Genius Daddy in the City

The patriarch gritted his teeth in resentment. He had no choice but to suppress his grievance and smile sincerely, “The incantation for this item only has two words—screw me.”

“Screw me?”

The green ox was first stunned, then it looked at the patriarch suspiciously, “You aren’t lying to me? Is the incantation really this short?”

The moment he opened his mouth, the patriarch realized that he seemed to have suffered a loss. He hurriedly corrected himself, “Actually, I lied to you, because this incantation is a secret technique from my sect!”

Pow!

Another few hooves kicked over.

The patriarch sucked in a mouthful of blood and said, wanting to cry but no tears came out, “The real incantation has three words, that is ‘screw my mother’. Now I’ve told you everything.”

“You did well!”

Only then did the green ox nod its head in satisfaction. He took out another cigarette and lit it up for himself. He took a deep puff and muttered, “Screw my mother…

“Screw my mother… Screw my mother…”

Not sure if it was an illusion, but the more it chanted, the smoother it became. It immediately said excitedly, “You don’t say, but with this incantation, the effect has indeed increased greatly!”

The Patriarch of Hell almost laughed out loud when he saw its silly look. He was secretly pleased with himself, ‘You’re as cunning as a fox. In the end, you believed in my lie.’

Thinking up to this point, he said with a wicked sense of humor again, “Brother Ox, I suddenly remembered that there are actually two more incantations. The effect is better than the one you just chanted.”

He held back his laughter and said, “Listen carefully, the second line is ‘Stop it’, and the third line is ‘I’m coming’!”

The green ox took out another cigarette and took a big puff. He stomped on the ground, “Stop it, stop it…

“I’m coming, I’m coming…

“I’m coming, I’m coming…”

“…”

After several chanting, the cauldron was completely heated up. The green ox carried the patriarch up without a word, “Alright, I’ll send you into the medicinal cauldron!”

“Don’t!”

The Patriarch of Hell was anxious, “Please let me go on account that I contributed such a rare item like the Malboro and taught you my sect’s incantation.”

“Hehe!”

The green ox snickered, “Do you really think I’m stupid? If I’m not mistaken, there’s something wrong with your incantation earlier!”

The Patriarch of Hell was shocked, ‘How did this stupid ox know that I was messing with it? Does it know what those three sentences mean?’

At the next moment, the green ox thought that it was clever and said, “If I’m not wrong, the three incantations should be linked together instead of being chanted separately.”

The Patriarch of Hell was speechless hearing that.

“Alright, your time is up!”

The green ox lifted him up and opened the lid of the cauldron. Without a word, it threw him inside and closed the lid.

After the Patriarch of Hell was stuffed into the cauldron, he fell into a pool of medicinal elixir. It was boiling with countless bubbles.

With the patriarch’s physical body, although this temperature was not enough to completely boil him, he knew that the green ox would definitely raise the temperature of the fire out there.

By then, even he would not be able to withstand it.

“D*mn it!”

The Patriarch could not move at all. He allowed the medicinal elixir to cover him as he felt aggrieved, “I thought that I, the Patriarch of Hell, would be able to dominate the cultivation world in my previous life. I didn’t expect to die in such a way!”

The temperature of the elixir was rising.

“What a rich medicinal elixir!”

The patriarch could not help but swallow a mouthful. Immediately, he felt his body become incomparably warm. He simply gritted his teeth and said, “D*mn it! Fortunately, Fellow Ye taught me the Spirit Devouring Technique before he left!

“I’d like to see if you can refine me faster or if I can refine this medicinal elixir faster!”

Thinking to this point, he immediately activated Ye Chen’s Spirit Devouring Technique and drank the medicinal elixir in the cauldron manically before refining it.

Before long, he drank half of the medicinal elixir.

Gulp, gulp…

The sound of water being drunk echoed in the cauldron.

“What’s that sound?”

The ears of the green ox guarding outside twitched, and it pressed its face close to the cauldron. He wanted to open the lid to take a look, but worried that the medicinal fragrance would dissipate and cause the pill refinement to fail.

“Old Ox, I once heard my master say that when refining a supreme treasure pill, there would be a phenomenon, just like the boiling of the sea.”

Thinking to this point, the green ox became excited, “This means that I’ve done it right!”

At the next moment, it threw all the supreme herbs it had painstakingly collected into the elixir container.

Soon after, it opened its mouth and spat a gush of True Samadhi Fire that enveloped the entire cauldron.

“This is that dumb ox’s 2000-year-old knotweed?”

The patriarch’s eyes in the cauldron turned red when he saw the golden object falling down. Without a word, he bit it with his mouth and quickly chewed it before swallowing it.

“This is that stupid ox’s Phoenix Blood Sacred Fruit…”

As one supreme herb after another was thrown in, the green ox outside suddenly felt that something was wrong, “Why is there no movement from that patriarch?”

At that moment, miserable screams came from within the cauldron, “Ah, it’s so hot. It’s burning me to death. I’m dying…”

Only then did the green ox relax. He continued to throw in the supreme herb, thinking that it was about to refine a supreme treasure pill.

He could not help but take out a cigarette and smoke it, “Screw my mother. Stop it, I’m coming!”

As the patriarch inside the cauldron consumed more and more supreme herbs, his body emitted golden rays.

If one took a closer look, they would discover that a golden speck of light in his body was gradually condensing into a golden bead.

“True Core. I’ve finally condensed a True Core…”

The Patriarch of Hell was so excited that he wanted to chant what the green ox was chanting.

Golden Core was divided into the Pseudo Core and the True Core. In the early stages of Golden Core, one only needed to consolidate a Pseudo Core within the body.

In order to reach intermediate-stage Golden Core, one would need to consolidate a True Core. Based on the patriarch’s original plan, he would take at least half a year to reach intermediate-stage Golden Core.

However, this was a blessing in disguise.

“Dumb ox, just you wait. When I fully consolidate my core and officially step into intermediate-stage Golden Core, your lousy rope won’t be able to trap me!”

The Patriarch of Hell held his breath and said, “When the time comes, I’ll seal your cultivation base and throw you into the ox pen. Then, I’ll find a few female oxen in heat and ravage you…”

Meanwhile, when the green ox outside saw the faint golden light emitting from the cauldron, it became even more excited, “Divine splendor, this is divine splendor! The phenomenon has appeared again. Looks like it’s destined that I’ll refine a supreme treasure pill!

“Once I refined that and consumed it, I’ll definitely attain the Saint Dao…”

It summoned another wave of True Samadhi Fire and enveloped the cauldron. It wished that time would pass quickly.

The patriarch was also frantically refining the medicinal properties. The two of them were competing with each other to see who would be refined first!