Comrade: Almost a Cat-astrophic Love Story

Panda Novel

Pei Pei…

Fu Sichen felt like Xiao Nian had been a bad influence on him; this name had really grown on him.

This cat used to have another name.

He couldn’t remember if it was Jack, or if it was something like Jerry. Anyway, it was something along those lines.

After calling the cat Pei Zhen out of reflex, Fu Sichen was briefly stunned. Fortunately, the audience didn’t notice that there was anything wrong.

“Pei Pei? Is it a female cat?”

“What do you mean, is it a female cat! Can’t you see it has balls?”

“Haha… This cat’s testicles are so big… Doesn’t he need to be neutered or something?”

Fu Sichen wasn’t sure if he was just being overly sensitive. It seemed as though ever since the words “testicles” and “neuter” started to appear on the screen, the Persian cat in his arms had started to struggle even more violently. He kept meowing in an exhausted manner, as if being subject to some sort of big shame.

It was crazy enough to think that cats could understand the human language. Now, he was even thinking that they could read?

Puzzled, Fu Sichen turned the cat towards himself. This finally gave Pei Zhen his long-awaited chance. He garnered all of the strength he could muster before pouncing forward.

As the cat did this, Fu Sichen nimbly retreated backwards; this weakened the impact. Initially, the cat had wanted to give Fu Sichen a vicious bite. Instead, his cat lips ended up brushing up against Fu Sichen’s lips.

The man was shocked.

So was the cat.

Witnessing this scene, the netizens felt stirred up.

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, my husband’s first kiss!”

“I want to be that Persian cat right now!”

“Is this cat our idol’s fan too? He’s so lucky!”

It was actually pretty normal for pets and owners to display some public affection once in a while.

But, Pei Zhen’s soul was stuck inside that cat’s body!

Even if it was the body of a cat, Pei Zhen could still feel himself collapse the minute his lips met Fu Sichen’s!

Yuck! Ew! Gross!

Quickly untangling himself from Fu Sichen, Pei Zhen struggled fiercely. Fu Sichen had been so shocked that he couldn’t really process anything else. This gave the cat time to escape.

In a burst of fury, Pei Zhen slammed the Apple laptop shut with his paw. He glared at Fu Sichen with his head held high before leaping towards Fu Sichen, opening his mouth, and giving him another bite on the chin!

Fu Sichen’s old wound hadn’t completely healed before a new wound had been added in the same place.

The bite from the cat the night before had been rather vicious. As a result, Fu Sichen had no choice but go to the Emergency Room at the hospital.

Fu Sichen had been in a bad mood for a while because of this.

Therefore, when he heard his apartment doorbell go off in the morning, Best Actor Fu had answered the door with an extremely sullen expression on his face.

It was the diligent Great Manager Xiao Nian.

Fu Sichen’s expression was as cold as usual. He stood at the door and didn’t let Xiao Nian come in. “It’s you again?”

Xiao Nian had come here because he had been entrusted with an important task by Pei Zhen. He put on his most charming smile, “Thank you, Best Actor Fu, for being so concerned with Pei Zhen. I brought you some breakfast to show my appreciation.”

Fu Sichen looked down. Xiao Nian was really holding some takeout; he could already smell hints of the fragrant aroma. It smelled quite appetizing.

However, besides food, Xiao Nian was also holding something else.

It looked like something that he had purchased and prepared in a hurry; it was being carried in a common plastic bag. With just one glance, Fu Sichen saw that there was something made out of cotton inside of it.

It seemed to be… some small articles of clothing?

“This is a gift,” Xiao Nian started to spout nonsense before Fu Sichen could even ask. “Congratulations to the Fu Sichen family for the joyous addition of a cat. This is my gift to the cat.”

He didn’t seem to think that gifting cat clothes would make him seem strange. After congratulating Fu Sichen, he stuck his head inside, looked towards the living room, and called out, “Pei Pei!”

The moment that Pei Zhen heard Xiao Nian’s voice, he eagerly ran out of his cage. He opened his mouth to grab hold of the plastic bag, and pulled it with him while heading towards the bathroom.

Xiao Nian followed behind the cat.

The bathroom door slammed shut with a bang. Xiao Nian’s muffled voice could be heard, “This pair of pants has zippers on it… Sigh, or maybe you can try this on— it’s a little pink dress. You can be a little tease if you put it on… Ow!”