Am I A God?

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

Zhao Yao suddenly recalled that he had left out one person - Baiquan.

Just when he was about to send the red packet via WeChat, he stopped and left the application.

He thought, "I remember Baiquan was busy with his streaming channel. As compared to giving him a red packet via WeChat, I'm sure he would be happy if he received a donation during his streams."

Zhao Yao immediately translated his thoughts into actions. He downloaded a streaming app and began searching for Baiquan's channel. However, he had no idea what was the name of the channel.

"Woah, even this type of content is allowed? I thought there would be someone monitoring and preventing people from exposing their dick?"

"Her twerking still has some work to be done."

"Hmm, I'm quite sure this is not the same person as the one on the thumbnail."

Zhao Yao began his search for Baiquan's channel as he swiped from one channel to another. He finally found it after one hour of swiping.

Baiquan was in the midst of performing a magic trick. He placed a coin in a small box. However, the box was empty when he used the camera to scan its content.

"Hmm, so Baiquan is using the power of invisibility for magic. It seems like he is doing quite well." Zhao Yao scratched his chin as he bought some credits from the streaming site. Instantly, he saw an ongoing promotion for credits.

"I need to spend RMB 5,000 to enjoy the promotion?"

"Maybe I should just get it so that I can support his streaming more frequently."

"I also need to change my username so that Baiquan can recognize me the moment he sees it."

He instantly changed his username to "Cat cafe's Kris Zhao", and he bought RMB 5,000 worth of credits. Zhao Yao decided to donate RMB 200 when Baiquan reached the climax of his performance.

"Hmm, I guess RMB 200 should be more than enough."

Just when he was about to press the button, an earthquake struck again.

Zhao Yao dropped his phone because of the earthquake.

Zhao Yao shook his head helplessly as he picked up the phone after the earthquake had subsided.

Zhao Yao screamed when he saw the information on his phone's screen. He held his head as he fought back the tears which were shimmering in his eyes.

Because of the earthquake, Zhao Yao had accidentally changed the amount he donated to RMB 5,000 when he dropped his phone.

All RMB 5,000 worth of credits which he had bought went to Baiquan in an instant.

Zhao Yao buried his head in his arms, and he felt a searing pain in his heart. He thought he was going to get a heart attack.

"Stupid earthquake cat, you made me lose RMB 5,000." Zhao Yao was both furious at the cat and disappointed with his carelessness. Meanwhile, Baiquan was jumping for joy when he saw the donation which he had received.

"Thank you, Cat cafe's Kris Zhao for your RMB 5,000 donation."

"Erm, are you boss? Thank you for your donation, thank you for supporting my stream."

Zhao Yao's forehead furrowed as he exited the streaming application and went into WeChat. He tapped on Baiquan's contact.

"It was an honest mistake. Maybe Baiquan would understand and return the money to me after my explanation."

Just when Zhao Yao was about to send his explanation, Baiquan was already bragging on his stream and had sent a message to Zhao Yao.

"Boss, were you the one who donated RMB 5,000?"

Zhao Yao replied, "Yes …"

Baiquan typed, "Thank you so much for your generosity, boss!"

Just when Zhao Yao was about to send the message to explain that it was all a mistake, Baiquan had already sent another message. He said, "Boss, I'm touched by your kind gesture. At first, I thought you were someone who only cared about money. I'm sorry to have mistaken you for a miser.

To tell you the truth, I felt lost the past month. However, I now understand my purpose. I'm going to devote all my energy to fight on the front line of hell."

The corner of Zhao Yao's lips drooped as he deleted the message that he intended to send. He replied helplessly, "As long as you are happy."

Zhao Yao placed his phone on the table and stared at the ceiling in disbelief.

"My heart hurts so badly."

…

Zhao Yao dragged himself out of bed the second morning and gently kicked Matcha. He said, "Wake up, it's time for work."

Zhao Yao could not find Mango when they reached the cafe.

Zhao Yao had brought all his strays cats for sterilization the past month. Now, Mango was the only one left.

After his period of estrus, it was time to bring Mango for his sterilization.

The cat cafe was not an ideal place to quarantine the cats and allow them to recuperate. Hence, Zhao Yao had left the sterilized cats at Starry Starry Pet Hospital to recover.

Today was finally the day to sterilize Mango.

Matcha, Elizabeth, Roly Poly and Dust Ball surrounded him. He just looked at them innocently and did not know the fate that would befall him. Mango had to fast before his surgery. Hence, all he knew at that moment was that he was famished. He could not even go to the toilet with these four cats surrounding him.

Matcha patted Mango with tears shimmering in his eyes; he said, "Brother, do not worry. You will not have any more temptations or urges after this." Matcha could not help but whispered, "He is so pitiful. He will never have his balls ever again."

Roly Poly replied matter-of-factly, "I mean Mango isn't like the 4 of us. He would be in agony during his period of estrus."

Roly Poly nodded his head and continued, "You are still too young to understand this. As a cat who had gone through it, let me explain it to you. During estrus, you would feel extremely uncomfortable. You would be restless when you fail to mate. Even if you succeed to mate, you would still feel uneasy."

"What do you know?" Matcha retorted, "Have you ever been sterilized? You don't understand the fear when you are just about to be sterilized." He slapped Roly Poly's wobbly belly and continued, "Look at you! You're so fat, and I'm sure you haven't seen your own balls in forever."

Roly Poly was stunned by Matcha's words and could not utter a single word. He looked to Dust Ball for help and said, "Sister, what do you think? Isn't sterilization beneficial for cats without superpower?"

Dust Ball raised her legs and started scratching herself. After a moment of deliberation, she replied, "It's better for Mango to be sterilized. If not, the entire place would reek of his urine."

"What do you know?" Matcha retorted again, "The testicles are the essence of a male cat. It carries the hope of a future generation." He started hugging Mango and cried hysterically. He shouted, "You will no longer have your balls from today onwards. You will neither be a male cat nor a female cat. You will be without a gender."

Suddenly, Matcha stood up and licked his paws. Then, he reached out his other paw towards Mango's testicles and exclaimed, "I cannot let you get sterilized before you learn what it means to be a male cat!"

"Fool! What are you doing?" Elizabeth was stunned by the scene which unfolded.

Matcha turned his head and revealed a devilish smile, "I'm letting Mango understand what it means to be a male cat. As an elder brother, this is the only thing I can do for him."

"Fool!" A glimmer of red light flashed across Elizabeth's eyes, and she had taken control of Matcha's body. She even used his own paws to slap his head.

Matcha managed to react by freezing time. It escaped from Elizabeth's control and started swiping across her body.

The two cats were embroiled in a heated battle. Elizabeth used her power to control Matcha while Matcha used his to retaliate against her.

Elizabeth managed to gain an advantage using her bigger size and strength. She was biting on Matcha's neck and started educating him, "You are such a fool! Try to recall the times before you awakened your power and look at the cats around us. They do not experience the ecstasy that we do while mating. They mate because they feel uncomfortable and it is a natural biological mechanism. If they are not sterilized, they would feel lethargic and are vulnerable to various illnesses. I've seen too much when I was in the ragdoll cattery."