Epic of Ice Dragon: Reborn As An Ice Dragon With A System

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"[Divine Cooking Kitchen Spirit Summon]! [Divine Spoon of The God of Cooking]! [Divine Chopping Knife of The God of Cooking]!"

POOOOF!

Suddenly, a gigantic kitchen made of divine holy metal and spirits emerged surrounding the gigantic squid-like monster, as the Deep One noticed Drake was holding a massive golden spoon and a sharp golden knife…

A Divinity Aura he had never seen before began flowing everywhere, generating a [Divine Cooking Domain]. Millions of Cooking Spirits started dancing everywhere, as if happy of what was about to happen now.

"W-What are you doing…?! W-What is this?!" The Deep One was deeply flabbergasted, completely shocked by what his countless eyes were seeing. Never through his long lifespan had he confronted a power like this one.

"You look like a squid so I'm going to make you into a good meal. Everyone must be hungry after all." Drake said, a vicious smile surged on his lips. The Deep One quickly realized… this Dragon wasn't right in the head.

"WHAT?!" The Deep One was simply not prepared for Drake's over-the-top ridiculousness. On his shock, he tried to run away, but before he even realized it…

He found himself being cooked inside the gigantic pot! His entire body was boiling, and all the impurities were being cleaned out with this powerful divine cooking domain. To make things more horrifying, there were countless herbs, vegetables, and other types of meats floating all around him!

"T-This is…! Y-You're cooking me?!" The aberrant vessel cried, as his entire body was boiling alive, and deliciously merging with the many spices and ingredients! A delicious aroma that even put him off began to emanate from the skies, divine flames blazing below the pot made the cooking process rather fast.

"You're going to become a tasty meal, bastard." Drake laughed, as his Chopping Knife reached the Deep One. He had detected this knife was rather weak, so he simply thought he was playing around…

"[Perfect Onion Chopping]! (Includes non-Onion ingredients)!"

"HUH?!"

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

The entire body of the Deep One's vessel was sliced into countless rings, as blood and guts splattered everywhere, but were quickly merged into the soup.

"GRAAAAHHHH…! S-STOP! Eh?! Why… Why am I still conscious within the vessel?!" The ancient eldritch entity was going insane! "I've already been chopped to pieces!"

"Within my Cooking Domain, I have absolute power over my ingredients!" Laughed Drake.

"Y-You bastard…! YOU'RE INSANE!" The Deep One, an eldritch being that was most likely not from this world called Drake insane.

"Hoh? Look who's talking." Laughed Drake, as his spoon quickly smacked his head and then tasted the soup. "Hmm~ needs more boiling. Well, you'll be free from this vessel once the meal is done, so enjoy as you're boiled alive for a few more minutes, my friend!"

CLAP!

Drake closed the lid as he heard the screams of the Deep One from within the inside of the pot, he looked down as he noticed his friends flying towards him, it seems they had all finished their battles.

"Papa! What are ya cooking?" Wondered little Benladra.

"Nnn! Smells good." Said Kate.

"Oh, a very delicious seafood stew." Said Drake. "I am also preparing some grilled squid with soy sauce in the side." He pointed out at a large flame floating in midair with sticks, which were also floating in midair, stuck with large pieces of tentacles cut finely into filet-like shapes and seasoned nicely.

The two girls began drooling as they smelled the delicious meals. Meanwhile, Benladra and Miranda couldn't contain their laughter, as they had noticed he was just cooking alive the vessel of the Deep One, his screams could be clearly heard from within the pot even now.

"GRAAAHH! FREE ME AT ONCE!"

"T-THIS IS A COMPLETE INSOLENCE TOWARDS MY VERY BEING!"

"I AM NOT A COOKING INGREDIENT! YOU DAMN LIZARD!"

"Y-YOU BASTARD! I'LL MAKE SURE TO KILL YOU AND KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVEEEEE!"

"GRAAAAAAHHHHH! JUST LET ME GO ALREADY!"

"I… I… DON'T WANT TO BECOME FOOD!!!"

As they laughed at his pathetic screams, Rose and Coral emerged from within Drake's shadows, now that it was finally safe, they started glancing around while sitting on his gigantic shoulders.

"D-Did you really began to cook him, Sir Drake?" Rose wondered while feeling pity for the eldritch being.

"I can't believe you're this strong…!" Said Coral while feeling surprised.

"Well it is all thanks to you guys and the people of the suburbs that I've been able to improve my Cooking Power the most. Making everyone happy with my meals actually made me stronger." Laughed Drake.

"Papa's the best chef ever!" Benladra said while puffing her chest pridefully. "He makes me yummy food every day, all the time~!"

"Nn! I like cheesecake the most." Kate nodded.

"Uwaah, I am so jealous! I wish I could had have such an awesome dad…" Sighed Rose.

"D-Did you two always were served this type of high quality food since you were babies?!" Coral said. "Agh, I am so jelly now…"

"Hahah, don't worry. As long as I live I will give you and everyone else the most delicious food I can make." Drake smiled back at the children.

Meanwhile, one of his doppelgangers reached the Misty Forest, where his other companions had just finished slaying a powerful high-rank Divine Beast Boss that the witch had summoned.

"W-What?! You actually killed it?!" She reacted just as shocked as he expected her to be.

"See? My friends are not rubbish like you called us." Ruby said with a cocky smirk. "Now, are you going to follow your words and help us out? We don't want to hurt you, we just want to talk."

"Yeah please stop throwing monster at us…" Hector sighed.

"Come on, stop being such a bitch already…" Yuki crossed her arms.

"P-Please ignore her words! We are just here to ask you some things… We want to know more about this country's past." Pekora said politely.

The witch's entire body, covered in mist and shadows, slowly began to reveal itself as she sighed. A gorgeous and beautiful mermaid with long pink hair and purple eyes emerged from within her disguise, wearing a long dress made of shells and seaweed.

"Very well, I guess you've earned it."

Her appearance shocked everyone, not because she was beautiful but… because she looked identical to Rose.

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