Classless Ascension

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His day started with an overexcited alarm clock: a small human that was giggling to herself in happiness.

"Josh, Josh, Josh! Wake up! Today's the day!" The little one's voice pulled him away from his dreams.

"Is it the weekend?" He grumbled. She wouldn't be this excited for school, right?

"No! Today's the school trip! Remember, you're going with us, and it will be awesome! Hurry up and get dressed already!" She exclaimed with so much drive that it was almost unreal.

"Fine, fine, fine. Just let me drink a couple of gallons of coffee and I'll be right there." He sleepily mumbled while driving his body away from the warmth at his side.

The woman he loved was asleep, her breathing serene and her face more beautiful than anything. The creases of worries were slowly disappearing as they settled in their new life. They were poor, but they had everything they needed.

Her breathing indeed was serene…actually maybe a bit too much. He suddenly peered at her suspiciously. Yep, she was faking being asleep for sure! Without waiting, he reached for her delicate lips, using his tongue to pry them open tenderly.

Before long, he was thoroughly exploring her mouth, invading until he tasted the sweetness that she had to offer. She was still pretending outwardly to be sleeping, but her tongue that intertwined around his betrayed her.

Her breathing was becoming rougher by the second. Driving his hand under the covers, he found a soft body eager for his touch. She was acting coy, but she was evidently getting in the mood for some fun. They probably had a few minutes before leaving, right?

But the little one suddenly barged in, pointing to her sister: "You promised not to tempt him! What happened to you remaining asleep? Let him go, vixen! Anyway, c'mon Josh, we're gonna be late!" She accused.

"I'll have you know that I'm innocent! My sleeping face was enough to charm him. Your plan backfired on you!" She shrugged, showing innocence but her huge smile and stifled laughter didn't fool anyone.

She even whispered a low: "Why don't we postpone this till tonight? Oh, conserve your energy because there won't be any sleeping. ;)" She proposed while winking and pushing him toward the exit.

Josh was dragged out by an excited little girl all the way to her school, where bright yellow buses awaited them orderly, akin to soldiers. There were a few teachers, many parents, and a shitload of hyper younglings.

Oh, and the ride was a wonderful concerto of awful summer camp songs that were enough to turn even the happiest of man depressive. How did kids love these so much?! After a ride that was far too long, they finally arrived at their destination.

That day they were visiting the city's Botanical Garden. It felt like they were immersed in an entirely different new world. The gray and straight lines of the modern buildings were replaced by colorful flowers and plants of all kinds.

But, the best was seen a bit later when they arrived at the most outstanding attraction of the entire complex: the mosaïcultures. If taking care of plants was an art, this was simply godlike. The plants were carefully trimmed in incredible shapes.

There were all kinds of unbelievable sculptures: peacocks, lions, goldfishes, horses, frogs, old fishermen, and even one gigantic one that represented Gaia herself with a fountain coming out of her hand.

"Wow!" That is all the little one said as her eyes sparkled brighter than diamond.

"So, was I right that this place is great? What do you think?" Josh teased her.

"Wow!"

"That's it? Nothing else." He asked.

"It's just wow. It's so amazing!" She happily exclaimed.

She then spent a long while observing in great detail every single artwork. She would especially grin at the top of the food chain carnivores. How ironic that they were made of plants!

The two looked like complete tourists as they would point to every sculpture, judging them as if proud art critics.

"This one is a green frog that used leaves to camouflage itself here. It might just jump away at any moment!" She commented.

"Perhaps."

"This one is a struggling vegan lion. He had a crazy owner and died of starvation only to be reincarnated as a plant. But even then, the proud spirit of the lion lives on!"

"So that's how it is. Such determination! How praiseworthy!"

"This one is an old fisherman that stayed in place so long that grass grew on him. As soon as he catches something, he'll move as if nothing had ever happened."

"Makes sense!"

That's when an old lady heartily chuckled at seeing the little one. She couldn't help but comment. "Don't be too disappointed, little girl, but they really are all just plants. But, the secret ingredient is love. This is my husband's garden, or used to be anyway."

"Oh? Is he on vacation or something?" She thoughtlessly asked.

"No…well yes. It's a very long vacation. Perhaps I'll join him soon…." Her melancholic tone and her reminiscing gaze were so pronounced. Even the little one understood that the man was dead. But then, she turned toward the old lady.

"You're actually wrong about something. Those are not just plants: it's magic!" She reiterated.

"What do you…?" The old lady seemed perplexed for a second.

"I agree. It truly is magic. There isn't any other term to describe it. You've done such a great job that it's a magical garden, truly." Josh nodded with confidence.

The old lady began crying, but it was tears of joy. "Magical. Magical. Yes, it really is. You're right." She then gave them a beaming smile, one that was even more magical than the surrounding wonders.

"Alright, we have to go back, or the teachers won't be happy with us. Have a great day, miss dryad, and thank you for everything." Josh nodded to her before heading away.

"Later, miss dryad!" The little one chimed in too.

"M-miss dryad?" The old lady was astonished. Dryad?" Weren't dryads usually beautiful? She was just an old lady!

The old lady watched the two weirdos leave, her old heart suddenly thumping in her old body with renewed hope. She still looked forward to when her vacation would come, but perhaps she could keep living a bit longer.

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Dryad? Now that Josh thought about it, this term sure was nostalgic. He couldn't help but wonder if this old lady had survived the transmigration. Perhaps she would meet true magical plants.

Would the dryads measure up to their reputation on Earth? He would soon know....