ALL MY WIVES ARE BEAUTIFUL ELVES



"Oh wow, that's quite a lot," Kan said, scratching his head a bit, not knowing what next to say.

As far as anything went, Nora had given quite a good argument as to why she does what she does.

Her paintings were all actual naked images of herself. What Kan found interesting though was the dynamics with which each one had.

No two were the same in terms of appearance or even texture by mere looking at it. It was obvious this wasn't just a hobby, Kan felt she might have had some practice or lessons at least.

"So..where did you learn all of this? I mean, your art work is spectacular!" Kan complimented sincerely.

[Are they baby? Are they really spectacular?] Hela teased Kan with a knowing laugh that Kan understood just where the system was trying to poke at.

He paid no mind though as he was still stupified by all the art surrounding him.

"Well, self thought. I mean, I have always liked comics. And not because of the story to be honest. I'm the type to read an entire comic series just for the art work. I know it sucks but well...I'm a sucker for things like that and I guess that's just the way I swing!" Ellie said, shrugging to say she didn't care what other's opinion was about.

Kan's mouth was wide open the whole time she made the comment. Reason, not because she read comics for the artworks rather than the story. No, far from it.

He was surprised to even hear the word comic come out of her mouth. But he didn't say anything yet. He was already getting poked out for saying "weird" things.

Keeping it cool and pretending everything was just the way they should normally be was the right call.

"This is my reality!" Kan said to himself, chanting it like a mantra of some sort.

"So you haven't said anything. You like them or not?" Once again, Nora asked, a smile on her face that faded quickly as she awaited kan's reply.

Kan noticed apart from her love for art, every other thing about her gave her an edgy feel. Almost like she was one of those rebellious teenagers but for the most part, she seemed pretty calm and cool.

If anything, he admitted himself that he was the rebellious one. But argued that it was for a good reason.

Now back to the question of whether he liked the paintings or not, Kan found it as a trap of some sort.

He could say he appreciated the art but that would make him sound like some nerd or something.

But if he did express his personal opinion about it, he could come off as a perv. Either way, he had to go with one.

"It's hard to pick a favourite," Kan simply said with a smile to accompany it.

Nora nodded her head a few times while smacking her mouth. She stared at Kan for a good number of seconds before a smile crept up on her face.

"You don't believe me, do you?" She suddenly blurted out almost like she had gotten a revelation from somewhere.

"What? Believe you as in how?" Kan genuinely confused asked.

"You think I didn't paint these huh? Look I know they are really good so it makes sense for you not to believe me. I could prove it though," Nora suggested.

"Prove...prove it?" Kan asked.

"Yes, you could watch me paint, that's if you are not in a hurry to go back home. Oh wait, you can't. So get a sit, you are stuck here with me. Watching a master paint a masterpiece!!" Nora said, gesturing the chef's kiss.

"Okay? Let's see it then," Kan said, folding his arms and waiting.

However, Nora walked up to him and excused herself. Leaving the art cave through the hole that leads through the wardrobe.

She went to her room and kan could hear a distant humming coming all the way from there.

"Where did I keep it?!!" Kan heard Nora's voice from her room sounding like she was frustrated because she couldn't find something.

"I'll be back Kan!!" She yelled from her room and all Kan heard next was loud fast footsteps echoing away.

Now he was left all alone in the art cave with all the various art peices in front of him.

[Is there something you want to say, baby?] Hela asked in a teasing tone.

"Holyyyyy shit!!!" Kan yelled out, placing his hand on his forehead. He looked around the place and all he could see where different strokes of the thing he loved the most, Badonks!!!

"I used to say the woman body is a work of art. I guess someone has been listening to my preachings!!" Kan said out loud as he was beyond astounded at what he was seeing.

[So what's your plan?] Hela asked, not even wasting time to dive right into business.

"Will you just chill? Baby steps man..baby steps!!" Kan retorted.

[Hmmm, you mean you'd put those in her?] Hela teased and kan could tell from the tone that the system was feigning ignorance.

Sometimes the personality the system showed was quite scary to Kan. If he didn't know better, he would say there was an actual person in his head. One that was a heavy bad influence on him and a perv but he liked it that way.

Nora returned through the hole to meet Kan staring at the paintings.

She dropped a bag on the ground that made a loud thud.

She then brought out a large device with holes in it that Kan immediately recognized as a speaker.

"You listen to music? I mean, you have to. I'm playing either way," Nora said with a smile as she turned on the speaker, the music roaring to life in the art cave.

The room pulsed with the raw energy of rock, the bass thumping through the air like a heartbeat of rebellion. The paintings seemed to vibrate in response, each stroke echoing the rhythmic beats.

"That's rock! She listens to rock. Hang on, rock music too? I'm starting to think only the weird people make the difference in this place!" Kan mused, a grin tugging at the corners of his mouth.

As the music began to play, Nora unleashed a whirlwind of motion. Her arms swung with intensity, her gestures painted the air with fervor. Her head spun, dark tendrils of hair swirling around her like a shroud of shadows.

She bopped and swayed, her every movement a testament to the power of the music. The room seemed to pulse in tandem with her, a synchronized dance of sound and art.

She spun around, her form graceful and fluid, a living embodiment of the music's energy. Then in one swift movement, she unstrapped the thin line of her gown over her shoulders. And then she did the same for the second all while still dancing. Kan stood at the spot, surprised at the sudden turn of events.

She picked a brush from the bag she had dropped and continued to dance. Eventually, she got to a point where she pulled down her gown and right in front of Kan, was Nora. The REAL NORA.

"Is this even legal?!" Kan couldn't help but muse as he beheld her round cups hung perfectly on her chest with nipples so pink i

t felt like they were kissed with a dye. 

"Most perfect Badonks I have ever seen in my life!!" 

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*Author's note*

Bonus chapter after bonus chapter.

I keep grinding lol

Please show some love for those of you that keep summoning me using the summoning pen.

I legit get around 100 a day which is actually a good thing, not that I'm complaining lol.

Just wish someone would spoil me a little with a gift, sigh...

GOLDEN TICKET would be great too!!

But would appreciate a gift more!!

Thank you!!!