Beauty and the Bodyguard

Chapter 1159 - You're A Brave Man

"Jianwen Bro, how are you? Where's the crab?" Yushu's words stabbed into Jianwen right from the get-go!

One shouldn't hit someone in the face like that, but Jianwen took it and endured despite his rage. He didn't want Mengyao to look down on him, and so he put on a composed face as if it wasn't much. "It was just a small crab. What could it do to me?"

"Wow, Jianwen Bro, seems like you're powerful? Your egg is fine??" Yushu's eyes were full of admiration.

"Of course, it's fine. I've trained before. After that time a crab pinched me when I was a kid, I've started training. A crab can't do anything to me at this point!" Jianwen said proudly. "The same move wouldn't work on me!"

"Oh, so you've got iron balls, Jianwen Bro! The girl who marries you will have an amazing sex life!" Yushu said enviously.

"Haha, you can't say that. Although I think it'd be more amazing than average!" Jianwen thought that Yushu was quite cute sometimes- knowing how to praise him in front of Mengyao. It seemed like getting pinched wasn't a full loss.

"Jianwen Bro is a strong and brave man, as expected!" Yushu exclaimed.

"Naturally- Yao Yao sis likes strong and brave men, so that's where I'm headed!" Jianwen nodded.

"Oh, since you're fine, then come catch the shark for us. We're still waiting to eat it!" Yushu said.

"Wha?!" Jianwen realized at that point that he'd fallen for it. Yushu was trying to get him to admit he was strong and brave, and now he can't say no!

"Fighting a shark is a very dangerous thing. I don't want to interrupt your playtime in the waters with violence! I shouldn't." Jianwen had a plan already. "I've bought some shark meat and abalone through Ganglou just now. He'll bring it here later. We don't need to hunt anymore!"

"Oh, that's different. The sharks in the market are dead and frozen. They're not fresh anymore! Yao Yao wants to eat fresh shark!" Yushu said. "Plus, what Yao Yao likes is the process of that brave fight between a warrior and shark, eating it is just secondary! It's just to enjoy your fruits of the battle! Yao Yao might not even want to eat a shark someone else killed!"

"I see!" Yushu's words made his blood rush up to his brain, but he still had a mind. He wouldn't be able to fill the shark's belly with his body size, let alone fight it!

But to not lose face in front of Mengyao, he hesitated. "I would like to do that as well, but it's been so long since my last shark fight. My body isn't at its best anymore! You know how it is. A brave man like me will feel uncomfortable after not doing brave things for a while. This shark thing- it's shallow water, so they wouldn't usually come. It depends on luck!"

Jianwen made it clear. He wanted to fight a shark, but there was no shark here!

Jianwen was right. Sharks didn't come to shallow waters like this.

"Then let's test it out- hurry and cut your finger to attract the shark!" Yushu said.

There were sharks around here. They all saw it with Zhong Pinliang's school trip. Yushu felt that Jianwen would be 'lucky' and attract one.

"Sure…" Jianwen thought that just these few drops of blood in the water would disappear very quickly- sharks might not catch on to it. "Taizao, cut your finger to get the shark!"

"Ah? Why's it me?" Taizao pointed at him, feeling troubled.

"What, you want me to do it?" Jianwen glared. "Hurry up, don't delay my fight with the shark.

"Alright…" Taizao gritted his teeth and cut his finger.

But Jianwen had made a miscalculation- he didn't know about sharks at all. Otherwise, he wouldn't have said that stuff about breaking a shark's teeth!

If you were to drop blood into the sea, sharks in a quarter of a mile would be able to smell it.

They were especially sensitive to smells in the water, especially so when it came to fresh blood. They'd be able to catch a whiff of that blood from far away- their senses in this aspect were stronger than even a dog's.

They were able to smell blood with 1ppm density (one out of one million). This meant that it could identify one drop of blood within one million drops of seawater!

A one-meter long shark had nose nerves that stretched over 4842 centimeters- a five to seven-meter shark- would be able to smell even blood coming from kilometers away!

Taizao wasn't letting down just one drop of blood- it was multiple drops already, and sharks would be swarming over if they were close!

"Yao Yao, Shu, Yun Yun, Xiaoxiao, let's go onshore. What if a shark comes out?" Lin Yi knew about all this, and he knew that Taizao very well may be attracting a shark. He wanted them to be onshore first.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to protect all four at once when it came!

The Miss only nodded as she recognized the solemnity in Lin Yis' voice. "Alright, Shu, let's go rest in the sun first."

Tang Yun and Xiaoxiao listened to Lin Yi. He must have a reason to ask them to go up.

"That's true- with something as scary as a shark, only a true warrior can fight it!" Jianwen was a bit confused about Lin Yi's cowardly behavior, but the more cowardly he seemed, the happier Jianwen was- for it made him look braver!

Lin Yi only smiled slightly, not saying anything else. The guy could act like an idiot al he wanted. He'll know what genuine fear was once a shark came.

"Yeah! We're not strong enough to be fighting sharks at all!" Yushu didn't know what Lin Yi meant, but she felt that there was a reason for it, and so she cooperated.