Crazy Detective

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Zhao Yu grabbed a hitman’s collar and threw him into a dressing mirror in the women’s bathhouse. The dressing mirror shattered loudly, and the attacker bled all down his face. Screams continued to be heard from the women’s bathhouse, and Zhao Yu started to run. That did not keep him from forgetting to enjoy the view.

Then, two hitmen stepped in Zhao Yu’s way. Zhao Yu leaped forward and kicked one of them into the bathtub utilizing the martial arts skills Miao Ying had taught him. The female guests, still shouting out, tried hiding themselves in the water. The other strong hitman rushed in to grab Zhao Yu by his waist. Zhao Yu found this man too strong to get rid of. While the strong man grabbed Zhao Yu, several other men came after him and attacked Zhao Yu with nunchakus. He was in a lot of pain.

Zhao Yu kicked down the two people directly in front of him, then grabbed a piece of soap from a nearby shower rack and smashed it into the face of the strong man holding him! The strong man couldn’t see with the soap in his eyes. They both fell into one of the hot springs together.

The hot spring water felt rather comfortable to Zhao Yu. He hated that he didn’t have time to enjoy a bath. Since his Invisible Breathing Device still was in effect, he swam underwater, past the female guests in the pool, and to the other side. However, the hitmen still found him in the crystal-clear water. As soon as he came out of the pool, he was seized by four big men and carried out like a pig to slaughter.

The men roared and threw Zhao Yu into the air. Luckily, Zhao Yu fell onto a soft table where guests applied exfoliators and washed their bodies. The hitmen were disappointed to see him land comfortably and immediately approached to beat Zhao Yu. They aimed their nunchakus at him. Zhao Yu rolled under the table to avoid being hit.

There was a big pot of oil under the table, it was either a bath oil or a moisturizer for the ladies. Zhao Yu didn’t spend time thinking about it before he picked the pot up and spilled the oil on the ground. The oil made the floor slippery and smooth, which caused a couple of the hitmen to stumble and immediately fall to the ground.

Then, Zhao Yu used his strength to lift the heavy table to hit the men with it. They screamed miserably. The hitmen had suffered a crushing blow. Zhao Yu was busy laughing at them and didn’t pay proper attention. After taking a few steps, he also slipped and fell, and the table fell from his hands and directly onto several of the hitmen!

“He’s amazing!” he heard someone say. As Zhao Yu got up from the ground, the women were cheering. They thought Zhao Yu was a hero who had come to destroy the villains. Little did they know that Zhao Yu had been the real reason behind the total chaos.

“Thank you, thank you!” they shouted. Hearing the grateful cheers, Zhao Yu even took a bow.

“Don’t move!” someone shouted from the entrance of the women’s bathhouse. Zhao Yu saw that several plainclothes policemen with pistols had arrived! Seeing the police had come, Zhao Yu was no longer in the mood to show off in front of all of the beautiful women. He turned and ran away as soon as he saw them!

The women’s bathhouse was a huge fan-shaped area. Zhao Yu ran in a circle, then came back to the dressing room near the entrance. The women in the dressing room had already run away due to the previous fighting. Zhao Yu had wanted to run through the dressing room, but as he got closer, he saw that the police were blocking the main entrance.

When Zhao Yu saw that leaving through that entrance was impossible, he quickly turned back. However, the policemen were already aware of him as they had heard Zhao Yu’s rapid footsteps. Feeling anxious, Zhao Yu saw women’s clothes in the dressing room and decided to use a new Invisible Disguise Machine. He changed his face into that of a woman’s! Then, he turned around and put on a loose dress. The dress was so big that it covered his current clothes.

The policemen behind him approached as he put the dress on. Zhao Yu knew that his hair definitely did not look like a woman’s, so he put a shower cap on. “Hi, miss. Did you see a man in here?” the policemen asked Zhao Yu. Zhao Yu purposely faced them to make sure they were convinced that he was a woman. Then, he made a worried face and pointed to the door. The policemen thanked him with a salute, then rushed towards the door.

A different group of armed policemen then came to the door. Zhao Yu gave up on the idea of going out that way and turned back to the bathing area. The police arrested the hitmen and asked them to squat on the ground. Zhao Yu didn’t want to be seen by them so he hid in the sauna room on the other side. Zhao Yu was shocked by what he saw in there.

More than a dozen women were hiding here! They must have been sacred by the fighting. Now they were looking out through the glass and talking about something with great interest. When they saw Zhao Yu with a woman’s face, they didn’t bother paying any attention to him. Zhao Yu resisted the urge to join them and quietly entered the inside room of the sauna.

He had been to this kind of bathhouse before and knew that there was an emergency vent in the sauna room. Currently, the inside room was empty, so he quietly opened the vent and finally escaped. Although Zhao Yu could have hidden in the vent, he was not in the mood to play hide-and-seek. He had caught the investors but still had more important things to do, and he needed to do them right away!

He crawled quickly for more than ten minutes before finally finding a safe exit and coming to a room that seemed like a laundry room. He decided that if he stayed dressed as a woman, he would be able to avoid suspicion. However, to escape safely, he restored Jiang Ke’s face and took off the long dress as he entered the monitoring area.

The police had the nightclub surrounded, but hadn’t come to where Zhao Yu was. Zhao Yu went through an emergency corridor and came to the dining area on the first floor of the building. Before coming to the nightclub, he had seen the floor plan of the building and knew that there was a special food delivery passage behind the kitchen. He planned to go out from there.

With his plan in mind, Zhao Yu deliberately exposed himself to the cameras and ran quickly through the restaurant to the delivery passage. However, when Zhao Yu got to the kitchen door, two security guards stopped him. Zhao Yu wanted to solve the problem with his fists, but several people suddenly ran across the other side of the restaurant. Zhao Yu looked closely and noticed that these people were the men who he had been fighting with before! It seemed that they were also being chased by the police. They looked quite panicked.

The passage was too narrow for so many enemies. The atmosphere was tense as they confronted each other at the kitchen door. Zhao Yu breathed heavily. They all were tired after their fierce fight. None of them wanted to initiate another fight. In the tense moment, the two security guards at the door recognized the men who had just arrived and formed an alliance with them.

One of the security guards took out an electric baton and, playing with it, said, “Come on, have a taste of what my baby can do.”

Zhao Yu’s eyes brightened. Without this fellow’s reminder, he would have forgotten what he wore on his wrist.

“Thank you!” Zhao Yu thanked him as he lifted his wrist and fired.