Beauty and the Bodyguard

Lin Yi didn't think that Zhaolong would be this shameless, but he couldn't say anything. He could only eat the food on the table.

The food here was really not bad. Perhaps it was because everyone was hungry, but they were full of praise for this kind of peasant dish.

Zhaolong wanted to find a topic to talk about with Xinyan, but he didn't know what to do when he saw everyone eating and not talking much. The atmosphere was a bit heavy!

Zhaolong had been reading a novel that Zhaoming had recommended to him these past few days-so pure, so flirtatious prequel. It was said that there were a lot of secret books on how to pick up girls and interesting things about ice-skating, so he'd decided to study it at the last minute. He was really engrossed when he read it, and thought that the things in it were very practical!

He suddenly remembered that the male protagonist in the book liked to tell jokes to his girlfriend, making her laugh and her heart beat wildly. So Zhaolong thought that he should tell Xinyan a joke too.

"I'm sure everyone was depressed about the robbers just now, right? Seeing that everyone is burying their heads in the food and not saying anything, why don't I tell you a few jokes?" Zhaolong said.

"Alright!" Right Panhu, who was sitting opposite Zhaolong, was the first to cheer.

"Haha, this joke is actually a brain teasers." Zhaolong turned to Xinyan with a smile. "What's that? it came out of the butt but it's still edible?"

"Gah?" The students present were stunned. Even right coiling Tiger's expression froze and he felt disgusted. Everyone was eating, why was there something coming out of his butt? Wasn't that shit?

"Xinyan, Did you know?" Zhaolong, on the other hand, didn't notice the weird expressions on everyone's faces. He was just trying to make Xinyan happy, so he didn't think too much about it. He was an idiot when it came to relationships, or he wouldn't have read books to learn how to pick up girls.

"I ... I don't know ..." Xinyan was busy eating when she heard Zhaolong's words. Her face froze, and she was speechless.

"It seems that no one knows the answer. Then, I'll reveal the answer!" "The answer is the eggs!" Zhaolong said proudly. Hahahaha, eggs come from the chicken's butt. How was it? fun, right? Hahaha ..."

Xinyan's chopsticks happened to be holding an egg, and her hand trembled, dropping it on the table with a strange expression on her face ...

"Uh ..." Zhaolong realized that something was wrong as well. He didn't expect Xinyan to be eating an egg at the same time."Xinyan, I'm just joking, haha ... Don't mind me, continue eating ... Although eggs come from the chicken butt, don't they have a shell? There's a saying that goes "be like mud and not be stained," and that's the truth ..."

"Ahem ... I'm full ..." Xinyan put down her chopsticks. She had lost her appetite because of Zhaolong.

Lin Yi, on the other hand, put a piece of egg in his mouth as he looked at Zhaolong indifferently. "You're done?"

"Uh ... I'm done ..." Zhaolong's heart skipped a beat. He didn't believe that Lin Yi would do anything to him in public, but Lin Yi's calm tone made him nervous.

"If you're done, hurry up and eat!" Lin Yi said as he handed Xinyan a bottle of corn juice."Have some corn juice, you didn't eat much ..."

"Oh ..." Xinyan accepted the corn juice. She had indeed lost her appetite after a few bites.

Zhaolong was a little annoyed-it seemed like he'd said something that made Xinyan unhappy, and he didn't dare to say anything else. He just sat there and ate ...

Lengzi su was the leader of the hooligans near the ski resort. Every day, when she had nothing to do, she would take her two underlings, ah da and ah er, to walk around the ski resort, collect protection fees from nearby businesses, and flirt with pretty girls. Every day, she enjoyed it!

Of course, the reason why Su lengzi was able to do so well here and the ski resort didn't take any measures was because he had a good uncle. His uncle was the General Manager of the ski resort, and he turned a blind eye to his nephew's actions. Anyway, the business of the ski resort was already making a lot of money, and even if he was extorted by his nephew, he wouldn't refuse to pay the second year's rent.

As long as there were no problems on the books, the group's Chairman would not pay attention to the details of such a tourist resort.

Today, lengzi brought his two lackeys to the Farmhouse Restaurant where Lin Yi and the others were, but his face turned ugly when he saw that the restaurant was full!

"Ah da, ah er, go and free up a table for me!" Lengzi su ordered her two underlings.

"Yes, brother lengzi!" Ah da and ah er quickly responded and then began to choose their target.

While ah da and ah er were picking their targets, lengzi SU's eyes didn't stay idle either-it landed on Wang Xinyan! This was a top class beauty, and lengzi SU's preference was to flirt and flirt with beautiful women, so when she saw Wang Xinyan, her eyes lit up!

"Wait!" Lengzi su waved his hand, indicating for ah da and ah er to slow down.

"Brother lengzi, what's wrong?" A 'da asked hurriedly.

"There's a beauty!" Lengzi su said, pointing at Wang Xinyan's table.

Although han Jingjing was a pretty girl herself, she was fiddling with her tablet while eating. Her head was lowered, so lengzi su didn't see it. Besides, Wang Xinyan was the first person he saw, and his first impression was that of her, so he automatically ignored the others!

Lengzi smiled as she walked behind Xinyan, looking left and right-on one side was Lin Yi, and on the other was Zhaolong. Lengzi was called lengzi, but she wasn't stupid-Lin Yi was perfectly fine, and Zhaolong was injured, so she picked on the weak!

"Little girl, you're not bad! I like it!" Lengzi teased Xinyan before smacking the back of Zhaolong's head."Brat, stand up!"

"Hiss ... F ** K!" There was a big bump on the back of Zhaolong's head, and even though he applied medicine, it wasn't completely gone. The slap made him grimace in pain, and he jumped up and glared at lengzi!

He was already feeling quite aggrieved before. A few real robbers beat him up, but he didn't understand the situation and got beaten up for nothing. He couldn't find anyone to take revenge on. He didn't dare to mess with Lin Yi after being scolded by him, so he could only endure it.

But getting hit on the head by a hooligan, Zhaolong couldn't take it anymore! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian.com to vote for recommendation and monthly votes. Your support is my greatest motivation.)