Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 454 – Villain Cultivator 2.0 (8)

Usually, killing commoners left a bad taste in Miaomiao's mouth. But in this case, he felt nothing. After all, he had no sentimental attachment to this universe – Every mortal was like an NPC to him.

After slaughtering the entire village, Miaomiao escaped into the forest and covered his tracks. He then flew into the sky, observing the patrol routines and counting the number of soldiers on the walls.

Noticing that one of the walls was undefended, Miaomiao took notes of it. However, he didn't attack the fortress wall right away due to his lack of strength.

Just like that, a night peacefully passed.

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The next day, nobody noticed the homicide yet. Miaomiao avoided plain sight and cultivated in a burrow, a few meters away from the forest border. He slept in the daytime and waited for the night.

While cultivating, Miaomiao started having the urge to reproduce. Although he was good at controlling his carnal desire, the goblin's physique and his hormone were abnormal. His mind was full of women's naked bodies.

'This is annoying.'

Unable to suppress his desire, Miaomiao stopped cultivating. He moved out of the burrow in the afternoon and traveled to another farm village, 100 kilometers from the previous place.

Because Miaomiao was forced to travel on land to avoid detection, he spent a lot of energy. By dusk, Miaomiao's body was full of sweat.

He rested under a mango tree and put the black katana next to him. He deeply sighed and looked at his long schlong.

"Oh, boy. What am I going to do with you?"

Killer Queen cackled, "How about cutting it off?"

"Hell to the no! I won't become a eunuch."

"Then, start rubbing it. That thing can't ejaculate by itself."

Miaomiao facepalmed. He wanted to, but it was humiliating to do it in front of the virgin female sword spirit. Moreover, it would get hard again since he couldn't be satisfied with just one bullet.

While Miaomiao was depressed, he heard the sound of footsteps. He grabbed his weapon and moved behind the mango tree.

A few minutes later, a group of 20 knights traveled through the thick forest. Five of them carried corpses of short goblins on their shoulders while the rest carried their luggage.

Miaomiao was surprised to see human knights in the goblin's territory. He observed them.

Among the crowd, 19 of them were men. However, strangely, their captain was a blond woman. She wore thick knight armor, a large shield, and a mace. Green bloodstain soaked her armor and her weapon, which showed a trace of recent combat.

The group didn't notice Miaomiao's presence. They walked out of the forest and rested on the field, 10 meters away from the border, where Miaomiao was hiding. The party put down their loot and started making camps. The men chatted while their captain quickly entered her tent with her adjutants.

Miaomiao scanned their strength. Surprisingly, none of them had Qi inside them. Instead, they cultivated mana circles. Everybody had at least one or two mana circles while their captain had three.

Looking at these weak humans, Miaomiao was confused about how the goblin lost to them. Then, he checked the basic strength of the goblin corpses. Although they were corpses, they had no mana circle around their hearts.

Miaomiao clicked his tongue. Even cultivators left behind traces of their original strength after death. Unfortunately, these goblins were the same as commoners.

'What a poor standard. I feel like I'm smurfing in a MOBA game.'

Miaomiao stopped peeking at them. He silently consulted with Killer Queen.

'Say, KQ. Do you think I can kill them without causing a commotion?'

'Impossible. Let's wait for them to go to sleep. Then, you can solid-snake them.'

'… Alright.'

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At nightfall, the knight party made campfires. 15 of them including the captain entered their tents to rest for the day. As for the rest, they acted as night guards.

Miaomiao left his hiding spot. He observed their formation and checked if the knights put any trap array around their camp. After scouting everything, Miaomiao was disappointed in their preparation.

No fence or alarming wire was installed. The five men didn't stand guard and watch the forest. Instead, they sat around a campfire, having a night barbeque. They also drank some sort of alcohol, which Miaomiao could smell from 50 meters away.

Miaomiao shook his head. If he led an army, this camp would have fallen in one fell swoop. But as a goblin assassin, he had to get rid of the guards first.

After an hour of waiting, one of the guards left the group. From the body gesture, he needed to go to the toilet. He entered the woods alone unarmed.

Once again, Miaomiao was disappointed in the guards. He followed the guy until he was out of the party's sight. When no one could see the knight, Miaomiao thrust Killer Queen through his back and covered his mouth. He also injected his Qi into the knight's vocal cords, disabling his voice and breathing abilities.

The knight widened his eyes and slowly died from the suffocation and the wound poison. Miaomiao extracted his mana circle energy into his body and dragged the corpse further into the forest.

A few minutes later, two guards also needed to urinate. They followed the trail of the previous knight. However, these guys were smart. They stopped while they were still in their friends' line of sight, and they took off their leggings and pants to do their business.

Because of their actions, Miaomiao didn't kill the two guys. Instead, he waited for them to finish what they were doing.

One of them finished fast. He put on his leggings and pants before he returned to his friend. However, the other guy suddenly farted.

"Ow, shit. That stupid raw meat might have gotten me."

The knight held his butt and rushed further into the woods. He looked around for a moment and squatted, preparing to drop a chemical bomb from his number two.

Unfortunately, Miaomiao wouldn't let him relieve himself. A katana pierced through the back of his throat while a hand pressed on his back. Something hot entered his lung and erupted, destroying his innards.

The second knight died silently. Miaomiao held his breath and dragged the new corpse, which automatically released whatever was inside his bowel out from the back hole.

30 minutes later, the last two knights stood up and took their turns. As if they were pre-programmed, they followed the first two dead knights' paths deeper into the woods. One of them also carried a torch to see in the dark.

After walking for a while, one of the knights spotted the wet stool, left behind by the dead knight. He complained.

"Look at this. Either Robert or Jack must have shit themselves. I guess the wild lunch must have gotten them."

The other knight also spotted the brown trail. He shouted.

"JACK! ROBERT! HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP SHITTING?"

Both men laughed. Then, they took off their pants and started urinating. The guy with the torch was the most skillful as he only needed one hand to take off his knight leggings and complicated medieval pants.

Miaomiao sneaked behind them. Instead of stabbing them to death, he only swung his katana horizontally once. The second slash cut the tip of the torch, dousing the flame. Then, he moved away from the spot and detoured around the camp.

The two knights stood still for a few seconds before their heads fell from their necks. Then, their bodies collapsed on the ground, and the extinguished torch dropped.

As soon as they collapsed, the metal armor caused a loud clanking noise. The last guard frowned and stood up. He took his sword and was about to walk toward his friends.

Suddenly, a silent katana sliced his throat, and the hand that touched his back caused his lungs to explode. He died on the spot with wide eyes.

Miaomiao, who stood behind the last knight, carefully supported the lifeless body. He gently put him down without causing a sound. Then, he looked at the tents.

Five dead knights gave ten times more Qi and mana than yesterday's villagers. Miaomiao licked his tongue, getting addicted to the night assassinations. His schlong also hardened as he thought of the female knight.

Getting to work, Miaomiao scanned the tents to check if they were deep asleep.

As expected, none of them seemed to be wary of danger. They even cast their armor and weapons aside to get a good sleep in fluffy soft tents.

Once again, Miaomiao shook his head. He questioned their upbringings.

'If I were them, I would have slept with one eye open, and I wouldn't have brought luxurious tents. Hell, the fortress is only a few kilometers away. I would have traveled a few more hours and rested in a barrack or something.'

While complaining in his mind, Leo sneaked into the smallest tent first, which housed three knights. He pressed his hands on their chests or backs. Then, he drained their life force in their sleep until their mana was sucked dry. They withered and turned into ash after 10 minutes.

Miaomiao enjoyed this method more as it didn't cause a bloodstain. However, it was time-consuming. But in this case, he believed that it was the right choice as it was the quietest method.

He approached the larger tent next. This one had eight knights sleeping in the same tent, lining in a row.

Seeing their sleeping posture and the tight space, Miaomiao pursed his lips because he didn't have the same luxuries as before. He gently swung his katana and beheaded all of them at once.

SWUA

The slice caused a slight noise, and the men widened their eyes in shock. Unfortunately, none of them managed to utter a word or warn the others.

5 + 3 + 8 = 16

Four remained.

There were four tents to raid. One belonged to the female knight while the other three belonged to the three adjutants. Each occupied a tent.

Miaomiao slipped into the adjutant tents first. As they slept alone, Miaomiao took his time and sucked their life force into their sleep.

30 minutes later, Miaomiao was done with the three adjutants.

Miaomiao salivated. It was the female knight's queue.