Cultivation Chat Group

Translator: GodBrandy  Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang searched through his mind with ‘head’ as the keyword.

Soon, he thought of his pet—Lady Onion’s onion sprouts.

One shouldn’t underestimate these onion sprouts. In theory, they were Lady Onion’s heads.

However, if he handed over Lady Onion’s sprouts to Pavilion Master Chu Two, the other party would most likely eat them all in a single bite rather than put them on her neck.

Obviously, the onion sprouts were not a suitable material.

Besides Lady Onion’s onion sprouts, what other heads were there in his Inner World?

Song Shuhang thought while typing a message in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Urgent: if someone wants to twist my head off, what should I do?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Fight them. Do you even have to think about this kind of stuff?”

Su Clan’s Seven: “It goes without saying. Of course it would be to twist their head off instead.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator calmly analyzed, “I think that since Shuhang is asking this question in the group… I’m afraid that the other party is someone that Shuhang can’t mess with.”

Senior Northern River was always so gentle and considerate.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “I can’t twist their head off. So, I’m asking if there is anything that I could use instead of my own head…”

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman asked, “What realm is the other party at? Tian Tiankong and Tian Tianwei are both nearby, do you need their help?”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “At the level of a big shot. We definitely won’t be able to beat the other party, and escaping wouldn’t be easy, either. Although I have a trump card for escaping, if I fail, there is no room for recovery. As such, I’m trying to see if there are any other solutions.”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram asked, “Senior White isn’t back yet?”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Nope.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “…”

Fairy Lychee: “…”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “…”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “…”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “🕯️”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Hey, Seniors, please don’t talk like I’m really going to die. I feel like I can still save this situation. Please help me think about it. Is there anything that I can exchange in place of my head, or is there any way for me to grow my head back?”

Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue said, “You aren’t a plant monster, so it won’t be easy for you to grow your head back. When you truly reach the Eighth Stage Realm, you might be able to grow your head back if you used Cheng Lin’s Self-Healing Technique.”

Song Shuhang: “Is there any other way?”

Yellow Mountain is a nice place said, “Yes.”

This should be Doudou—this name was a snippet of the ❮Stupid Yellow Mountain’s Song❯.

Yellow Mountain is a nice place: “Die once, then resurrect again. Don’t even mention losing your head, even if your entire body were to be crushed, you’d be back fine and dandy after a while.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator said, “The problem is that Song Shuhang has just resurrected. Would he be able to resurrect again in a short time?”

I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog: “Shuhang, does it have to be your head? Are other people’s heads no good? Also, I’ve been meaning to ask—if that big shot urgently wants to twist your head off, how do you still have the time to chat in the group?”

It was already rather weird for villains to talk for hours before killing the protagonist in movies. Now, there was a big shot that had actually given Song Shuhang some time to chat in the chat group before twisting his head off. Just what was going on? Doudou couldn’t figure it out.

Song Shuhang curiously said, “Huh? This is Doudou? Then, who is the one above?”

Yellow Mountain is a nice place: “It’s me, Dongfang Snow.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

It turned out that it was Fairy Dongfang.

There were two Fairy Dongfangs in the Nine Provinces Number One Group—one was Fairy Dongfang Six, who absolutely loved to run people over, and the other was Fairy Dongfang Snow, who loved the ❮Stupid Yellow Mountain’s Song❯.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “It’s a long story, but this big shot and I know each other. However, our relationship isn’t that good. Currently, she is a customer in my shop, and she’s waiting for the dessert before she goes and twists my head off. In addition, if my head is twisted off, I’m afraid that I won’t be able to resurrect. At most, I would become a headless horseman.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Your relationship really is quite messy.”

Song Shuhang: “Anyway, resurrection might not work. And my resurrection treasure still hasn’t finished cooling down. I want to find out if there is something that could replace my head before the dessert comes.”

Doudou: “Since you won’t die, then there’s no need to worry. After you become a headless horseman, if you bitterly practice Cheng Lin’s Self-Healing Technique to a high level, won’t you eventually be able to grow your head back?”

Song Shuhang: “Is there really no other way?”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “There is no other way. After all, you can’t beat the other party as you aren’t strong enough.”

At this time, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, a member who hadn’t been online for a long time reappeared.

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “Hello, everyone. I finally got to go online again!”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Senior Skylark, are you all right?”

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “I’m safe and sound. Thrice Reckless, I’ll look for you to have some fun in a few days. It’s a pity you’re not me, Shuhang. Otherwise, it won’t be a problem even if you cut your head off and gave it away.”

Fairy Skylark’s old body and bone of eternity were still in the fat ball’s hands.

As for her newly born self, she had previously escaped from the Demon Tribulation Realm, but had no idea as to where she was transported to. It was only today that she had finally returned to the main world.

Song Shuhang: “Fairy Skylark, you can’t mess around anymore. If you die now, you really will die.”

While saying that, he finally remembered who else’s head was in his hands.

Hmm…

In his Inner World, there were a bunch of Skylark parts.

Among them was also a head.

As Fairy Skylark was blessed with the power of eternity, these parts were still ‘alive’.

However, Skylark’s body parts were rather troublesome as they would attract those giant turtles of disaster. Therefore, Song Shuhang had subconsciously ignored this pile of parts when considering the things that he could use in exchange for his head.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Actually, that might work. I’ll give it a try. Thank you, Senior Skylark. I might have to use your powers for a while, please don’t blame me.”

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “???”

[Tyrannical Saber Song One is offline.]

Spirit Butterfly Island’s Soft Feather: “Senior Song, you should ask that senior if they’re in a hurry. If they aren’t in that much of a hurry to twist your head off, you can find a beast called ‘Hydra’ or a descendant of it, then use its blood to refine a pill. After eating the six-headed pill that you can refine from its blood, you will grow out several heads, and that should be able to satisfy that senior. The method to refine the pill is available on Spirit Butterfly Island.”

However, Song Shuhang did not see Soft Feather’s message as he had already put away his phone.

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “There is such a magical pill? Do these additional heads have a functioning brain?”

Soft Feather: “I haven’t tried it out. I just know that my father has such a pill recipe.”

Xuan Nu Sect’s Skylark: “I’ll go to Spirit Butterfly Island after meeting Thrice Reckless. At that time, I will talk to Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly to see if I can trade for the recipe of that pill. I feel like that pill is very suitable for me. ”

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Inside the restaurant.

The dessert had arrived.

Although Pavilion Master Chu Two was quite full, she was fine with eating some desserts.

Pavilion Master Chu Two asked, “I can twist your head off after eating it, right?”

“Ah, Senior Chu. I just thought of something.” Song Shuhang smiled, and said, “Actually, I have several better heads with me. They’re from a very beautiful fairy whose hair is long and thick, just like yours—although its color is blue. Moreover, her head also has the aura of eternity. Perhaps her head would be more suitable for Senior Chu.”

“Eternity?” Pavilion Master Chu Two raised her head and stared at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang said, “Yes. Things are a little troublesome as once that fairy’s head appears in the main world, it will attract a species called ‘giant turtle of disaster’. They will do whatever they can to recover that fairy’s head.”

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “It sounds too troublesome. I don’t really want it. I still prefer your head.”

Song Shuhang hurriedly said, “Senior Chu, you should at least give it a try first. I will find some time to take you to see the fairy’s head. Who knows, you might like it after seeing it!”

Pavilion Master Chu Two drank the smoothie and raised her head. “Fine, I’ll give you a chance. I’ll check out that fairy’s head. If it’s suitable, then we won’t need to twist your head off. If it isn’t, we’ll be twisting your head off.”

Song Shuhang felt happy. “Alright, no problem.”

He still had confidence in Fairy Skylark’s head—no matter what was said, it was still a head with the aura of eternity, and even the fat ball couldn’t resist its temptation.

Pavilion Master Chu Two would certainly not be able to resist the temptation of the power of eternity.

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “Wait until I finish eating this.”

Although she was full, she had agreed to finish these desserts, so she had to finish them.

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Chu, can you give me some time to prepare? Because the aura of eternity is quite special, I’ll need some time to prepare when I bring that fairy’s head into the main world.”

He couldn’t directly bring Pavilion Master Chu Two into the Inner World… After all, Pavilion Master Chu One’s head was still there.

As such, he had to either find a way to temporarily transfer Pavilion Master Chu One’s head elsewhere, or think of a way to transfer Skylark’s head to the main world without alerting the giant turtles of disaster.

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “How long do you need?”

Song Shuhang thought for a while before replying “How about 10 days?”

Ten days was a safe bet as his means of resurrection would be back online by then. Even if Pavilion Master Chu Two was dissatisfied with Skylark’s head and wanted to twist his head off, he could still resurrect.

Pavilion Master Chu Two said, “That feels a bit too long. I’ll give you five days. Five days later, I will come to see you again.”

After that, she poured the whole smoothie into her mouth. “I will come to see you in five days. If it isn’t suitable, I’ll twist your head off.”

After saying that, she stood up and kicked at the air.

A spatial gate opened, and she entered that spatial gate.

“By the way, the space at the edges of this small island has become very chaotic as of late… There are several worlds that converge around this small island. One of the worlds is the ‘Celestial Realm’, and there is a long-lived celestial race in that realm. They like to hunt down Fifth Stage practitioners and monsters with demon cores, then take the golden or demon core of the other party as their trophy. Seeing as you are currently full of golden cores, they’ll love you. You should be careful. I’ll be coming here in five days, so you better not die in the meantime.”