Beauty and the Bodyguard

17 CH17

Lin Yi didn’t expect Yushu to remember everything so clearly- there was no point in denying it any longer.

He lowered his head. “...Okay! I was the one who turned it on, but I didn’t mean to! I was just curious, and tried entering the passcode, honest! The moment I saw what the channel was about I turned the tv off right away..!”

“Is that so?”

Yushu, naturally, didn’t believe him.

“Of course…”

Lin Yi felt so wronged under her suspicious gaze. He was telling more or less the truth, after all!

“Hmph!”

Yushu didn’t want to spend any more time on the matter. She reached for the remote to have the channel changed when something caught her eye…

It was some crumpled up tissues.

There was no doubt about it- there was a sort of sticky, liquid like substance within the tissues.

“What’s that?”

Yushu’s face turned green as she spoke with a shaky voice. “N-nice, Lin Yi…... What a vulgar thing you’ve done...! So not only did you watch porn in Yao Yao’s living room, you even...…”

“What? What did I do?”

Lin Yi didn’t know what Yushu was so worked up about. He followed her gaze, and saw the crumpled up tissues himself.

Fuck.

Seriously? First he gets caught watching p*rn, then his nose fluids get spotted by Yushu, who, at this point, wouldn’t even consider that this particular bodily fluid came from the nose!

What the fuck! He didn’t deserve this!

“Chen Yushu… It’s not like that… I just came down here from the North, you know..? I’ve caught a cold, you see, and those tissues were what I used to wipe my nose with… Here, you can take a look for yourself…”

Lin Yi picked up the crumpled up tissues as he spoke, intending to spread them open for Yushu to see.

“Get that away from me!!!” Yushu shrieked. “I don’t wanna see that shit! Lin Yi, you bastard!”

Embarrassed, Lin Yi lowered the tissues. There wasn’t much he could do if Yushu didn’t believe him- he couldn’t just force her to look at what she thought was ejaculation fluids, now could he?

“Whether you believe it or not, I really didn’t-”

Yushu turned back at him, suddenly scheming something. “I’ve changed my mind, I don’t want instant noodles anymore. Go make me breakfast!”

“Hah?” Lin Yi stared at her a while before opening his mouth. “Why?”

“Heh heh, because if you don’t, I’ll just go ahead and tell Uncle Chu that you were touching yourself using the tv, in the living room, no less! How shocked me and Yao Yao were when we saw what you were doing!”

Yushu smiled mischievously.

Lin Yi couldn’t believe this. It wasn’t like that!!!

But he was in no position to bargain or complain- If the old man found out about this, Lin Yi would be done for his whole life.

Lin Yi gritted his teeth. “You win.”

“Did I? _You’re_ the winner, getting to enjoy yourself out in the open air like that!”

Yushu wasn’t planning on holding back one bit, it seemed.

Lin Yi had given in at this point, but he didn’t want to go down without at least some form of retort. “But, you sure you wanna eat food made by these hands?”

“Ho, that’s fine, isn’t it? The books say there’s tons of protein in that stuff, it’s good for my skin!”

Yushu didn’t seem to care at all.

Lin Yi was completely speechless. This girl… She’s way more trouble than the Miss. Mengyao only hated him, at least, but this Yushu was actively thinking up ways to mess with him!

Yet something seemed off to Lin Yi- Yushu was acting like a completely different person.

She was telling him to get the tissues away from her earlier, and now she’s talking about protein?

“What do you wanna eat?”

“Anything. I don’t even know what the kitchen has, you can go take a look yourself.”

Yushu leaned back into a more comfortable position on the sofa, and her smooth legs fell out of her pajamas. She was even swinging it about, and Lin Yi’s softened part hardened again.

“Sure…”

He pulled his crotch back as he made his way to the kitchen, only to be stopped by Yushu after a few steps.

“What’s wrong, shield guy? What’s with the posture?”

Yushu was eyeing Lin Yi’s arching body when she reached his bottom half, instantly understanding what the guy was doing. Blushing, she turned her face away. “Disgusting!”

Lin Yi had had enough of explanations. Since he’d been found out anyway, he decided to straighten up and get in the kitchen as fast as possible.

Another mischievous smile crept across Yushu’s lips the moment Lin Yi disappeared from her sight. _Heh heh… You think I’m some sort of baby? Of course I know you wiped your nose with those tissues! We learn this in biology you know._

Even Yushu understood that the stuff was supposed to be milk white, and that you didn’t even need to be close to catch the unique smell it produced.

She didn’t know what it was supposed to smell like, but the tissues were right next to her. It couldn’t be that stuff if she didn’t notice at all.

Plus, the internet told her that the boy part gets soft after doing that stuff. Looking at how Lin Yi was acting, it didn’t seem like he’d relieved himself.

Yu Shu, of course, wasn’t about to tell Lin Yi that. With this in her hands, she could order Lin Yi around and tell him to do whatever bidding she desired of him! That’d teach him to defy her.

Yu Shu smiled with pride- she got herself a free servant. A delightful scent came from the kitchen not long after, pleasing her even more.

*[advantage]: by having their erection in contact with her

*[ cent bills]: China has cents in bills called jiao

*[Guoshu]: Guo here means country and shu means technique

*[ 190 centimeters]: Over 6ft tall

*[Lake Cui]: Cui Hu, also means Green Lake

*[hundred dyuan bills]: 100yuan is their biggest bill

*[Daoist Fierce Tiger]: The author of this novel

*[Noodles]: made of wheat

*[Rice Noodles]: made of rice

*[Zhang Tian Tian]: Tian means sweet

*[Bajiquan]: Also known as Eight Extremities Fist, but Bajiquan sounds nicer to me