Cultivation Chat Group

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

The content of Fairy Dongfang Six’s call gave Song Shuhang too big a surprise—the surprise was actually so big that it made him feel a little uncomfortable.

Song Shuhang began to consider whether to switch out with his clone at Western Orchid Island.

A clone was meant to take on the troubles of the main body anyway, right?

Although it was true that their senses would be shared, with the clone as a buffer, the pain that the main body would suffer would be reduced by a notch.

It was only after Fairy Dongfang Six had left that Song Shuhang and Doudou dared continue to breathe.

Previously, the two of them didn’t even dare to breathe in fear of being discovered.

Doudou said, “Shuhang, I feel that the area between your eyebrows is pretty dark these days… I’ve given it some thought, and have decided to move out. Yellow Mountain gave me a good bit of funds this time, so I plan on renting a place near yours.”

As for what True Monarch Yellow Mountain had told him earlier—that he could come out to play for only one day—he had long forgotten about it.

Song Shuhang hugged Doudou tightly. “Good brother, we should share blessings as well as difficulties. Our relationship isn’t just that of brothers, but even better than that. Even if I were to become so poor that I only had a single bowl of rice, I would still give you half of the bowl. I’m living in such a large place like Medicine Master’s building, so how could I possibly not let you live with me? You don’t need to be polite, you’re welcome to stay.”

After saying that, Song Shuhang hugged Doudou and quickly ran to Medicine Master’s building.

Doudou shouted, “Will you listen to me?!”

Damn you, just a few months ago, I could still grab you and throw you into the sky.

“Don’t worry, I have the Inner World.” Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “If Senior Creation really comes over to give me a big surprise, can’t I just hide? We can simply hide in the Inner World.”

Doudou’s eyes lit up when he heard his words.

Right! We can always hide if we can’t fight them head-on.

“Shuhang, you’re right. Anyway, I’m hungry. Can we go and buy some milk-flavored dog food? Last time, I found a dog food store that sells all kinds of flavors of dog food, and its milk flavor is the most fragrant,” Doudou strongly urged.

Song Shuhang smiled slightly, and said, “I’ll treat you to whatever you want to eat.”

Doudou probably didn’t know that his Inner World could become completely unreliable at critical times, with it running away before even he could. However, he would naturally not tell this to Doudou.

Good brothers shared not only blessings, but difficulties as well.

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After a whole day, Song Shuhang had accompanied Doudou to go shopping, bought a lot of food, and then headed back to Medicine Master’s building.

Afterward, he went back to multitasking. While he was playing games with Doudou, his consciousness had entered the Learning God System, starting to learn the ancient language.

Learning made him happy~

Games and study complemented each other, and time flew by so fast that it was already dusk before he knew it.

Doudou had kept his big monster dog form. He was flexibly operating the mouse and keyboard. “By the way, I wanted to ask something… Shuhang, are you sick?”

Although he could take on a human form, he was still more used to his monster dog form.

Doudou said, “Ever since this afternoon, you’ve been trembling non-stop, and while we were chatting, I could hear your voice trembling.”

“Hehe~ Don’t worry, I’m not sick.” Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “It’s just that while I was playing with you, I was also studying the language of the ancient era. The language of the ancient era is quite difficult to learn, and my Learning God System comes with its own punishment system. I’ve been trembling because of the electric shocks from the punishments.”

“F*ck, have you been trembling all this time because you were continuously electrocuted?” Doudou’s eyes widened.

This guy was constantly getting electrocuted and trembling nonstop, yet could still chat and play games with him?

Doudou couldn’t help but think of what Song Shuhang had said to him before… Feel the pain, endure the pain, and get used to the pain.

This guy couldn’t have already entered the fourth stage, and begun to enjoy the pain, could he?

Ding dong~

At this time, the doorbell to Medicine Master’s building rang.

Doudou asked, “There’s a guest? Considering the time, could it be a friend of yours who has come to call you to eat out?”

“It’s Saturday today, so my friends only had class for half the day. They should have all gone home after the morning.” Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “With that said, it should be the ‘express delivery’ with the immortal boat we ordered.”

Doudou doubtfully said, “So fast? We only sent the designs over this morning, yet the product has already arrived? The last time I ordered, it hadn’t been this fast.”

“I chose an already existing immortal boat model. They simply had to put it together and add a transformation feature, so it isn’t that surprising for the delivery to be this fast,” Song Shuhang said. After he pushed his laptop to Doudou’s feet, he said, “Come on, take over for me. I’ll get the delivery and come back right away.”

Doudou shouted, “Wait, wait a minute! We’re at the big boss right now, my hind feet aren’t as flexible as my front paws.”

Song Shuhang waved his hand, “Multitasking is a very practical skill for cultivators. Doudou, you got this, I believe you can do it.”

Bang~

He waved his hand, closed the door, and headed downstairs.

“Woof, woof, woof! Damn it, whatever! If we’re talking about multitasking, I used to chat with six Chuchus all by myself!” Doudou let out a hot-blooded cry as his front paw controlled his own device, wildly knocking on the mouse and keyboard.

His hind legs controlled Song Shuhang’s mouse and keyboard, using Song Shuhang’s character to assist him.

His four legs kept flailing about, just as if he was convulsing.

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Song Shuhang quickly ran downstairs and opened the door to Medicine Master’s building.

The doorbell continued to ring.

Song Shuhang called, “Is it the express delivery? I’m coming right away.”

Outside the house, a cold voice calmly said, “No… This isn’t an express delivery, I’ve come to check the water meter.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

The scholar calmly said, “It’s me, Scholar Drunken Sun.”

“Scholar Drunken Sun?” Song Shuhang looked dazed. Wait, if he remembered correctly…

He quickly took out his mobile phone and checked the ‘name’ he marked.

Scholar Drunken Moone.

The pronunciation should be similar to ‘Drunken Moone’, right? Why had it become ‘Drunken Sun’?

Song Shuhang opened the door, and saw the strange but familiar face of the scholar.

“Scholar Drunken Moone?” Song Shuhang reconfirmed cautiously.

The scholar calmly said, “Little friend Shuhang, it’s Drunken Sun, not Drunken Moon.”

Song Shuhang scratched his head.

So… was it because he recorded the wrong name on his phone? Or was it that Scholar Drunken Moone had finally forgotten his own daoist name?

When I get the chance, I will check with Senior Northern River.

Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “Scholar, please come in.”

Song Shuhang asked, “By the way, Scholar Drunken M— no, Scholar Drunken Sun, did you go to Heavenly Field Island?”

The scholar nodded. “But I heard that you left, so I flew here from Heavenly Field Island to find you.”

“Huh? But when I was back at Western Orchid Island, which is right beside Heavenly Field Island, I left a clone. If you needed something, you could have directly gone to Western Orchid Island to look for my clone. Didn’t Island Master Tian Tiankong and Senior Seven Lives Talisman tell you about this?” Song Shuhang looked puzzled.

“…” Scholar Drunken Sun.

They had heartlessly forgotten about him, and didn’t mention anything at all.

When Scholar Drunken Sun remembered what happened on Heavenly Field Island, his eyes became wet.

Song Shuhang said, “Perhaps Island Master Tian Tiankong and Senior Seven Lives Talisman were too busy, so they forgot to mention this to you.”

“…” Scholar Drunken Sun.

“Do you still need to study the Sixth Stage Celestial? I’ve been keeping it for you,” Song Shuhang said… well, he had actually forgotten about the agreement before this moment. It wasn’t until he saw Scholar Drunken Moone that he remembered it again.

Fortunately, he wisely left a clone on Western Orchid Island! At least Scholar Drunken Moone wouldn’t blame him this way.

“Sure enough, little friend Shuhang, you are much better than those two heartless men,” Scholar Drunken Sun said emotionally—he found Song Shuhang to truly be worthy of someone who had once suffered the same illness as him.

The scholar said, “Anyway, forget about that Sixth Stage Celestial. I heard that Celestials have become involved in this time’s annual event. Moreover, Senior Yellow Mountain and the others should have already gotten to study some. Little friend Shuhang, you should just take your Celestials to the event. I’m here mainly because I want to make a transaction with you.”

Song Shuhang said, “Scholar, do tell.”

Song Shuhang felt very guilty because he had accidentally forgotten his agreement with the scholar before. Therefore, if the scholar wanted to trade with him, he would definitely try his best to satisfy his demands.

The scholar said, “I remember that when little friend Shuhang was forging the Eighth Stage-level Combined Magical Treasure, there was a surplus of Eighth Stage dog teeth. Is that right?”

Song Shuhang nodded, and said, “Yes, after forging the magical treasure, I still have two Eighth Stage dog teeth left with me.”

At that time, he’d gotten 10 Eighth Stage dog teeth, two of which were used to forge two sets of the Combined Magical Treasure, and six of which were used to exchange for four tufts of Eighth Stage rabbit fur. As such, he still had two left.

“I want to exchange for an Eighth Stage dog tooth. Would you be willing to take an Eighth Stage ironwood stick in exchange?” The scholar took out the ironwood stick and handed it to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang took the ironwood stick and nodded. “No problem.”

The Eighth Sage dog tooth was useless to him anyway.

Since a senior of the group had a use for it, and was asking to exchange for it with something of equivalent value, of course he was happy to go through with it.

He took out an Eight Stage dog tooth from his Inner World, and gave it to the scholar.

“Thank you, little friend,” the scholar said with a smile.

After the transaction was completed, the scholar took out that interesting magical treasure, the pet-shaped manifestation core, and gave it to Song Shuhang. “Right, I’ll give this thing to you, little friend. Just take it as a bonus for the transaction this time.”

Song Shuhang curiously asked, “What is this?”

“Shuhang, didn’t you always want a chat group clone? This pet-shaped manifestation core should be able to do that for you.” The scholar then explained the function of the core to Song Shuhang.

“So, the core condenses a manifestation of myself out of whatever I place it on? If I were to place it on gold, would it create a golden Song Shuhang manifestation?” Song Shuhang immediately thought of the gold sand he had.

The scholar said, “Naturally.”

Song Shuhang squeezed his chin and fell into thought. “What if… I installed it on a car?”

“This… Actually, I haven’t tried this out,” the scholar replied. Am I seeing things? Why do I feel that Shuhang’s thinking is a combination of Doudou + Thrice Reckless + Senior White?

When facing Song Shuhang, he seemed to be facing the above three all at the same time.

Song Shuhang said, “I will try it out if I have the chance.”