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Translator: GodBrandy 

Song Shuhang knew that luck was not on his side when he saw the [Network Connection Error] prompt.

His phone's screen was showing that there were two bars of signal, yet there was no Internet connection.

Under normal circumstances, his heartbeat should accelerate when in this kind of situation, but his wooden body did not coordinate with him.

Someone once joked that these days, having an Internet connection was of the utmost importance for most people. Once they lost connection to the Internet, they would find it difficult to live their lives.

Song Shuhang had always felt that he was an exception to this.

How could the Internet possibly be so vital? It would be fine if it didn't exist. If there was no Internet, he could still read books, and reading books for free in bookstores made him much happier than surfing the Internet.

But at this moment, he personally experienced what it was like for those who relied on the Internet a lot when they lost connection.

His fingers moved quickly, tapping all over his phone, but his phone would just not connect to the Internet. It was important to remember that this was a phone that had been magically modified, and it would be able to connect to the Internet even if it was in space!

At this time, Senior White finished sealing the inner demon tribulation, and he turned his head to look at Song Shuhang.

"Shuhang, it's sealed." White beckoned at Song Shuhang. "Come over here and take it."

Song Shuhang replied, "Coming."

At this time, he suddenly had an idea. He opened up his contacts list and looked for Senior Yellow Mountain's name. He was planning on sending an SMS to Senior Yellow Mountain and asking him to delete the message that he had just sent with his group owner privileges.

Hah! I'm so witty!

Song Shuhang quickly tapped on the keyboard and soon finished writing the message, which was then successfully sent to Senior Yellow Mountain.

Although there was no Internet connection, his phone still had a signal.

Now, he just needed to stall for some time and keep Senior White occupied so that he wouldn't look at his phone.

Song Shuhang finally managed to calm himself down a bit. He put away his phone and began taking small steps toward Senior White.

While he was walking toward Senior White... Senior White's phone rang.

Senior White held the sealed inner demon tribulation in one hand and took out his phone with the other. He answered the call and put the phone to his ear. "Hello, White Crane, what's the matter?"

Song Shuhang stopped in his tracks.

Sixteen covered her eyes with her hands.

"Senior White, I heard that you're looking for a partner from among the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Can I sign myself up?" True Monarch White Crane's excited voice sounded from the other end.

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A puzzled look appeared on Senior White's face. "A partner?"

At the same time, Senior White subconsciously turned to look at Shuhang.

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Shuhang looked as if he were doing a moonwalk. He was making the motions for walking forward, but he was actually moving further and further away from him.

"Hehe." Senior White's eyes narrowed, and a beautiful smile emerged on his face.

Senior White said with a smile, "Did Shuhang post something in the group chat?"

True Monarch White Crane did not forget its loyalty. "No, it's not little friend Shuhang. I got this news from somewhere else."

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Senior White said, "Hm, okay, I see. I'll talk to you later."

Then, Senior White hung up the phone and waved to Song Shuhang in the distance.

Song Shuhang revealed an embarrassed smile.

Senior White said, "Come here, I won't eat you. Take this sealed inner demon tribulation."

Song Shuhang braced himself and moved closer to Senior White. Tremblingly, he extended his right hand.

At this moment, he looked like a poor native who had mispronounced the ❮Three-Character Classic❯ and was about to taste Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman's ruler.

Senior White smiled and handed the sealed inner demon tribulation to him, and Song Shuhang received it carefully.

There was no problem with the seal, and the inner demon tribulation did not suddenly break out of the seal and jump at him.

Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief. He immediately sent the inner demon tribulation into his Inner World, placing it together with the sealed tribulation lightning. Then, he glanced at Senior White again.

"Let's go." Senior White lifted Meteor Sword, turned around handsomely, and returned to the giant flying sword magical treasure.

Song Shuhang looked confused.

That's it?

No coiling flight? No supersonic trip to outer space? No punishments?

Could Senior White have just forgiven me?

After being left stunned for a while, he suddenly thought of another possibility.

Maybe because he's going to get to have a taste of the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯ and the ❮Inner Demon Tribulation Sashimi Slices❯ soon, Senior White is in a good mood. When a person is in a good mood, small mistakes can be ignored!

Song Shuhang finally understood how important it was to be a master at cooking.

"I'm coming, Senior White." Song Shuhang smiled brightly, and he gestured to Sixteen. "Sixteen, Senior Turtle, let's go."

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword said, "I bet that little friend Shuhang will not survive until tonight."

Senior Turtle retorted in a righteous tone, "Don't say such an unlucky thing. I bet that he... will at least live until this afternoon."

Sixteen put down her hands which were covering her eyes, and a thoughtful expression appeared on her face.

Sister White Dragon whispered in her ear, [Sage White's reaction is too weird. Could Sage White be really looking for a partner?]

Sixteen shook her head.

Afterward, she drove her treasured saber and followed Song Shuhang.

After all of them returned to the giant flying sword, the magical treasure started moving again and flew toward the passage that led to the Beast Realm.

As for the aftermath left by the tribulation, it was left to Ding Gan and his master to deal with.

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Inside a restaurant in the Jiangnan area, Papa Song, Mama Song, and their friends sat down again and continued chatting amongst themselves.

Regarding what they had seen just now outside the window, all of them ignored it due to the influence of Pavilion Master Chu's magical technique.

The only impression that was left in Papa Song's and Mama Song's minds was that Song Shuhang had "skyrocketed".

Other than that, they also had a faint impression of the two beauties beside Song Shuhang.

Papa Song and Mama Song looked at each other tacitly.

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The flying sword continued to fly through the sky rapidly.

Senior White had activated the autopilot, so that he did not need to manually operate the magical treasure to reach the Beast Realm.

With that, he could also rest.

Senior White folded his hands and propped up his chin, his eyes shining like stars in the night sky.

But if one were to look closely, they would be able to notice that he was distracted.

Inside the cabin of the flying sword, Senior Turtle was imparting some cultivation knowledge to Lady Onion.

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Sixteen sat next to Song Shuhang and listened with him.

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There was never a shortage of Tribulation Transcender and Immortal-level lectures when around Song Shuhang.

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Whenever Senior Turtle lectured seriously, the content of its lecture was never a disappointment. It taught Lady Onion in the same way that the Great Northern Emperor had taught it.

Song Shuhang was mesmerized as he listened in.

Suddenly, a gust of sand drifted past him, and a hot wind blew against his face.

"Huh?" Song Shuhang was taken aback.

In the next moment, he discovered that he had unknowingly appeared in a desert.

"This place..."

Isn't this Senior White's illusory reality?

"Did Senior White become distracted again?" Song Shuhang rubbed his temples in distress.

With the desert already here, the young man in green robes should be appearing soon, right?

"Jingle~"

He soon heard the jingling sound of a horse's bell.

"Perfect," said Song Shuhang. He had been looking for a chance to enter Senior White's illusory reality. He did not expect to have his wish granted so soon!