I am a white dove, building a nest on my little sister.

"Gu Gu Gu Gu~~~"

The white dove chirped a few times, and then the parrot started talking.

"Beauty, you have been deceived. Is LV fake? If you don’t believe me, ask the uncle outside."

As soon as the parrot opened his mouth, the scene became quiet.

Dai Xiaomei:???

Boss Wang:"........"

In the eyes of Boss Wang, the parrot can only curse, but cannot say such high-end words, which is a bit abnormal today.

The woman's face suddenly turned pale, as if something had been said to her.

"Ugly bird, if you dare to talk nonsense again, see if I don't tear your mouth apart."

The woman growled.

"Gu Gu Gu Gu!

Parrot:"You're angry. I guess I'm right. I knew you were the mistress right away. The BMW doesn't belong to you, right? You used uncle's keys to show off.""

"you......."

The woman was shaking with anger.

How does this dead parrot know so much?

"Gu Gu Gu Gu!

Parrot:"I guess you are here to buy a dog. The BMW man outside should pay for it.""

"ah~~~"

The woman was dumbfounded.

What the parrot said was absolutely right, she was indeed someone else's mistress.

Two days ago, she pestered the LV that her uncle bought for her, and wanted to show it off to her best friends.

Who knows, after the appraisal by my best friend, the LV is fake.

That's okay.

The woman lost her temper and pestered the uncle to buy him a pet dog.

That's why she comes here.

Unexpectedly, a parrot revealed all this to her.

Of course the parrot didn't know, or even what he meant.

He said it according to Bai Ge's instructions.

When the woman came in, Bai Ge discovered that she had gotten off the BMW and was kissing the BMW man in his fifties.

With his wisdom, it is obvious what the situation is

"You, you spit on others! Believe it or not, I stewed you!"The woman was extremely angry and threatened with gritted teeth.

"Gu Gu Gu Gu!"Xiao Liu, scold her to death, you can do whatever you want.

Bai Ge continued to give instructions.

Parrot:"You shameless mistress, slutty sister, bitch, idiot, eighth wife, shameless, something no one wants, go home. Look, your mother ran away with your grandfather, and your father hanged himself........."

I go!

Baige was shocked.

I didn’t expect parrots to be so powerful in combat.

I let you play freely. Who the hell allowed you to play so well?

Dai Xiaomei and Boss Wang stared at each other.

As a parrot owner, Boss Wang has also seen for the first time that a parrot can be so fierce when it is at full power.

"Ahhhhh~~~"

The woman's face turned green and white. She couldn't stand the pull anymore and ran out of the door screaming.

"Boss, I am awesome!"

"So-so."

Plop la la~~~

The white dove flew down and landed on Xiao Hei's head.

First he called out twice, attracting the attention of the little girl.

Then, he pointed at the parrot and then at himself.

That means, I want this parrot

"What, you want to buy a parrot?"

Young girl, I quit. This parrot is full of swear words. It's okay to just buy it and take it home."

"no! I disagree!"

"Gu Gu!"

Bai Ge was disdainful and looked at Dai Xiaomei calmly.

One second.

Three seconds.

Ten seconds.

Dai Xiaomei surrendered:"Buy, buy, buy!"

"Boss, how much does your parrot cost?"

"Are you sure you want to buy a parrot?"

Boss Wang has a strange look in his eyes.

"Sure!"The little girl nodded.

"All right! Boss Wang smiled bitterly and said:"This parrot, named Xiaoliu, belongs to a friend of mine. That friend of mine is a loan shark. The parrot followed him and learned to use swear words." Later, my friend entered the police force, and he asked someone to keep Xiaoliu with me.

Later, it was said that my friend was going to be sentenced to life imprisonment and would not be able to come out. He brought me a message and gave me a parrot.

I originally wanted to sell it, but unexpectedly, the beak of this parrot was too cheap. After selling it several times, the customers returned it."

"Therefore, I advise you not to buy it. It will scold everyone, especially its owner."

"ah~~~"

Dai Xiaomei’s face was ugly, but after looking at Bai Ge’s determined eyes, she gritted her teeth and said,"Buy it."

Boss Wang spread his hands and said,"Let’s do this. The parrot doesn’t cost any money, so I’ll give it to you."

"for free?"The little girl is puzzled.

Boss Wang:"But there is a condition."

Stupid girl:"What are the conditions?

Boss Wang:"No matter what happens, you can never send the parrot back.""

What the hell!

The silly little girl has black lines all over her head: Damn, this parrot is so annoying.

Are dogs and pigeons playing tricks on me?"

"Forehead.......Okay, thank you, Boss Wang, I’ll take the parrot away!"

"Okay, okay, don’t send it back!"Boss Wang was overjoyed.

Then, Boss Wang took out his mobile phone and took a few photos of Xiao Hei.

Then he told Miss Dai that when the dog license comes out, he will send it directly to her home.

He just left the house and hadn't reached the opposite road yet. The temporary parking area was blocked by a man and a woman. The woman was the one who was angry just now.

The man was a fifty-year-old middle-aged uncle with a big belly and a fierce face.

"Husband, this is the woman whose parrot scolded me, please help me fix her!"The woman said coquettishly.

The middle-aged man is an old pervert. When he sees the silly little girl, his eyes light up. He is the best. He is much better than the one next to him.

"Hello beauty, is your parrot scolding me?"

"Old color batch, old color batch, old cow eating young grass, shame!"

Before Little Sister Dai could speak, Xiao Liu spoke.