Gourmet of Another World

Panda Novel

Er Ha looked very sad, confused, and weary. His face was covered in a beard as if he had grown ten thousand years older in a flash. He seemed to be a lover who had begged in front of the Buddha, only to suffer the most tragic separation. His eyes were filled with stories…

The corner of Bu Fang’s mouth twitched. ‘The Heavengod of Transmigration… No wonder I felt it was somewhat familiar when I helped Er Ha clean up the Heavengod power. What a coincidence…’ At the thought of this, he felt like shouting, “Well done, Er Ha! You’re the best!”

It never occurred to Bu Fang that Er Ha would sleep with the Heavengod of Transmigration’s daughter. It was not a feat that the average person could have achieved. ‘The Heavengod must have exploded with rage when he learned this, right?’

The girl had the Heavengod’s blood flowing in her. Ignoring her innate talent, her strength alone should be far stronger than Er Ha. And yet, he was able to sleep with her. This alone was an exceptional skill!

Most important of all, he could make the Heavengod’s daughter fall for him.

“Your story… It’s crazy.” Bu Fang exhaled deeply. He pulled out another spicy strip and gave it to Er Ha as the latter had finished his.

The spicy strip, improved by Bu Fang, was no longer the same. After Er Ha ate it, he felt that the energy in him was boiling. Not only had his injuries recovered, but his fighting prowess seemed to have improved a lot as well.

However, Er Ha’s vitality was indeed very strong. If it were another person facing the Heavengod’s slap, he would probably have turned into dust long ago, even if he had comprehended the Law of Life.

With his incredible vitality, Er Ha was able to survive the slap. Bu Fang was amazed by it.

“We truly love each other!”

When Er Ha saw that Bu Fang did not seem to take his words seriously, he became exasperated.

“That day, I saw her smiling among the flowers, and I was completely smitten by her… Hand in hand, we have crossed streams, rivers, and lands of death. We’ve killed evil spirits… We’ve been in great danger together, and we’ve been in great prosperity together as well…”

Er Ha’s eyes were a little misty. “Back then, she dressed as a man…”

Bu Fang raised his brows. When he tried to imagine that, his skin crept all over.

“That’s enough. You don’t have to say any more. I understand.”

Bu Fang quickly stopped Er Ha, shoved another oyster pancake into his mouth, and pulled him to his feet.

The whole hillside began to tremble. The aura of the Heavengod of Transmigration permeated the air as if to destroy the whole area. However, Bu Fang just waved his hand, and the aura was gone.

Er Ha’s legs were shattered, but under the effect of his powerful vitality, they slowly squirmed and were recovering. Evidently, the Heavengod’s slap had hurt him badly.

“Bu Fang young man… I’ve never begged you before, but I’m begging you this time. I want to go to her,” Er Ha said gloomily.

Bu Fang gave him an expressionless look. “You’ve never begged me? Just for the spicy strips alone, you’ve begged me no less than ninety-nine times.”

Er Ha, “…”

“But I’ll help you this time, because it just so happens that I’m going to settle scores with that Heavengod of Transmigration,” Bu Fang said lightly.

Er Ha was elated. “You’re the best, Bu Fang young man!” He spread his arms and hugged Bu Fang’s thigh, and his handsome face lit up with a gentle smile.

“Get lost!” Bu Fang shuddered.

…

They stayed in the relics of the ancient Heavengods. Bu Fang did not rush to find the Heavengod of Transmigration, because he had always known that Heavengods were not in the Chaotic Universe. He needed some time to think of his next moves.

A few days later, after eating a few spicy strips, Er Ha fully recovered. He kept his beard, though. As he put it, it was a reminder to him—he would not shave as long as he had not gotten his lover back.

“When she was taken away from me, that Heavengod seemed to strike from a boundless space… It was a cloudy yellow space that emanated a horrible aura.” Er Ha recalled the scene to Bu Fang, even though it cut his heart like a knife.

He had watched his hand part from hers. When their clenched hands were forcibly separated, his heart was filled with grief and despair, and even heaven and earth seemed to be crying for them.

“A cloudy yellow space…”

Bu Fang was lost in thought as he listened to Er Ha. After he became a Heavengod, he was able to feel a strong suction whenever he closed his eyes, which, he knew, came from that cloudy yellow whirlpool.

He did not know where the whirlpool led to, but he could sense the chaos in there. Perhaps it was the chaos of the Chaotic Universe.

Bu Fang gradually learned where the Heavengod of Transmigration was.

A bloody mist hung over the relics of the ancient Heavengods.

Bu Fang took Er Ha to the hill once again. Dressed in the Vermilion Robe, he seemed to be the only color in this world. The sky was overcast and colorless, emitting a hint of heaviness that made it hard to breathe.

Bu Fang stood on the hill with his hands behind his back, and Er Ha stood in the distance. It was here that the Heavengod had taken Er Ha’s lover, so he chose it as his starting point.

“Stand back a little more,” Bu Fang said, glancing at Er Ha.

Er Ha nodded. It seemed to him that Bu Fang was in a different state now.

Bu Fang took a deep breath, then stopped suppressing his aura. He closed his eyes. The next moment, the aura of a Heavengod spread out from his body.

In an instant, a great whirlpool emerged in the sky, tearing the void apart. A terrible rumbling sound rang out continuously, and a gust of wind blew over, sending the black sand and gravel on the ground tumbling.

Suddenly, the deafening sound of thunder erupted in the sky, deeply shaking Er Ha’s soul. He looked up in horror. A cloudy yellow whirlpool emerged up there, rotating rapidly, causing his emotions to begin to fluctuate violently.

“That… That is…”

Er Ha was very excited. The scene was exactly the same as when the Heavengod of Transmigration had appeared. ‘How did Bu Fang do it? What level of cultivation base has he reached now?!’

Bu Fang put his hands behind his back, his expression unchanged as he looked up at the whirlpool in the sky. The suction coming from it was so strong that he could not help but want to fly toward it. It was a bit like the legendary ascension. No wonder there were no Heavengods in the Chaotic Universe, for they had all ascended.

“Bu Fang young man… You… You…” Er Ha was so shocked that he could not keep his mouth close.

Bu Fang looked at him, smiled, and said, “I’m also a Heavengod now.” With that, he activated his God of Cooking’s Eye.

The whole Chaotic Universe seemed to tremble slightly at this moment. In the Immortal Spirit Divine Dynasty, Xiao Yanyu, cultivating in seclusion, opened her eyes. Her expression became somewhat complicated. In the Xiayi Divine Dynasty, the Divine Emperor took a deep breath.

Somewhere in the starry sky, Mu Hongzi was fishing with Summer. As he felt the slight vibration in the air, he smiled. “What’s supposed to come will come…”

…

As the cloudy yellow whirlpool rotated, the hole in it grew larger. Finally, it distorted completely and opened up, revealing the scene behind the whirlpool. It seemed to be an even larger world. A great suction force erupted from it, crushing countless pieces of stone into powder.

Bu Fang raised his brows. He knew that an ordinary person would not be able to survive this kind of force and then enter that space. Even a God King would have his flesh crushed by the terrifying force.

He took a step and flew into the air. Guided by a beam of light, he walked toward the vast space behind the whirlpool. At this moment, the sky was filled with a divine tune, accompanied by a constant flash of bright light and brilliant aurora.

It was a cool scene that made Bu Fang look like a celestial being about to ascend.

“Er Ha… come!” Bu Fang cried out.

With a wave of his hand, the Black Turtle Constellation Wok flew out, spinning, and then transformed into an enormous black wok. Er Ha was stunned. The next moment, he was sucked into the wok and fell inside. The wok then took him to the sky.

Bu Fang’s hair danced fiercely in the wind. Suddenly, the velvet rope that bound his hair broke and fell toward the ground.

Er Ha’s jaw dropped. He was shocked by what was happening before his eyes, but he was also a little excited at the same time. With one trembling hand, he took out a spicy strip and held it between his lips.

“My love… Here I come!” he shouted, and his eyes grew more determined!

Boom!

The heavens and the earth trembled, while various phenomena kept appearing in various places throughout the Chaotic Universe.

The Planet of Nirvana, hundreds of millions of miles away, shook, and a surge of spiritual energy poured out from inside its core, enveloping the entire planet. At that moment, all the newborn children on the planet were blessed. Their whole bodies glowed as they were baptized by the divine light.

…

In the capital of the Xiayi Divine Dynasty…

The Divine Emperor stepped out of the palace, looked up at the shaking starry sky, and felt emotional.

“Owner Bu finally left too… All those who became Heavengods seem to end up going to that chaos, which must have something to do with the absence of Heavengods in the Chaotic Universe and the disappearance of all ancient Heavengods. I hope Owner Bu will be able to solve the mystery…”

…

The ascension did not feel good. The cloudy yellow energy seemed to brush off a layer of skin.

Er Ha lay trembling in the black wok as a great pressure weighed down on him. Over his head, lightning flashed, the wind blew, the fire blazed, and the rain fell. It was like the end of the world.

At last, the black wok ceased to tremble, and everything around it became quiet.

‘Is it over?’ thought Er Ha.

“You can come out now,” Bu Fang’s faint voice rang out.

Hearing his voice, Er Ha carefully poked his head out of the wok. What was presented before his eyes was a hazy world.

The sky was cloudy and yellow, and the spiritual energy in the air was so thick that it was almost on the verge of turning into liquid. When he took a deep breath, the humid air made him want to sneeze.

“Where is this?” Er Ha was stunned.

“This is chaos…” Bu Fang’s weak voice rang out beside him.

Er Ha was taken aback. He turned his head and saw Bu Fang, who was standing not far away with a pale face.

A huge, cloudy yellow sphere hung in the sky, emitting a tremendous amount of energy at all times. Was that sphere the so-called chaos?

“This is the deepest part of the Chaotic Universe, the Chaos Space. The secret of the absence of Heavengods in the Chaotic Universe lays here as well,” Bu Fang said. “Of course, your girl is here, too.”

He put away the God of Cooking Sets and took a deep breath. His body glowed and was absorbing energy at all times. Coming here from the Chaotic Universe had almost exhausted his Heavengod power.

Although his body was absorbing energy on its own, it would take some time for him to fully recover.

“So what are we going to do now?”

This was the first time Er Ha had come here, so he did not know what to do.

Bu Fang glanced at him, then at the distance. The corner of his mouth twitched a little, then he said, “Our arrival has attracted a lot of attention. Someone’s coming to pick us up…”