Comrade: Almost a Cat-astrophic Love Story

Panda Novel

Just sleeping in the same bed as Fu Sichen made Pei Zhen feel as though he had somehow lost his innocence— even if they hadn’t done anything.

When he heard the word “embrace,” Xiao Nian was so shocked that he almost let out a piercing scream.

Fu Sichen was an impeccably suave person, both in real life and in the game. Xiao Nian couldn’t find any wiggle room. Fu Sichen finished killing the beast and tossed the phone back to Xiao Nian.

“Be careful when it comes to online dating.”

The “little sister” that you married in the game, might have an even bigger d*ck hiding beneath her pretty little dress.

Of course, Fu Sichen didn’t say that last sentence out loud. He already warned Xiao Nian, so the rest was up to him.

Xiao Nian was still thinking about Fu Sichen’s earlier words. When Fu Sichen wasn’t paying attention, he looked at the Persian cat with tears in his eyes. He complained, “Pei Zhen! I thought we agreed that we’d only have each other! But, you secretly lost your virginity without me!”

Lost my virginity, my *ss!

Pei Zhen wanted to hit Xiao Nian.

[What’s wrong with you!] Pei Zhen started furiously typing away on the cell phone, unable to suppress his anger over Xiao Nian’s strange speculations. [That pervert Fu Sichen only carried me onto his bed when I was unconscious!]

“Oh…” Xiao Nian said with an ambiguous expression.

Pei Zhen shut up petulantly.

Nevermind. He was too tired to explain. There were more important things to do.

After hesitating for a while, Pei Zhen finally confronted him again. [Xiao Nian, I feel like Fu Sichen might be a necrophiliac.]

Pei Zhen the cat was already too tired to put up a struggle when it came to Fu Sichen manhandling him every time it was time for a bath. He didn’t really care about his cat body’s chastity anymore.

At this point, he was more worried about protecting his human body’s chastity!

[Xiao Nian, call the police. Policemen are the only people that can make me feel secure now.]

Xiao Nian didn’t how to respond.

He couldn’t just file a police report— not only was there no proof, but the police also wouldn’t bother with such a small case. Not to mention, Xiao Nian himself was unconvinced.

“Pei Zhen, you’re overthinking things. Even if Best Actor Fu has a corpse fetish, he wouldn’t like your corpse. He’d only like female ones with big boobs and firm butts.”

In the past, some tabloids had reported about a male fan that tried to hug Best Actor Fu. As a result, Best Actor Fu had almost beaten the guy to death.

If a simple hug could cause such a huge reaction, then what would happen if it was something more intimate?

“My dear Daddy.” Xiao Nian tried to be as understanding as he could about Pei Zhen’s fears, while also explaining logically, “I know that you’re really good-looking, but we need to have some more self-awareness. A person like Fu Sichen— he’s okay with female fans, but when it comes to male ones…”

Pei Zhen glared at Xiao Nian and refused to speak any further.

If it wasn’t for his pride, then he would tell Xiao Nian about the whole Sleeping Beauty kissing fiasco!

If he knew what Fu Sichen was capable of, then this lowly commoner Xiao Nian would be shocked senseless.

It was plain to see that his good looks were so powerful that even his enemy’s heart had been conquered!

In any case, Fu Sichen was going to leave town for work; therefore, he wouldn’t be able to take care of Pei Zhen the human. He took slight comfort in this.

The day of the filming, Wang Youquan came to pick up Fu Sichen early in the morning.

Fu Sichen had to do a photo shoot for a magazine cover before flying to An Ning City in the neighboring province. There was going to hold a publicity event for the game there.

Despite his tight schedule, Fu Sichen still brought Pei Zhen the cat with him.

“It’ll be fine.” Fu Sichen had his suitcase in one hand and his cat in the other. Wang Youquan felt compelled to ask, “Are you sure he won’t disturb you when you’re filming?”

With one hand, Fu Sichen handsomely lifted up his suitcase into the back of the car; It was really hard not to notice his good looks, “He’s not a disturbance at all. He’s such a well-behaved cat.”

When he was sleeping, the Persian cat was definitely as well-behaved as Fu Sichen described. However, when the cat was awake… Wang Youquan doubted he and Fu Sichen were talking about the same cat. He still had the scratches on his arms to prove it!

“Just take it easy and remember to be careful.” Wang Youquan reminded him, “The Chief Editor’s beloved fish are going to be at the studio too.”