Code Zulu Alpha: Nerd in the Apocalypse!

It would only take a few milliseconds before both parties would come in contact but my attention was stolen by one of the members of the De Leon Family.

The guy just fucking sneezed so fucking hard and loud, I thought he'd sneeze his brain out but I completely missed what happened to the twins and their assailants. However, I saw how everyone else just grimaced and was taken aback, and it was right after the dull sound of hard objects hitting flesh resounded.

'What the fuck did just—'

The moment when I turned my head back to the play area, all I saw was the pair about to jump Ruru and Riri were now face down on the dirt while the sprinkler next to them was just wetting their backs.

I was just about to ask Kaley what just happened in the brief moment I turned away but cheers just erupted before an instant replay was shown on the huge screen.

What happened was that right after the twins cleared the curve, the pair waiting for them aimed for a high and low sweep but the twins just dove head-first into the gap at the middle while simultaneously sending an attack from an impossible angle.

The way their bodies just twisted in mid-air as they swung their wooden sticks with deadly precision right into the throat of the one in front and the ballsack of the other was enough for everyone that witnessed it to get chills.

In a matter of seconds, the twins just ended the two's ability to sing and have children.

To be completely honest, I thought their flashy move wouldn't have much strength put into it—and I figured it really didn't—but the way their attack was already in motion the moment they dove in and how precise they hit their targets was enough to cause some serious damage.

At this point, the twins continued their pursuit but on the other side of the play area, something else was happening.

Bogdan was currently getting ganged up on by two participants because he discovered something else that wasn't disclosed earlier.

Aside from the piglet and the boar, the flock of chickens, the five bulls, the two dozen goats, and the goose were also hiding—well, not all of them—a gold coin on their bodies.

The only reason Bogdan managed to discover the secret was after diverting the bull he was on a pushing match earlier straight into a wall, he picked up a shining object that fell off the bull's balls. It seemed to be tied up by some sort of string but questioning how it got there wasn't the question that was supposed to be asked.

Which animal also had a hidden coin on them?

We already witnessed Tatiana and Quinn taming two bulls by using their balls as punching bags and if they had a normal set of eyes, they wouldn't miss a shining gold coin hidden in those jewels.

With that said, Bogdan was still fighting them off to the best of his abilities but another pair just discovered the secret and acted as a third party.

Right now, two pairs were trying to get the coin off of Bogdan's hand and the balance was quickly shifting to the other side with numbers.

This game was supposed to be an opener of some sort to titillate the senses but like what almost every game had resorted to, it just became a fight to determine the stronger one.

Bogdan was faring well when he was still up against two opponents but right now, he was trying to get away in the hopes of another team interfering. It's just that since he was still in possession of a coin that was held in great value in this place, he might just bury himself even deeper.

Looking around, Cynthia was nowhere in sight though the goose chasing after had already found a different target.

Bogdan only had himself to rely on but chances were, he'd have to let go of his discovery if he didn't want to get escorted out of the field by the guys wearing gimp outfits.

However, right when the future looked bleak, a hero emerged at the last second.

The red bandana, the US speedos, the chin strap, and the oiled body just swooped in at the right time to receive the finishing blow headed for Bogdan, and right when our teammate looked up, all he saw was just thick quads and a glorified taint that would haunt him forever.

However, that figure saved him from the impending doom, and let's just say that this fight was far from over.

And I don't know how, but for some reason, someone could read lips really fucking well because, from the display we could see from the screen, someone was typing fucking subtitles for everyone watching on the platforms.

'What the fuck—'

[You— Why did you save me?]

[You don't want me to?]

[But your teammate?]

[His time had already passed… I was about to forfeit but I saw you from a distance… I can't just leave someone like that…]

[You…]

[Stand up, grab my hand…]

And for some other reason, dramatic music just played right when Ricardo helped Bogdan up and the two just looked at each other deeply before looking at their opponents that didn't attack them during the long transition.

[I'm Ricardo.]

[Bogdan, nice to meet you.]

[Shall we?]

[After you.]

I just muttered from complete shock and confusion, "The fuck is happening?!"

"It's beautiful…" Kaley muttered with shining eyes.

'I don't even know what's going on at this point…'

With that said, it only took a moment before Bogdan ripped up his shirt and used it as a makeshift bandana before the music changed back to the way it was.

The new pair that formed in the play area eerily looked too similar in physique and it seemed they would be the only contender that could match up against Quinn and Tatiana.

It only took a moment before Ricardo slammed the palm side of his closed fists right on the ears of the guy closest to him before he lifted him up and smacked him down in the most inhumane way possible.

The guy was still dazed from the attack from nowhere but he just landed on his balls because Ricardo took a knee as he brought the guy down, and it quickly dissolved the fighting spirit of the three that were behind him.

I don't know why balls were always the target of attacks this time around but I guess a quota of some sort needed to be fulfilled.

With that said, Bogdan took the opportunity to dash forward and smash his fist down on the other guy's shoulder before he sent an elbow straight to his temple. His attack missed by a few centimeters because his target swayed but his elbow managed to cut open his opponent's eyebrow.

Blood started to gush out almost immediately but Bogdan palmed the guy's face before tripping him down and smashing him onto the ground.

The two versus four fight quickly became a two versus two in a matter of seconds, and even if it sounds like an even match on paper, the difference in strength and momentum was practically insurmountable.

Moreso, the crowd was basically chanting their names and even though that might not actually affect their battle power, it would definitely be discouraging to put up arms when you were on the opposite side of the chants.

"FUCK 'EM UP!!!"

"THEY GOT WHAT'S COMING TO THEM!!!"

"THE GIMPS ARE ALREADY ON STANDBY HAHAHAHA!!!"

"GET 'EM!!!"

"RICARDO!"

"BOGDAN!"

"FUCK 'EM REAL GOOD!!!"

At this point, the pairs in combat were locked in a short staredown but one of their remaining opponents wearing cargo shorts and a tank top just held his stick tight before going on the offensive. However, the battle was already lost when his teammate turned tail and ran, and what awaited him was a deserved beatdown.

Bogdan easily caught the stick that was aimed at his head and he just broke it with his forearm before returning it with a full-blown headbutt. He even held the back of the guy's head to avoid some sort of whiplash or unnecessary bending but the two coconuts had to have one winner.

Surprisingly enough, the guy was still conscious after the first hit but he quickly fainted once Ricardo stepped in to french kiss his ass.

The guy was foaming at his mouth as he fell over and everyone just witnessed the guy that turned tail and ran get rammed by one of the remaining bulls. He actually flipped in mid-air twice before landing on his neck and I was sure he would have fared better if he just took the beating like his teammate.

Needless to say, the gimps came in with impeccable timing to fetch the dregs out of the play area but as far as this game goes, the winner was still undecided.