Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

Ruru's mouth was agape—and her eyes were almost as wide—when I accidentally spilled the beans about Cynthia's actual relationship with Mr. Cuervo but when I glanced at the person I was holding down, things were a little different.

"Forgot to tell you… Riri likes getting held down… Well— I do too but—"

Hearing that, my grip on Riri's mouth loosened and she managed to breathe in some air after struggling for a short bit.

"BUWAAH! You didn't have to tell him that! He's supposed to find that out on his own!"

Ruru rolled her eyes as she looked at her twin sister, "If you weren't that red in the neck, nipples that hard, or creaming that much below… I'd believe you—"

"Wha— W-Wait! This is from earlier!"

"Lies! Did you forget that we're twins?! We could practically tell what each other's thinking about!"

I interjected, "Wait, you two could really do that?"

Riri nodded with a mischievous smile, "Yep! Right now, sis is thinking about being held down by you instead of me earlier—"

"I AM NOT! YOU'RE LYING AGAIN!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! BUSTED~!"

I waved them off, "Okay, okay, I've heard and seen videos about this but haven't seen it in person so… can you two humor me? Can you two really tell what the other is thinking?"

Once I said that, Ruru and Riri momentarily glanced at each other before they let out a faint smile.

"Sure."

"But we get to do this with us again, okay?" Riri leaned over with a suggestive look.

"Ah… Sure, I guess."

"Don't guess!"

"Say that you wanted to do it with us again— like, you know, in length! We've heard rumors, you know?"

"Ah—"

"Yeah! With Kaley, too! And Cynthia!"

"And Tatiana! Fuck it, with everyone involved, at least once!"

"What have I gotten myself into… Alright, we're probably gonna do it if all goes well so take care of me when the time comes. I might need some help from you two."

"Nope!"

"We're not helping you!"

"Haaaaaah?"

"Hmph! What did you even do here, huh?"

"You basically sat down and made us do all of the work!"

"Oh~! So you two are saying that I'm basically a stickshift, huh? Something that's just there that you happened to ride butt-naked."

"Your words!"

"Not ours!"

"Okay, I'll just return you two to Mr. Cuervo and—"

"W-W-Wait! We're just—"

"We're just messing with you! Don't send us back!"

I pretended not to hear them, "All I have to do is just return your plugs and I could pick another pair, right?"

As soon as I said that, the two got really close while pressing their bodies against me.

"We're really just joking! Please!"

"You were really amazing! You're so gentle and you were—"

I started chuckling after seeing the two in panic mode, "Heh, I was just kidding too."

"Wha—"

"You~!"

"What? You two can mess with me and I can't mess with you two back?! The audacity!"

"Well… to be fair…"

"You messed up something pretty delicate that we're keeping regular guys away from…"

"This talk, again? I just 'sat down', remember?"

"Listen to this guy!"

"First he denies it and now he—"

"Listen to you two! Do you always finish each other's sentences?"

"Wha— You did not just say that!" The two exclaimed at the same time.

"Oh, you could do some sort of musical too… I'm learning a lot, thanks!"

"You're so— Grr…"

"We're gonna make you regret that! You'll see!"

"Heh, bring it on! I'm all for it! Heh, kidding aside, it's really a surprise that you two are prizes we won—don't get me wrong, both of you are totally welcome in my fold but I'm giving you two freedom of whatever you want to do with your lives. Whether you two actually come with us or not, I'll respect it—"

Their expression suddenly turned solemn with a hint of confusion.

"Wait, what are you talking about?"

"Did you really think that we don't want to come with you?"

I shook my head slightly, "I'm not saying that, I'm saying… hmm… treat it like when Dobby got the sock, you know?"

"Dobby?"

"Sock?"

"Oh my fucking god, you two actually don't know what I'm talking about?! Fuck it, I take it back. You two are coming back with us and I'm giving you proper education—"

"Hahahaha!"

"You fell for it again!"

"Huh? Wait—"

"Of course, we knew! It's not like we only kept Cynthia's stuff! We watched a bit of them too!"

"We're just messing with you again and right when we thought you got the read on us…"

"Jesus fucking… Alright, you got me. Wait till you actually have a chat with Kaley though… But yeah, I meant what I said earlier, and don't think of it as me throwing you guys away right after… you know, what we just did… It's just to let you know that I run things a little differently than Mr. Cuervo. Granted I have a facility much like the Pink House at home but trust me, I don't know how the Garcia Family runs their Pink House but let's just say that my standards are several notches up compared to this place."

"Hmmm… You're saying we could choose what 'work' we want to do in your place?"

"You know, stop spreading our legs for anyone and maybe just take care of animals or something?"

"Sure, but no slacking off! I'm still pretty strict, you know. And yeah, if you still want to continue the 'entertainment' business, I'm all for it as well."

"We'll think about that… Well~ We haven't seen that strict side of you yet."

"Are you gonna spank us if we jack you off— I mean, slack off?" Riri let out a mischievous smile.

I lightly chuckled as I shook my head, "I think I should stop explaining before we go on more tangents, you'll see when you get there… or not, if you choose to stay at this place."

"What? Nuh-uh, we're coming with you!"

"Besides, we just decided on what we want to do… if you approve of it, that is…"

"Oh? Do tell."

"Hahaha! Nope!"

"You'll see when we get there!"

"Hah! Funny. Anyway, wanna see if Kaley and Cynthia are back? We've been here for a while, they might be back already."

"Okay!"

"Sure!"

"Alright."

'That was a longer talk than I expected… Anyway, I had some fun while doing it and I guess I'm pretty rested just chilling at the back… They'd always try to turn serious talks into funny ones but I guess we're still working on it…'

The three of us took a moment to clean up and get dressed up but when we made our way to our spot, we discovered that Kaley and Cynthia were still not back. Tatiana and Quinn threw a meaningful stare when they saw me come back with the twins but I didn't give it much thought as I pulled out my radio and tried to contact the other two.

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*bzzt*

"Hey, you two okay? Want me to come over?"

*bzzt*

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And I was met with a brutal response.

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*bzzt*

[Nope. Stay there.]

*bzzt*

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*bzzt*

"Okay…"

*bzzt*

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*bzzt*

[Don't interrupt us, we're still talking! I'll contact you when we're done!]

*bzzt*

-

*bzzt*

"Alright…"

*bzzt*

-

*bzzt*

[I said I'll contact you! Shut up!]

*bzzt*

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I was about to try and talk one more time to tick Kaley off but I sustained more emotional damage from getting tossed off than I thought. Everyone else was just looking at me amusedly but I just sighed and swiped a beer before I slumped on my spot. Nevertheless, I'm hopeful about Kaley coming after Cynthia because if anyone here could talk to her and possibly make it okay, it's her.

With that said, I couldn't help but notice the curious display in the play area because all we were seeing was a table propped up on the stage but Mr. Cuervo came up with two new beautiful assistants wearing skimpy gowns and stilettos holding a decent-sized box in their arms.

It didn't take long before his assistants opened them up but when they dumped the contents on the table, it was an assortment of revolvers with dozens and dozens of loose ammo.

'Wait…'

After that, Mr. Cuervo walked over to the table right after lighting a cigar before he casually picked up a revolver chambered in .44 magnum before he loaded it with a single bullet inside, and spun the wheel.

However, before anyone could react, the motherfucker pointed it on the side of his head before he pulled the trigger in quick succession.

*CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Those clicks that came one after the other sucked in the breaths of everyone watching and everyone was just fucking speechless for a good 15 seconds.

With that said, everyone could see Mr. Cuervo's face on the huge screen but not only was he smiling from ear to ear, but his breathing was also hastened due to the rush and adrenaline he could feel in his body right now.

[I guess my odds are so-so, who wants to try next?]