Alantina Online: The Greatest Sword Mage Reborn As A Weak NPC

The two boys and the girl stared at the quest notifications in front of them with strange expressions. Vance stood there with a big smile on his face as if he did not do anything at all. "Ummm…. Is this a joke?"

"Hmmm?" Vance tilted his head, looking at the young man with a confused expression. 

"I mean, why? Why must I kiss a guy to get a gold coin!?" The skinner of the two yelled out. 

"Oh, that!? It is very important for my experiment. If you are unwilling, I am sure I can find someone else to do it." Vance replied, still smiling away.

"Ummm, do I need to strip both of them?" The girl Lizz asked with blushing cheeks.

"What!?" Both young men cried out. "Your quest is to strip us!?"

"Ye-Yeah.." Liz replied, lowering her head shyly. "I get five gold if I strip you both naked." 

Off in the distance, Alice and Cynthia were in tears as they watched as Vance toyed with the three players. "Alice, how much do you want to bet that they will go through with it?"

"I am waiting for them to see the fine print." Alice chuckled. She was right. There was fine print on the quest. It was at the very bottom and in three pixel font size. It said that they would only complete your quest as long as you did not die during the event.

"Ah yeah…. When they realize they did this all for nothing, it will be too funny. At least he is being nice and not making the girl strip." Cynthia felt that if they were not around, Vance might have just done that.

"He better not. I think having four girls and a fairy as his wives is enough for him." Alice snorted. 

"Oh? Already including Mina, I see." Cynthia smiled. She knew Alice was a softy.

"Well, yeah, she might as well considering what happened…." Alice blushed as she pursed her lips and watched on.

Vance was still standing there as if he was not making some huge demands. "So what will it be? Will you complete my quest? I think it will be some easy gold, right?" 

"Fuck! Alright, I will do it!" The chubbier of the two young men gritted his teeth. It was really easy gold. He just had to kiss his friend. 

"Fine! Fuck bring it on!" The skinner of the two young men yelled out. 

"Wait!" Vance said before the two were just about to go in. on the inside, he was laughing so hard his stomach was hurting. He never thought being an NPC and giving out quests would be so much fun. Just seeing how players are willing to go to the limit to do things was quite amazing. 

"What!? Fuck I had just gathered all my resolve!" The skinner of the two young men cried. He was literally in tears at this point.

"Ahahaha… Sorry! Sorry, but as men, you should let ladies go first. Come now, strip them both." Vance was toying with this group to the max. 

"O-Okay…." Liz's face was bright red as she stepped forward and began pulling on her friend's armor. In about ten minutes and a lot of fumbling about, she had taken off all their armor and set it aside. 

"Good! Good! Now then, you two can go and finish your part." Vance replied with a big grin. 

The two young men looked at each other, feeling very uncomfortable. They went to lean in, and just before their lips touched, their eyes widened as their health bars disappeared. They both looked down at their stomachs to see a sword sticking through them. 

"Wha!?" The young men turned to look at Vance, who was still standing there smiling away.

Vance clapped as he said: "Thank you for the entertainment. I will be taking all your coins now." 

All three turned cubes of light and disappeared. Cynthia had run a sword straight through both young men, and Sally had slit the girl's throat. Alice walked over and hugged VAnce's waist and teasingly said: "I did not realize you had such hobbies."

"Only if it is you girls stripping and kissing each other,"  Vance replied while pinching Alice's side, causing her to make a face at him before pushing him away. 

At the respawn point, three people appeared, two naked young men hugging one another and a girl. They stared at the players, who had also just respawned, with looks of disbelief. "What kind of fucking NPC was that!?" The chubbier of the two young men yelled out.

"Fuck get off me!" The Skinner of the two young men pushed the other away. Putting a hand over his crotch, he stood up and turned to Liz, and asked: "Can you give us our armor back now?"

"Huh? I placed it on the rock to the side…." Liz realized she had made a huge mistake! She thought they were getting easy money, so she did not put their armor in her inventory! She quickly opened her menu to look at the quest she got, only to see that it was never completed. In fact, it had failed! 'WWhat the hell! I completed the quest!" As she scanned the details, she finally came across the fine print at the very bottom. "If you die during the event, the quest will fail….. WHAT!???" 

Back on Vance's side of things. He and the girls were resting while snacking on some food. "So, where are we heading next?"

"Down into the forest. There we can find more players and tons of coins. But things won't be as easy. Finding coins in the forest is probably the hardest of all areas." Vance did not like the idea of going into the forest, but there was no other option. With a sigh, he stood up and stretched his arms. "Shall we?"

"I am ready when you are!" Alice also stood up. She was raring to go.

"Vance, next time you use your quests as a means of tricking people, can you make them do something funny? Like a strange dance or something?" Cynthia wished she had Vacen's quest system. She would trick so many people into doing many things for her own amusement.