Crossdressing To Survive An Apocalypse
Chapter 64 - 64 - Everything Is Red
Red... all Fan Xui could think about was the small amount of red clothing he saw.... he closed his eyes tightly and stood still.
Even with his eyes closed, he could still remember the shape of his butt. It was shaped like a cute bubble but with a small dimple on his right side.
'dimple...... he has a dimple..ahhh!!!!!!'
He could image thousand ways of how he could grab his butt.
'No! Don't think like that!!!' but it was already too late. His body burned up and his ears flushed red. He lowered his head and let his uncombed hair fall all over his forehead.
Outside, his body looked composed and poise while on the inside it was a complete mess. His whole body was going out of control. His heart was on the verge of jumping out of his rib cage... as for his other appendage... it was very excited and jumping.
He noticed Zou Yue peaking out shyly from his window.
'Oh, what a test for my manhood.' He chanted the national anthem to calm himself down. But nothing too could calm his raging blood. 'Do I really have to think about my old grandma at this age to calm myself? This is such an embarrassment,'
He drifted away from the window and stood with his head on the walls. From this angle, he saw his tight pants. "No control what so ever. You are supposed to be twenty-five. You are not in your teens, you know..."
The raging boner was not listening to his commands. He groaned softly, leaned his whole body on the icy wall.
Right then he knew... living at this house was going to be a relish to his eyes but a torture to his manhood.
"ugh.... end me..."
"Sir, we have checked the other rooms we can decorate it according to your preference," the contacted interior designer said as he entered the doorway.
Fan Xui pulled him out the door and closed it tightly behind him.
"You listen to me well. That window should remain closed all the while you are working here. Even if anyone of your men opens it, I will have your head got it!" he gripped his collar tightly.
The interior designer gulped. "g—got it, sir...."
"Good," Fan Xui regained his composure. "Let me have some alone time." he closed the door and leaned against it. 'This is dangerous....'
He walked back to the window once again, but Zou Yue had disappeared. 'He really should not do stuff like that with his window opened. It's dangerous.'
But he was secretly glad that he got this land. Or else he would not have seen that delicious view. He licked his dry lips.
'Too tempting. Should I pay my future father-in-law a visit?'
He smiled dubiously.
Without a second delay, he walked over to their house with his walking stick enthusiastically tapping the ground. He pressed the calling bell and waited.
The door opened instantly. "ah it's Little Fan. Come on in," Zou Nui happily welcomed in. "this is awesome. My son just came back yesterday. Wait, I'll call him. Wei!! Yue!!! Come here Fan Xui's here!!' she excitedly shouted for her husband.
Zou Wei rushed out of the study with a glare pointed his way.
Fan Xui happily smiled in his direction. 'Even my father-in-law is so cute!! He is like a little hamster making a fierce expression!!'
Suddenly, he felt a small tug at the bottom of his pants. He glanced down to see a little grey rat peering at him intently. Its paws were stained with unknown stuff and it was smearing it on him.
"Uncle!! You have a rodent in the house!! I—I can smell it!!" he had no other excuse on how he knew of the rat's existence. He swiftly moved his stick. The rodent scurried skilfully, jumping it like a skipping rope. 'So athletic. What does this rat eat?'
"Wait wait!! Don't! That's my son's pet!!" Zou Wei gripped his walking stick and carefully picked up Trexa gran from the ground. He checked her completely. Only after making sure that she was healthy did he let go of her.
"ohh... wait what? Why a rat?" he curiously looked at his hands. His dark shaded hid his weird look.
The rat too, glanced at him. This time it gave him a weird smile with his front tooth exposed. It even waved at him. 'Weird... very weird.. Is it mimicking human expressions?'
Zou Yue ran out of the room halfway through wearing his pants. "What's up, dad? Why did you shout!!" only then did he notice Fan Xui standing there stiffly.
His body froze instantly. 'Uh oh!! Dad... he is going to kill me. But this is an opportunity. I need to apologise to Fan Xui for stalking him.' he hesitantly walked over with his head lowered.
Fan Xui, on the other hand, became extremely nervous. 'He is coming this way.... oh no. Don't react to this temptation, my stupid body. My future father-in-law is here!!!'
He instantly thought of any other distracting things to keep his mind occupied.
"Mister Fan Xui," a sweet voice whispered, waking him from his concentrated stage.
"y—yes..." he croaked.
"I'm sorry..."
"Don't be. I'm not scared of rats and beside I should be the one to apologise. I almost hurt your pet," he chuckled nervously.
"No, not that... I.." his father swiftly cupped his mouth and gestured to his pants.
Zou Yue frowned. 'What do you mean?' he mouthed.
His father glared at him, gesturing to his pants once again.
Completely confused by this, Zou Yue glanced down. His fly was wide open and partially that red thing was seen. He swiftly zipped his pants up. Thankfully, his long shirt hid most of it.
"My son seems exhausted. Why don't you go back to your room?"
"But...." Zou Yue's shimmering eyes peered at Fan Xui, the apocalyptic life hero in front of him.
"It's okay son, go sleep, you don't have to greet any guests," Zou Wei nudged him towards his room.
Zou Yue pouted at him. "Okay.." he dejectedly walked back slowly. All the way he kept throwing looks at Fan Xui.
Zou Wei mouthed at him to go in.
Zou Yue nodded and closed his door.
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