Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1161 - Not Leaving Any

"You're probably a vegetarian, right? You're so filled with love, after all- Jianwen Bro. We'll help eat your meat skewers too. We can't let you lose your love for the world!" Xiaoxiao reminded.

"Wha?!" Jianwen's eyes went wide. He was getting frustrated!

These guys were taking everything. They were trying to take his meat too!

"Oh, I almost forgot! We'll go get them then, Jianwen Bro!" Yushu said.

"Of course…" Jianwen gave her a bitter and sad smile.

And so, an odd scene appeared at the beach.

Lin Yi, Mengyao, Yushu, Tang Yun, and Xiaoxiao all enjoyed their barbeque session, and Jainwen, Taizao, and Ganglou stood there enviously.

"Taizao, what other food do we have?" Jianwwen said with a bitter face.

"They took everything- do you have anything, Ganglou?" Taizao turned his eyes to Ganglou.

"I bought some beer cans earlier, but here's no seafood left. We can't just use this as our meal." Ganglou smiled bitterly.

"Is there nothing other than beer?" Taizao asked.

"There are some cup noodles…" Ganglou said.

"Fine, cup noodles then! There's a water heater in the car, right? Go make some hot water!" Jianwen thought that beggars couldn't be choosers.

"But, there's no water, An Bro…" Ganglou said. "You need water to make cup noodles. There's only beer here. We can't use beer to make cup noodles, right?"

"Isn't there, seawater? You idiot, go get some seawater! It'll become a seafood cup noodle!" Jianwen said as he pointed at the sea- there was plenty of seawater. What was this idiot saying? No water??

"But seawater is salty…" Taizao said, unsure.

"Just put less of the powder when making the noodles then!" Jianwen glared.

And so, the three ate their 'seafood' noodles, coupled with beer.

"An Bro, this is pretty good, it's really fresh!" Taizao said, preparing another cup noodle since it was so good.

"Of course- I'm An Jianwen!" He said gleefully.

On the other side, Lin Yi's group was enjoying their meal, Yushu, and Xiaoxiao, especially. The two were stuffing things into their mouths like they were starving.

"Lin Yi honey, here, taste my abalone! It's really good!" Xiaoxiao put on some sauce on a huge abalone and put it by Lin Yi's lips.

"Ugh… Okay…" Lin Yi opened his mouth, thinking about the words. Her abalone? Hm… Yes, it was good…

Yushu, however, wouldn't let Xiaoxiao take all the glory. She looked at her with some disdain. Saying the words like that implied that that abalone was part of her body or something…

And so, whether or not she meant it or not, Yushu took up a cup of milk tea in retaliation. "Shield Bro, you're thirsty, right? Here, have some of my Shu's milk…"

"Huh??" Lin Yi almost couldn't contain himself. These two were doing it on purpose, right? Yes, they had to be…

He took the milk tea and sipped it…

Jianwen was jealous as he watched the group eat their stuff.

"That's our food, and Lin Yi took all of them! This is too much!" Taizao tossed away the cup noodle box in his hand.

"An Bro, should we get revenge?" Ganglou asked carefully.

"Revenge? Revenge my ass. The guy's a Mystic class, I'm no idiot! We can't even warm him up after he kills us!" Jianwen knew clearly what their situation was- this Lin Yi always put on a sheepskin to eat people up, and he lost his kidney during one of those times.

"What if we do it from the darkness?" Ganglou was JIanwen's general, after all. He was quite good at this stuff.

"From the darkness? You think you'd be better at that than Chen Yushu and Feng Xiaoxiao?" Jianwen rolled his eyes. "My balls are still hurting right now!"

"Ganglou stayed silent- confronting them wouldn't work, getting them from the dark wouldn't work… Was there nothing they could do?

But Ganglou was right. There really was nothing they could do! Until they got their new practitioner, he had no cards. He didn't want to mess with Lin Yi as well, so he just wanted to use softer methods to get Mengyao's favor.

It was lunchtime, and more and more tourists started piling up. This wasn't part of the resort, but it looked good, and people did come here to barbeque.

Of course, they left after that. Not many people would stay here and swim or spend the night. They would do that in the resort. Not many were as brave as Lin Yi, who didn't fear sharks.

"Driving a Q7 but eating cup noodles at the beach? What kind of young rich kids are these?"

"They rented the car or something?"

"Not true- maybe it's their hobby to use seawater to cook cup noodles, who knows?"

"Maybe they got robbed? Someone took their food, and so they're eating cup noodles?" He was right, but no one believed him.

"Who would rob anyone in this place? They're not robbing us, are they?" Someone retorted.

Jianwen was a bit pissed off as he listened to these people talk about him. He stood up with an angry face. "What're you looking at? I like to eat cup noodles, so what? Using seawater- this is seawater cup noodles, not everyone can eat this!"

People started laughing at them, and Jianwen got even more pissed. But this was a crowd. There wasn't much he could do against so many people!

At the thought, he swallowed his rage. "Let's go. We're leaving!"

There was no point in staying here anymore- Mengyao would leave once she finished eating since no one would stay here for two nights.

He was right. Lin Yi did start packing after lunch. This was May second, after all, and tomorrow was the last holiday. School was starting soon.