here." Leon said with fake excitement, "I'm feeling a bit nervous. I've never had a professional fashion haircut before. It'll be perfect before the farming segment drops this afternoon."

All the haremites burst into laughter at his false nervousness.

Leon Traxler was on Forbidden Library Live, and a special was playing out.

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[God's Announcement! God Candidate Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx) is now LIVE: Candidate gets a haircut from a veteran God Trial demigod.]

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The woman in question was Auburn Jacobs, the demigod candidate of Roman God Aurora. She was here to give him the haircut he won as part of the [Help God Candidate Leon Traxler (@LeonTraxxx) overcome his phobia] event.

It was the first episode of Beef my Wasteland, the first makeover, and was highly anticipated.

Auburn flew to Leon's position with the charm and beauty befitting of a god rivaling Eros and Aphrodite. She wore a white Roman toga with a red sash. One of her breasts was exposed, showcasing her beautiful body.

She had flowing curly brown hair, perfectly trimmed to her lower back. She emulated her god in that regard; the depictions of her anyway.

While many women blushed on contact, Leon didn't react in the slightest. He continued to fake nervousness, uncertain what to do.

"Hoh? You're before a beauty goddesses' presence, yet you don't look fazed in the slightest." Auburn remarked in amusement.

"Forgive me. I'm just excited to receive your haircut." Leon replied with a slight smile.

"You make it sound like getting a haircut is more important than the person cutting it." The woman giggled.

"Don't misunderstand. My excitement is a packaged deal." He replied with a slight smile.

Internally he winced; his charm only extended to having extreme confidence and saying agreeable things simultaneously.

It wasn't hard to act charming. Leon had two famous, beautiful, overpowered women who loved him, and was surrounded by countless women. People perceived him as charming by default, as whatever he did was working.

However, his weakness was glaring in the face of a charming demigod.

"Is that so?" Auburn replied while walking up to him seductively.

Leon considered acting lost in awe, but Caitlyn and Lindy stared at the woman with lethal expressions. So he decided against it.

He'd do anything to increase his reputation so long as it didn't hurt the 2.2 women he cared about.

"Aren't you a little nervous about me touching your body?" Auburn whispered in his ear.

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Auburn burst into bewildered giggles as she saw Caitlyn's hand in a position to grip the woman's throat and rip it out, with her knuckles pushed against the barrier as hard as she could, illuminating her face in red light like a stop light.

"Well, she's rather protective, isn't she?" She giggled.

Leon chuckled and wrapped his arm around Caitlyn, calming her down. He ignored the new video notification that popped up and the gifts the blonde received.

"Aren't you at least going to ask her to stop?" Auburn asked with a sharp smile.

"Caitlyn's loved by the gods for her loyalty and love." He smiled, "And if I could feel such an emotion, I'd do the same. Since she can't harm you, I see no reason to not let her express herself."

Caitlyn blushed furiously. She turned away and squirmed in delight, leaving Lindy and Tricksie with pouting faces that only got more dissatisfied when he ignored them.

Auburn's eyes widened in astonishment but then gave Leon an evil grin. She could see his methods of keeping the blonde at bay.

"I can see why this was a bet." She muttered under her breath.

"Pardon?" Leon asked.

"Nothing, let's get started." Auburn said while flashing him a charming smile, trying her best not to show her powers.

He led her to an open area, and she summoned a radiant chair for him to sit in and one for herself.

"These chairs raise, lower, and turn to my thoughts' desires, allowing me to get the perfect angle at all times." Auburn said to the air, ostensibly to the camera, "Now, we'll start by getting his hair wet."

The demigod summoned glowing rain from the sky into the area to drench them. It was an excessive action to get his hair wet and left her body glistening and her toga form fitting.

"Next, we'll shampoo his hair to ensure it's perfectly smooth for cutting." She announced.

Her fingertips glowed light blue, and a smooth substance flowed onto his hair. Then she sat in her chair and leaned his back.

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Auburn had leaned him back, using her breasts as a pillow, and started massing his scalp, ignoring the notifications in the corner of her eye.

"Is this necessary?" Leon asked with a monotone voice.

"Do you not like it?" She frowned.

"It's extremely comfortable. I'm just curious if it's necessary." He clarified.

"O-Of course." Auburn stuttered, "Comfort is extremely important during a haircut of this caliber."

"I see, then carry on." Leon chuckled while closing his eyes with a blank expression.

Her eye twitched twice before continuing.

"We're massaging his scalped now, and we'll do it until the impurities fade." Auburn announced in a sensual voice. She closed her eyes and took gasping breaths while rubbing his scalp.

Duty brown liquid dripped down her white toga, making it dirty.

"Now we'll rinse to get us both clean." She announced, summoning golden rain that drenched them, exposing her nipples with him between her breasts. Light glittered off her hair, giving her a sensual form.

Leon opened his eyes in curiosity and looked at her flushed red face and golden eyes. Once he understood the situation, he closed his eyes again.

Auburn's eyes trembled in shock. She thought that perhaps Alcabidies had cheated and informed him ahead of time, but his face was so indifferent that she understood it wasn't a ruse.

She took a deep breath and leaned him forward. "Now we'll be cutting his hair."

The demigod summoned scissors that could cut the thread of life and let out an erotic gasp while she grabbed his hair and began cutting.

Every time she grabbed a lock of hair, she slid her fingers up his scalp. As always, he didn't react in the slightest, so she continued while putting on a show to not embarrass herself.

"Now we'll do the front." Auburn announced while walking around Leon. "To ensure that this wet toga doesn't get in the way, I'll remove it—"

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Auburn smiled mockingly at Caitlyn and Lindy as she dropped her toga to the ground, exposing her porcelain skin, wet and pristine. It was the body of someone who was a serious candidate for a beauty god.

The two tried to claw the women's eyes out until Leon beckoned them close.

When they got close, he whispered into their ears. "This woman is putting on a show for Beef My Wasteland, so let's do the same and get some gifted resources while she's here. I'm not touching this woman."

"So please let me enjoy this." Leon concluded with a raised voice, pleasing Auburn. His partners nodded and turned away.

"Are you ready?" Auburn asked with a sexy voice.

"Of course." Leon said with a charming smile.

"Okay, let's begin." She said while straddling him. The action made Caitlyn and Lindy grit their teeth, but Leon closed his eyes with a smile on her face.

Checkmate. That was the thought on Auburn's mind as she pressed her breasts into his face, cutting the top of his hair.

She continued until he had a handsome haircut cut that was fit for gods. Once she finished, she moaned in a slight orgasm noise and climbed off.

"Finally, we'll air dry to finish." Auburn announced while lifting her arms to the air, summoning a divine gust of warm wind that created a small tornado around the two.

It made her hair dance playfully in the wind, exposing her slender back for all to see.

"Let's do the unveiling. I can't wait until he sees his transformation." Auburn said with a confident smile.

She summoned a large body mirror so he could see his handsome face. He had short hair that she slightly curled and tapered in a fashionable way to mid-length. It was pristine, and he had a golden afterglow.

"It's amazing. I'd expect nothing less from a candidate of Aurora." Leon said with a charming smile.

"I'm glad you can understand the value of true beauty." Auburn said with a charming smile, "Are you satisfied?"

"Very." He replied with a heavenly expression.

She walked over to him and coquettishly whispered in his ear.

"Now I can see how handsome you are, and I like what I see." She said with a slight blush, "So I might be willing to service you again sometime if you ask...."

"I'd like that. Can I contact you via Forbidden Library?" Leon asked in a straight voice.

Auburn was stunned he didn't beg on the spot. "You do understand the meaning of service, yes?"

"Haircut?" He asked in faux confusion.

"No, you silly man. I mean [other] services." She giggled.

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Tricksie joined in on the attacking front with a playful yet crazed expression. She was cheerfully smiling while she hit the barrier with her eyes closed.

She had a [you go girl] look while playfully hitting the barrier, but the red lines were extremely large for someone that wasn't a lower demigod. It shocked both Auburn and Leon.

"If you mean the other interpretation, I'm honored, but I'll respectfully decline unless you join Harem City and join my main harem." He replied, "But there are no guarantees. I have two beautiful women I care about and one I have some interest in already."

The demigod was shocked in disbelief as he stood up and stretched.

"Thank you for the amazing haircut." Leon said with a charming smile, "I'll look great in the farming segment. You're welcome to say and watch your work shine on God Display."

Auburn opened and shut her mouth in disbelief. "Y-Yes. I think I'll do that. I'd love to oversee the process and give some feedback."

"That would be amazing. Now come, our teams and awaiting my arrival." Leon replied with a slight smile while walking away.

She looked to the sky and growled. "I still have till the end of the day, so don't you [dare] close out this bed."