Am I A God?

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Zhao Yao said, slapping Lucifer's head, "This is what constipation feels like for one day. Now…" He slapped Lucifer's head two times.

"This is two days…"

"Three days."

"Four days."

"One week."

"This is the feeling after half a month."

"Ooo…" Lucifer held his stomach, glaring fiercely at Zhao Yao. "Zhao Yao, you are ruthless."

Lucifer's loyalty decreased by ten points.

Zhao Yao grinned with satisfaction. He pointed to the bedridden Kappei Hattori and said, "Quick, lend your power to him. If it works, I will relieve you from the illusion."

Lucifer hurriedly pressed his paw on Kappei Hattori's forehead. His regenerative powers flowed like a warm stream and permeated Kappei Hattori's body.

As he watched Kappei Hattori's crotch expand, Zhao Yao smiled in satisfaction. "You did well Lucifer. I will dispel the magic."

Once the illusion of constipation was lifted, Lucifer's stomach growled loudly and explosions could be heard coming from his stomach. Lucifer looked relieved.

Zhao Yao looked at the big pile of unidentified objects on Kappei Hattori's body and said, "What have you done? It is only an illusion, not real constipation."

Lucifer looked embarrassed. Scratching his head, he said, "I could not help it. The feeling was too real. Once you lifted the illusion, I could not control myself."

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes. He noticed Kappei Hattori's quivering eyelids and shouted immediately, "Come back." After which Lucifer was swallowed back into the Extradimensional belly. Zhao Yao watched Kappei Hattori open his eyes and his mouth moan.

"Ah!" Kappei Hattori felt a series of pleasurable sensations on his body. He had never felt these feelings before. They originated from his lower body and were like soaring in heaven.

He was awakened by pleasure.

Lucifer's regeneration power, together with the toxic side effects of regeneration, had transformed all pain into pleasure. The more pain, the greater the pleasure.

How much pain was Kappei Hattori feeling? The pain of the explosion of the family jewels was greater than the accumulation of all the pain he had felt since birth.

How much pleasure was Kappei Hattori experiencing? More than all he had experienced since birth.

Ah! Once the regeneration had ended, Kappei Hattori's face showed exhaustion. His entire body was sweating profusely. He was so overwhelmed with pleasure that he could not speak.

Zhao Yao spat out Roly Poly and Old Cat. Roly Poly made Old Cat invisible and Old Cat helped Zhao Yao translate.

Zhao Yao blinked his eyes. Pressing his head to Kappei Hattori's forehead, he said, "Greetings Kappei Hattori. I am Yamada. Are you able to answer me?"

"Senior Officer Yamada?" Kappei Hattori was able to recognize his brother's adjutant. Bewildered, he asked, "What happened to me?"

"Your family jewels exploded." Zhao Yao continued while controlling Old Cat, "Are you able to recall anything?"

Kappei Hattori furrowed his brows, recalling in an instant his memories of before the coma. His face was drained in terror. He suddenly lifted the blanket and looked at his crotch. After that, he exhaled deeply and said, "Am I alright?"

"Yes, I used a superpower to heal you." Zhao Yao patted Kappei Hattori's shoulders and said, "Can you remember who attacked you?"

"Thank you!" Kappei Hattori looked at Zhao Yao with gratitude. Suddenly, he sniffed and discovered the unidentified objects on his bed.

Zhao Yao immediately responded, "You excreted."

"But I…"

"Do not be ashamed. As a seriously wounded patient, defecation in bed is perfectly logical and normal."

"But you…"

"Do not second-guess me. There are only two of us in this ward. If it was not you, perhaps it was me?"

Kappei Hattori looked ashamed and focused instead on answering Zhao Yao's questions.

"Who attacked me?" He creased his brows and starting thinking. After some time, he shook his head. "I do not know. The great pain came all of a sudden."

Zhao Yao sighed as Kappei Hattori's statement was the same as others—could not see the attacker and a sudden attack of pain.

Kappei Hattori furrowed his brows as he continued his recollection, "That day, I was looking for a Chinese man called Zhao Yao. I arrived at XXX's entrance, then a sharp pain came from my bottom half of the body…"

"Ah?" Zhao Yao opened his eyes widely. As he was not versed in Japanese, he could not remember the name of the restaurant where he had eaten that day. He only realized this when Kappei Hattori mentioned its name.

"Could this man be a victim of Bai Quan…"

After a series of Zhao Yao's questions, it was finally confirmed that Kappei Hattori went to the same restaurant that Nanako and Zhao Yao had met for lunch and…

"This man was Nanako's fiance? Bai Quan busted the family jewels of Nanako's fiance?" Zhao Yao was shaken. He trembled and shook violently. "I must not let Nanako know about this."

After finally establishing the actual perpetrator, Zhao Yao spat out Elizabeth's family and carried Catherine in his hands. He turned towards Kappei Hattori and shouted, "Look here. That's right. Look at the body of this cat, well done."

Once Kappei Hattori was unconscious, Zhao Yao faced Caesar and said, "Wipe his memories of the past 5 minutes."

Once this was done, Zhao Yao started thinking about accomplishing the Criminal Diao Bao task.

The news of Kappei Hattori's recovery reached the Hattori clan on the same day and a jubilant celebration was held.

…

At night, in a high-class club.

Kappei Hattori arrived at the club in a hurry after completing his body examination and ensuring that all his organs were functional. He wanted to see if his strength had deteriorated.

However, after testing, he shouted in fury and chased all women out.

Sitting on his huge bed, Kappei Hattori looked at his body. His eyes were bewildered. "Why? Why are the feelings that I have not as pleasurable as before?"

Even after his memories were wiped, the pleasure that he had felt while under regeneration was deeply engraved in his muscle memory.

After experiencing the pinnacle of pleasure, Kappei Hattori was no longer interested in mundane pleasure.

When he was scrutinizing his body, his mind suddenly had an idea.

"Cut it off with a knife…" Kappei Hattori shivered. "No, how can I have such a foolish idea?"

However, his body reacted with waves of anticipation, pushing him to test it out.

He could not resist punching his crotch. Pleasure reverberated through his body. His eyes were almost all white.

Once the pleasure had passed, his face showed a sense of remorse. "Why? How did I become like this? God, what had you done to me?"

After that, he gave himself another punch.

That night, the entire club interior echoed with the hollering of Kappei Hattori.

…

Zhao Yao was not aware of Kappei Hattori's changes. He was thinking about how to complete his next task. To accomplish this task, he had to inform Kaede Hattori that the perpetrator was Bai Quan. That in itself was a sticky problem.

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