Flower Master in the City

"Give me all the valuable things?" Summer very seriously asked, he anyway bored, and want to delay time, decided to play with this idiot robber.

"Nonsense, hurry up. Don't think I dare not stab you. I've got too much blood on my pig knife. Give me some help!" The robber shouted impatiently.

"In fact, I also want to hand over all the valuable things. However, it's impossible, because a genius like me has nothing that is not valuable. It's my hair. It's also priceless!" Summer sigh way: "Hey, or, I give you a hair?"

"Are you fucking me?" The robber was angry and waved a pig knife. "Do you really want me to kill you? I'm not afraid to tell you. I cut one off the other day and threw it on the mountain. No one knows. If I cut you off, no one will know! "

It's not too fake. There are mountains everywhere. Almost no one died in the mountains. It's still hard to be found in a short time. However, with the development of this area, it will be found in the future.

"Well, actually, I don't think you're a qualified robber. I said where did you get that silk sock, but you didn't find it. Is it transparent? It's no use wearing your stockings. I can see a mole on your face! " Summer said lazily.

"You're a fucking idiot!" The robber roared, "don't you know if you see me, it's a dead end? When you see me, you can't pretend not to know. When you go out, you can call the police and catch me? You're stupid to say it now. You say I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot. You city people are all fucking idiots. You have a good life, but you have to come to this poor gully to struggle. You're born cheap! "

In summer, he looked at the robber a little surprised: "in fact, I'm not from the city. However, you seem to dislike the city people very much. Hey, did any city people come here to seduce your wife?"

"Shut the fuck up!" At last, the robber couldn't bear it. He rushed towards summer with a pig knife.

In the summer, she walked back slowly, and said, "Hey, if your wife is really robbed, I suggest you, you should rob the woman behind me. Look, her face, her body, and your wife can't even compare with one tenth of her."

Speaking, summer has retreated to yeyumei's side, and the robber with the pig knife rushed to summer's front, and then, he was immediately stupid.

Ding!

The butcher's knife fell to the ground. The beauty of yeyumei is undoubtedly a powerful weapon, which made the robber throw away his weapon.

"Immortal Fairies! " The robber's mouth was running.

"She's not a fairy. She's a witch." Summer corrected it.

The fairy wants to worship and the devil wants to fall down. Of course, this is for ordinary people. In summer, no matter the fairy or the devil, as long as they are beautiful, they should fall down.

"Fairy, you can be my wife Er! " The robber really wanted to take yeyumei as his wife, but before he finished speaking, he let out a short scream and fell on his back. A small stone pierced his throat and killed him on the spot.

In the air, suddenly there was a little more bloody smell. The robber with a pig knife robbed him and finally put his own life on.

Summer is a little unhappy, he stared at yeyumei: "Hey, how did you kill him? I 'm bored. It' s hard to find a guy to play with, and you 'll kill him! "

But yeyumei said nothing, retreated 100 meters, sat on a big stone with her knees crossed, and continued to meditate, but she did not know whether she was cultivating or controlling her emotions.

"It seems that I have to educate you well. Do you know it's wrong to kill people? I'll tell you, this is not your hometown. You can't kill people casually here. Killing people here is going to jail... " In summer, ye Yumei began to be educated. For a person who doesn't know about summer, it may be normal to hear him say these words. After all, what he said is right. But when a person who knows the root and the bottom of summer hears him say this, he will surely want to kill him. This guy's good intention is to say that killing is not illegal? He killed himself, didn't he?

Yeyumei also wants to seal her mouth in summer. Is there few people killed by this little bastard? How could he be so shameless?

After educating yeyumei, she found that yeyumei still had no response. In summer, she was a bit depressed: "it's really a witch that can't be taught. It's only suitable for pushing down. If you talk so much nonsense to her, it's better to push her down directly."

"Oh, by the way, I suddenly think of something. You are also the immortals. Now you immortals are killing people in disorder. It's just in my charge. Do you think I should catch you up, put you in a small black house, and spank you a thousand times a day?" Summer thought about it and said, let alone, strictly speaking, it really belongs to him. The dark group and the dragon group are organizing a special group to act on the immortals. Summer is the leader of this special group in name.

Unfortunately, yeyumei still doesn't speak. It seems that she intends to fight against everything with silence.

"No mistake, they are all mute!" Summer really a bit depressed, this dead woman can't accompany him to say two words?

Summer finally or continue to move forward, and night jade Mei is still leisurely follow him behind 100 meters.

"Honey, here comes the goblin. Guess whether it's a big goblin or a small one Honey, here comes the goblin. Guess it's a goblin or a goblin... " Moving voice, in some open mountains, sounds more crisp and pleasant.

Summer is to stay, how to return a responsibility, how come the goblin?

However, a few seconds later, he realized that it was a mobile phone ring. Just the day before he came to Qingfeng mountain, the goblin changed his mobile phone ring.

The ring tone of Qiao Xiaoqiao's mobile phone is not completely cancelled this time. The ring tone is still there. However, only when Qiao Xiaoqiao calls, can he hear the ring tone. Now every wife calls in summer, the ring tone will be different. The goblin has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically only needs to listen to the ring tone to know Who called.

"Little goblin wife, do you have something to do with me?" Summer answered the phone soon, asked casually.

"Husband, are you ok?" The goblin asked with concern.

"Of course I'm fine. What's the matter?" In summer, I think the issue of goblin is a bit abrupt.

"Since it's OK, how did you walk for most of the day, only a few kilometers?" Said the goblin quickly.

"Oh, I'm walking." Summer replied solemnly.

"Husband, you are so boring!" The goblin yawned, "well, I'm bored, too. I'm going to play!"

"Wait!" Summer hurriedly shouts to stop goblin, "wife, I am really bored now, but I can only walk slowly, can you make me not so bored?"

"I can't help it, husband. Don't you have a mobile phone? You can play games on your mobile Said the goblin quickly.

"But I can't seem to play!" It's a bit depressing in summer, which is not his strong point all the time.

"Husband, you can play by yourself. Three year olds can do it." The goblin yawned again, "since you're OK, I'll hang up first!"

After the goblin finished speaking, he hung up the phone. He didn't call again in summer. Then he began to think about mobile games while walking. After a long time of thinking about it, he finally found a very depressing thing. The so-called three-year-old children can play games. He just didn't know how to play. When he was going to call the goblin again, he found a more depressing thing Boring thing, the cell phone is out of power!

In fact, the most depressing thing is that he can't charge his cell phone without power. It's not that he doesn't bring a charger, but there's no place to charge near here.

"It seems that we have to go to Muyang County earlier!" Summer suddenly found that after a few months of living in the city, he began to be a little uncomfortable with the life without mobile phones. No, as soon as his mobile phone ran out of power, he wanted to charge it immediately. Otherwise, in case any wife was in a hurry to find him, what could he do?

Although he still wears a dark watch, not every wife can contact him in this way.

Think of this, summer then toward night jade Mei shouted: "Hey, big steamed bread, we walk quickly, tonight to Muyang County overnight."

Summer really sped up the pace, of course, did not let the speed to the fastest, so, just in the dark, he arrived at Muyang county.

Although Yunqing is in Muyang County, he didn't go to find Yunqing immediately in summer. Instead, he went to Dongsheng hotel first. He planned to open a room first.

"Give me a room." Summer said to the waiter.

The night jade Mei that hasn't spoken all the time, at this time suddenly received a sentence: "two."

"Just one." Summer immediately said.

"Two!" Said Ye Yumei coldly.

The waiter fainted a little: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"

"I only need one room. If she wants more, let her make a reservation." Summer lazily said a sentence, and then a look of schadenfreude at yeyumei, "Hey, you don't seem to have money?"

Yeyumei didn't have any money with her. She didn't even bring anything, but she did bring something in summer. In other people's eyes, at least, she also brought a small travel bag in summer, which can still contain some clothes.

Yeyumei finally stops talking, but the waiter is even more dizzy. These two people are too weird. Are they lovers?