Beauty and the Bodyguard
1156 An Jianwen's Tragedy
Chapter 1155 - An Jianwen's Tragedy
"But, why do you want to eat poached eggs when watching a sunrise?" Lin Yi was quite curious.
"Because the sun looks like a huge poached egg- this way, I can imagine myself eating the sun in one gulp!" Xiaoxiao said.
"I see…" Lin Yi sweatdropped. This XIaoxiao had a weird brain- what sort of special thinking did you need to make this connection?
The line where sky and sea connected into the paint of red- and the dazzling sight of a sunrise formed.
"Ooh!" Yushu started cheering, evidently enjoying the view.
"It's coming!" Xaioxaio was very excited as well.
As expected, a burning ball of fire floated out of the sea, jumping into the air as it radiated the world in gold and red.
Xiaoxiao ate her poached egg as he enjoyed her morning in Lin Yi's arms.
The sun came out, and the sea was no longer cold- the temperature rose slowly.
The five ate breakfast, and while they were planning on going to the sea to swim, the water was still a bit cold- and so the five sat on the sand and bathed in the sun's warmth before going down.
When the sun was completely up, Taizao and Jainwen woke up. Jianwen didn't hesitate as he stepped out, walking to their side quickly. "Morning, Yao Yao sis! Everyone's hungry, right? I've got a healthy breakfast prepared, and it's still hot. I'll get Taizao too bring them- let's eat together!"
"No need, we ate," Mengyao said faintly. "You guys enjoy.
"Huh? Ate?" Jianwen blinked but realized that there were used silverware some distance away. He shrugged helplessly. "Well, I guess we'll eat quickly then. Today's weather is really good, why don't we all go dip in the water? Yao Yao, Shu, do you guys remember when we always came to the beach to play?"
"Of course, I do!" Yushu spoke up before Mengyao could. "Your wee wee got grabbed by a crab, and you cried so hard your snot came out! Oh, your wee wee is broken now, so Yao Yao can't marry you anymore- otherwise she wouldn't have a sex life!"
"Wha?!" Jianwen didn't know how to react to this, but he remembered that it was true! The crab almost snipped the entire thing off of him, and this was mostly Yushu's fault! It was her who put that crab there! He didn't have proof, but he deduced that it had to be her!
From then on, he developed a sort of trauma when it came to Yushu. This girl was toxic, toxic! He had to stay away, or who knows what would happen to his treasure down there?
At the thought, Jianwen started admiring Lin Yi- the guy was actually managing to be this close with her, did he not fear her??
"Hahahahaha!" Xiaoxiao started laughing loudly. she didn't expect this tragic backstory for Jainwen!
Mengyao and Tang Yun weren't bold enough to just laugh out like that, but they did have to hold back some laughter. Jianwen sure was unlucky.
"That was when we were kids!" Jianwen said with a haha. "Alright, drop that-what do you guys say to a swim later? Ah, I even bought you guys swimwear! Taizao, go bring the swimsuits for them to see!"
"Alright, I'll go right now!" Taizao went away happily.
A moment later, he came back with a bunch of swimsuits in his arms.
"Yao Yao, Shu, Tang Yun, Feng Xiaoxiao, what do you guys think?" Jianwen asked as he gave it to Mengyao.
Mengyao didn't take it, but Yushu did. She lifted it up.
"These are all the newest international fashion- I got someone to buy it overseas, especially for you," Jianwen said proudly.
"What on earth is all this?" Mengyao said, blushing as she looked at them- these were sexplay outfits! The thighs were coming out, and the chest area would barely be covered! Mengyao would rather die than wear this in public!
Her swimwear was the reserved type- it covered her entire body!
"Ugh.." Jianwen didn't expect that big a reaction from Mengyao. Although, he admitted that he did have those thoughts when he picked those out. These may be the biggest brands, but he chose the sexiest ones so that he could get a good look when she wore it!
"These are all international brands, the best ones! What do you mean?" Jianwen said. "These are all designed by world-famous designers, and maybe they're a bit bold, but it's really pretty! You're at the peak of your youth now. You should show it off!"
"Show it off for you?" Mengyao frowned.
"Ugh… I…" Jianwen uttered awkwardly. She was pissed- she wouldn't say stuff like that otherwise.
"I don't want to wear this- you wear it if you want," Mengyao said.
"That's…" Jianwen said awkwardly. "It's okay then, no need to wear it if you don't want to, I was just trying to be nice… Taizao, bring those back!"
Jianwen felt that it was a pity, but he had no choice- he couldn't force it on her or anything, could he? Lin Yi would kick him into the sea.
Lin Yi, after all, was someone who even House Yu couldn't mess with- let alone An Jianwen! If Fighter Li weren't dead, then he wouldn't be afraid of Lin Yi, but the guy got killed by some Er Goudan guy, and his backup wasn't here yet! No way he was gonna piss Lin Yi off.
"No need- I'll take all of them!" Yushu stopped.
"Shu? You like them? That's great!" Jianwen said, thinking that it would be really nice to look at Yushu if Mengyao was out of the question. He dind't dare do anything to her, but watching was fine.
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