Crazy Detective

"What? Dispose of stolen goods? "Tsk tsk ..." Miao kun was speechless. He could not help but frown and ask,"Zhao Yu, there's a question that I can't understand!"

"Since you already got the diamond and disguised it so that no one could find out, why didn't you take the stolen goods and run away? Why are you waiting for me here with the diamond?"

"Cough! Can't you tell?" Zhao Yu patted his chest and said arrogantly,"I, Zhao Yu, am loyal and courageous. I don't forget the person who dug the well when I drink water. I'm loyal to the universe and my father-in-law has treated me well. I can't be ungrateful ..."

"Go away ..." Miao kun interrupted Zhao Yu when he saw him acting cool."You're a thousand-year-old demon. Don't act like an innocent little girl!" He said. Hurry up and get serious!"

"Ah, Okay, okay ..." Seeing that his father-in-law was invulnerable, Zhao Yu quickly replied timidly,"father-in-law, if I say that I don't know how to bring a diamond out of the country, would you believe me?"

"You ..." Miao kun was once again speechless. He pointed at Zhao Yu's nose and complained,"why don't you ever follow the script?"

"I'm not lying to you!" Zhao Yu wiped the cold sweat off his forehead,"actually, when I first got the diamond, I was dreaming! He thought that he was a billionaire! But later on ... The more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt ...

"In the end, I finally discovered a cruel fact. This young man's appetite is small, and he can't eat such a big bowl of rice!"

"Oh ..." Miao kun nodded slightly."At least you have some self-awareness!"

Miao kun raised his eyebrows and asked,"why did you get a car and wait for me here? did you just want me to find you a way to dispose of the stolen goods?" How much do you plan to share with me?"

"Um ... Well ..." This time, it was finally Zhao Yu's turn to hesitate. He looked at Miao kun, not knowing how to answer.

In fact, what Zhao Yu said was the truth. He had only wanted to get the diamond, but now that he had it, he didn't know what to do.

"You deserve the most credit." Miao kun saw that Zhao Yu was in a difficult position, so he immediately asked,"so, you take 70% and I'll take 30%. How about that?"

"This ... Mm ..." Zhao Yu could tell that Miao kun's tone was not right, so he did not dare to continue the conversation.

"Tsk tsk ..." Miao kun pouted and sighed."Thinking about how Miss Jasmine, Gu zhaoichiro, and the people from xisai died so miserably, forget it. You take 80% and I'll take 20%."

"No... I didn't mean it that way ..." Zhao Yu quickly waved his hands.

"But ..." Miao kun pretended to think for a moment, then said,"think about Xi Wei's fate ... Forget it, you take 90% and I take 10%!" "If not ... I'm afraid my heart will act up. I'll only help you dispose of the stolen goods, and you can just give me a reward. I'm your father-in-law anyway, we're all family ..."

"Don 't, don't ..." Finally, Zhao Yu understood what Miao kun meant. He quickly stuffed the diamond into his hand and said,"okay, I understand, I understand!" "Diamond ... Diamond ..." Zhao Yu looked at the diamond reluctantly, then finally made up his mind."I don't want it anymore!"

"Waa!" Miao kun was both surprised and surprised."Are you that stupid?" Xi Wei's words were a little exaggerated, but this bag was worth at least 1 billion RMB! You really don't want it?"

"It's not RMB, it's mortal hell currency!" Zhao Yu shook his head and sighed."I finally understand what Xi Wei meant when he said that on the yacht!

"In this world, there are only a few people who can digest these diamonds!" Zhao Yu said seriously,"I've thought of many ways, but none of them worked!

"These diamonds are not something that ordinary people can control ..." Zhao Yu sighed."I am a detective, and it is my responsibility to find the truth. But, since the truth has been found, my purpose has been achieved!

"As for the diamond ..." Zhao Yu pushed the diamond to Miao kun's side."Forget it. It's like countless F * cking bombs. I can't afford to play with it. You can have it!" He said.

"Kid, you're really mean!" Miao kun frowned."Let the bomb blow me up?"

"Father-in-law ..." Zhao Yu patted Miao kun's arm and advised him earnestly,"so, I'd advise you not to go crazy over this thing!"

"You're already so rich, there's no need for you to fall for something like this. You said it yourself, Xi Wei is the best example. If it wasn't for his obsession with diamonds, he wouldn't have lost his life on wondrous footprints Island and his daughter wouldn't have been sent to prison, don't you think so?

"Grimm, tanizhichiro, Sisay, and the others all died because of diamonds!

"So, listen to me, let's think of a way to deal with it, quickly!"

"Ha ... Ha ha ... Ha ha ha ..." Miao kun looked at Zhao Yu and laughed."You, boy, why do you always let me see your shining points?"

"I really admire my daughter. Where on earth did she find such a high-quality person like you?

"You ..." Miao kun punched Zhao Yu hard and said,"I rarely praise people, but why is it that everything you do and every word you say can touch my heart?"

"It's too strange!" As he spoke, he threw another punch.

"Ouch ..." Zhao Yu held his arm in pain and looked at his father-in-law as if he was crazy.

"Hahaha ..." Miao kun put the diamond away, then said solemnly,"Zhao Yu, the diamond is already here. Do you think we still have a chance even if we are willing to let go?" Can we avoid a bloodbath?"

"This ..." Zhao Yu frowned."Let's think of a way ..."

"AI! Is there any other way?" Miao kun sighed and took out a cigar from his suitcase. After lighting it up for himself, he finally said,"Zhao, I'm feeling the same way as you!

"You know what? I only like to sing 'the empty city stratagem' because I always have the illusion that I am that Sima Yi. No matter how hard I try, I can't win against Zhuge Liang!"

"Oh? You mean ... Xi Wei?" Zhao Yu asked.

"No! I don't have much contact with Xi Wei, I'm talking about Ying Ying green!" Miao kun said with a solemn expression,"I've been in contact with green for so many years. No matter what I do, he always thinks ahead of me and is always one level higher than me! Even in chess, he was always one step behind!

"I wasn't convinced, so I took the initiative to get in touch with him, understand him, and win him once! 'But unfortunately, not even once. He's always looking back at me ...

"So ... He left," Miao kun said, shaking his head with a solemn expression."Solving the diamond puzzle naturally became my obsession!

"When I saw that the safe was empty, I really wanted to die. Success was so close, but someone else beat me to it. That kind of depression was indescribable!

"But ..." Miao kun dusted off his clothes and said,"when I walked out of the bank and started singing my empty city Strategy, I suddenly felt relieved!"

"I've thought it through. What the hell do those diamonds have to do with me?" Miao kun put down his cigar and said in a clear voice,"do I have to be bothered by it? So what if I get it, and so what if I can't get it?

"I'm living a Good Life, why should I live for an obsession? It was simply laughable! "So ..." He nodded and said,"that's why I sang so enthusiastically and so deeply!

"But ... You, you ..." Miao kun suddenly changed the topic and grabbed Zhao Yu's arm."You've ruined my plan!"

"I really want to strangle you to death. Now that the diamond is in our hands, it's not as simple as a hot potato. If we don't handle it well, we'll definitely make her skin peel!"

"Then ..." Zhao Yu looked as if he had been burned to ashes, and quickly asked in a low voice,"what do you think we should do?"

"Hmm ..." Miao kun nodded slightly, his eyes shining with wisdom."There's an old Chinese saying that a gentleman loves money and takes it in the right way!"

"Zhao Yu, I think ... To properly solve this problem, I have to use my method!"

"Oh!" Zhao Yu quickly nodded and praised,"father-in-law is amazing! "Then ..." He blinked his big eyes full of hope and asked,"what is the way?"

Then, Miao kun took out his phone and said a few words in a serious tone, causing Zhao Yu to fall back into his seat.

These four words were,"report" to "advance" level!"